Harry Potter Lunatic Plot Bunny

Prince Charon

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#1
Sorry I couldn't come up with a better title.

Harry woke up that morning, and immediately knew something odd was going on. After all, he didn't usually wake up with arms wrapped around him, nor breasts pressed against his back. Also, the bed was a little larger than it had been when he fell asleep, which likely meant this was more than just a girl sneaking into his bed for a lark.

Slowly, he turned around, and found himself looking into the open eyes of Luna Lovegood. "Good morning, Harry," she said.

"Eh, how... what are you doing here?" he asked, as clearly as he could manage under the circumstances.

"Well," said Luna, "Padma won me in a game of chess, and she gave me to her sister, and Parvati gave me to you as a surprise unbirthday gift."

Harry blinked at that. "Erm," he began, "why would you want to- why would they?"

"It was the best way to get out of House Ravenclaw," she replied, gesturing out the half-open curtains, where a second chest of drawers had been set up, on her side of the bed, "and they were nice enough to help me."
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Oddly, the purebloods consider this perfectly acceptable. A little strange and old-fashioned, but quite legal, as it was Luna's free choice. The Patil twins are rather flattered (and maybe a little shaken) that she trusted them so much, of course, but are mostly disturbed that it was necessary (lets say that Padma did at least try to stop the bullying when she learned of it, but it was to little, to late), not that its legal. Luna's clothes now have Gryffindor's colours, where they previously had Ravenclaw's.

You'll note that I'm not defining what Luna now is to Harry, whether his concubine, slave, pet, very personal secretary, or some other such being. That is intentional. Its up to the author.
 

Takerial

Well-Known Member
#2
I don't really see anything that really sets it apart from any other story like this.

It just seems like it'll be another one of those stories, but with a slightly different opening to it.
 
#4
Hm, could always make it fun by not ever letting Harry figure out which of those it is. This is Loony we're talking about. The confusion and the teasing could be very amusing.
 

Prince Charon

Well-Known Member
#5
Scygnus Darkhawk said:
Hm, could always make it fun by not ever letting Harry figure out which of those it is. This is Loony we're talking about. The confusion and the teasing could be very amusing.
That was one of the thoughts involved.
 
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