Kusuha's Newest Drink.

GenocideHeart

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#1
OK, first off, the idea itself is not lemony per se, but an eventual fic based on it most definitely would be.

The idea:

What if, while messing around with her Genki Drinks (and likely getting Ryusei to suffer... er, test them), Kusuha accidentally makes one that acts essentially like Viagra on crack?

Of course, once word spreads, I can see several of the women, er... 'acquiring' some of those drinks for, ah... 'personal business', yeah, that0s the ticket. And I'd imagine a lot of the males would have a sudden feeling of impending doom wash over them.

The exact effects of the Viagra Drink are left to your imagination. It's meant to be a cheeky humor fic, but if you want to, it can easily degenerate into a smutfest. Just be sure to keep the smutty implications down, since this isn't the lemon section. If need be, make another topic there...

Discuss.
 

Shikaze

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#2
While not really accidental in this case, here's the beginning of something with this idea.

While most of the people on the Hagane were at rest, a shadow could be seen sneaking around, trying to stay oout of view of anybody would could spot it.

"So far, so good....."

"What are you doing here, Ryusei ?"

Gasping, the now-unshadowed Ryusei just turned around to find his fellow pilot, Raidiese F. Branstein.

"RAI ! There's no time to explain, just come with me !" said Ryusei, while trying to pull Rai with him at the same time.

Frowning, Rai just freed his arm from Ryusei's grip, before taking a stern tone.

"I don't knwo what idiocy you're trying to pull this time, but I won't have any part in it."

"Just a few words then. Kusuha, Genki Drinks. Seems she's getting frustrated with Bullet's shyness. Do I need to say more ?"

"While I understand better why you seem so agitated, if she's frustrated with Bullet, just WHY should we be afraid ?"

"She needs volonteers to test it."
 

Shikaze

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#3
Next :

Rounding around the corner, Kusuha spotted the two pilots in the middle of their discussion.

"RYUSEI ! I knew I saw you somewhere around here ! Please, can you come with me ?"

"Err-- Well, that is, I'v-" "PLEEEAAASSSEEEEEE !"

With that, Kusuha took Ryusei's hand into hers, and looked at him with big, soulfull eyes.

"Please, Ryusei, I really need your help. For me ? For your childhood friend ?"

"But, Rai needs-" "I have to fine tune some parts on the R-2 anyway. You can go help her."

Hearing this, Ryusei just looked at the already fleeing Raidiese, hoping that his psychic scream of 'TRAITOR' would reach the, in his opinion, lucky bastard.

Resigned to his fate, Ryusei followed Kusuha to what he felt would ultimately be his doom.
The Puppy Dog look always win.
 

armedlord

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#5
...

Well that's one way for a Ryusei/Kusuha pairing if I ever seen one. ;)

Then I get thoughts of people trying to mix her drink into the food for certain people.

But then who could do such a thing...

...let's see... Excellen of course would want it. A certain loli princess would possibly want it. I don't know exactly with Seolla...Lune/Ryune I can see trying to get it to use on Misaki...Rio...hmmm, I'd say possible on that. Latounni or Mai might not at first, but if there was any 'action' going on between Ryusei and Kusuha or if someone convinced them that the other girl is going for it then its a maybe.

Oddly enough, my minds thinks a total yes with Tasuku using it.
 

Shikaze

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#6
Not Ryusei/Nusuha here. As Ryu said, right now, she only needs guinea pigs. As for what will happen, well, if I can keep the juice going, you'll see soon.
 

Light02

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#7
damn it and I'm running a d20 SRW game (with Miss Genki herself running the team) now this is giving me ideas.
 

BakaNeko

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#8
I feel for poor Arado, really I do. Normally he'd have his hands full dealing with Seolla. But with her "juiced" up, he's going to lose a lot of sleep.

Depending on when the author decides to put this in the "timeline" I think that a lot of funny situations can be had with Lamia. There can be plenty of social 'norms' that Lamia could be clueless about. Nevermind the fun and tears Excellen would be put through.

Lamia Loveless
 

alansg

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#9
I remember "reading" a doujin with a similar plot, but instead of viagra, the drink only worked on females, incresing their sexual drive. A lot.


Good work, Shikase.
 

Shikaze

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#10
Snippity snippet :

"Sooo, Kusuha, what's the thing you needed me for ?"

While he ultimately knew he was here to, once again, act as a guinea pig for his friend's Genki Drink, he always asked Kusuha this.
It was something of a ritual between them. Ryusei would always try to get out of testing the drinks, and Kusuha would always manage to make him try by a combination of begging and pouting, feminine wiles seemingly not working on Ryusei.

"Well, I've been trying a few variations for my drinks, sooo.... There ! For you !"

With that, Kusuha pushed a yellowish looking drink in Ryusei's hand.

Eyes twitching, the poor pilot decided to face his fate up front.

"What exactly did you put in there this time ?"

"Milk, eggs, fermented soy beans, red viper extract and malt. Now, bottom up !"

Grimacing, Ryusei put the drink in front of his lips.

'Well, here goes nothing....'
And I think I just found what Kusuha would looks like after testing her drink.

Warning, so not safe for work : Kusuha effected by her drink
 

GenocideHeart

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#11
Hahaha.

For the record, the 'Milk, eggs, fermented soy beans, red viper extract and malt' line is from City Hunter - Ryo Saeba drinks that concoction to increase sexual potency, he says. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think Ryusei is going to have a bad case of MOKKORI sometime soon.
 

alansg

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#12
Milk, eggs, fermented soy beans, red viper extract and malt?

That sounds surprisingly tame for Kusuha compared to other things she uses as ingredients.

Continue with the good work.
 
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