Alright, some people could remember my original 'Naruto is dating WHO?'. A collection of one-shots about Naruto getting it on with girls from other anime/manga/games, etc... Which was basically a receptacle for my crazy crossover ideas. In the end being only romance-centric cut most of what I could write, even if a few were pretty good. The Yu-Gi-Oh one I liked particularly, and I'm not even that big of a fan.
So, this is an heir to that, only, it's not focused on girls, but series. That way, I can write whatever comes to mind... Only, with a twist. Union between western and eastern culture. Each chapter will have two crossovers, each one with a 'serious' scenario with explanation and an omake. The first crossover will be with something of Asian origin, the second one will be with something of western origin and the name of the subject will be only be told in the explanation. Just being a tease.
Now, without further ado, easter part of the first chapter. Enjoy.
Love Hina
Scenario: Naruto, the Kanrinrin
ôMeh, what a lame mission...ö Naruto kicked the ground, making a pebble roll over the streets as the taxi that had brought him there left, leaving behind a big trail of dust. The mission had been assigned by a person that only called herself 'Grandma Hina', and she wanted an administrator for her property. Something about her grandson having passed the exam on the first try or something.
What he didn't understand was why Tsunade had given him that mission, nor why the mission was A-Ranked. Surely it couldn't involve the same danger as facing people of the level of Zabuza and Haku. Tsunade had told him that he would get more information on site from someone called Haruka. Setting his sack on the ground he looked around. The big set of steps leading to the main building amazed him.
ôBaa-chan told me that I should head to the tea-shop first... But where the hell is it?ö He scratched the back of his head as he looked around, not finding a sign or anything in sight. ôHmm, I guess I should have specified the location to the driver. He probably dropped me in front of the main building... The thing I'm supposed to administrate.ö
Picking up his duffel bag again, he started climbing the steps till he found himself in front of the entrance. ô... Looks like an inn. I might ask someone of the people in here about where the teashop is.ö Naruto opened the front sliding door and found no one in sight. ôHuh... Strange. An inn should always have someone at the front door, right?ö
Naruto looked around and found no one in sight. He frowned. ô... Alright. Baa-chan better not have made me the administrator of an abandoned inn or something or I go back to Konoha, no questions.ö He closed the door behind him and removed his shoes. Then, he noticed that the place couldn't be vacant because he could see other shoes. ô... You're lucky, baa-chan. You're lucky.ö
Putting down his duffel bag again, near the entrance this time, Naruto started exploring the corridors, and found no one. ôAlright, this is getting troublesome... I wanted to make a good first impression, but...ö Naruto breathed in a good amount of air and then screamed out. ôHELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS ANYONE HERE OR IS THIS PLACE A GHOST HOUSE?!ö
-Breakline-
ôHaa...ö Exhaling out deeply, she tightened the grip on her weapon, making it firm and yet flexible. She had practised how to hold the sword ever since she could hold a bokken in her hand, so it was like breathing and synchronized with it.
She resumed her mental training, the figure of an opponent materializing in front of her and her eyes narrowing. The rage at everything male kept her focused, keen and dangerous. She raised her right foot, ready to take a step and slash at her enemy...
ôHELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS ANYONE HERE OR IS THIS PLACE A GHOST HOUSE?!ö Only to stumble and trip, falling hard on her face as a shout broke her concentration. Rubbing her sore nose she cursed her lack of training, if a simple loud noise could unsettle her like that.
ô... Wait a minute.ö She then noticed that it wasn't a simple loud noise, but a shout from an unfamiliar voice. A male voice. Retrieving her sword, she was back on her feet and down the stairs in a few seconds.
-Breakline-
ôW-Who's there?!ö Naruto silently thanked whatever Kami had listened to his prayers, as someone finally let her voice be heard. Turning around, Naruto found himself staring at a petite girl around thirteen years old with blue eyes, wearing an apron over her clothes and holding a ladle. ôWho are you?ö
ôAlright, first thing: what the hell?!ö Naruto immediately was in her face, much to the girl's distress. She took a step back and held both hands and the ladle in front of her face. ôNo one at the door and the front door is japanese style and as such without a lock?! Seriously?! I've been in here for minutes! I could have stolen everything in sight or sneaked in and hid till one you got near enough and ZAC!ö
ôHiii!ö The girl flinched at Naruto's sudden raise in voice and the gesture he made with his thumb near his neck. She started trembling and then a sniff alerted Naruto that she had gone maybe too far. ôI-I'm sorry, I... I'm not... Auuuu...ö
ô... Alright, sorry about that.ö Naruto groaned, suddenly feeling, and rightfully, like an asshole. The girl reminded him of one of his friends when she was younger. ôI guess I'm still a bit ticked off, but, seriously, whoever was in charge before me really was...ö
ôShinobu, duck!ö The voice that interrupted him had a clear angry tone to it. He turned to the left only to find a blade swinging in his direction. The apron-wearing girl shrieked as Naruto suddenly grabbed onto her and jumped out of the way. ôYou... You monster! Let go of her!ö
ôLady, what the hell?!ö Naruto let go of the blue haired girl and just in time, because the kimono-wearing girl slashed at him once again. ôWhy are you attacking me?!ö
ôCriminal! Molester! How dare you lay a hand on Shinobu!ö Naruto jumped back and started running up the stairs with the crazy armed girl in tow.
ôI only laid a hand on her to get her away from the pointy end of that blade, you crazy...ö Suddenly Naruto noticed a room on his left. 'Open bath'. He beelined for the flap covering the entrance and got past it with a jump. ôAn open bath! I can get out this... huh...ö
Only to stop dead when he noticed he had walked in on two more girls, one with long auburn hair the other with golden brown ones kept short, which were in the middle of the serious predicament of undressing. ôEhm... Sorry...ö
ôKYAAAA! A PERVERT!ö Naruto blushed and instinctively ran back out of the room and ducked and rolled on the floor before springing away to dodge yet another sword attack.
ô... Maybe this could indeed be an A-Mission...ö Naruto ran up another set of stairs and almost collided with a tanned girl holding a basket with laundry.
ôA-Ah! What...ö He jumped up and over the girl, startling her as she followed him with her gaze, dropping the basket because of the surprise.
ôSorry! I didn't want to scare you!ö He ran and ran till the stairs ended. He walked till he found himself staring at clotheslines and then at a nice panorama from the top floor of the inn as he approached the edge. ô... A roof. Great... Wait, what the hell am I saying? I can jump off this no problem...ö Scratch that. Why am I running in the first place?
ôYou're trapped, felon!ö He blinked and turned around, finding the five girls all behind him, and thankfully, the two from the bathroom were now fully clothed... How they had managed that in a few seconds, he didn't know. He knew thought that the two with the longest hair were staring murderously at him, while the other three just looked confused. ôThere's no escape!ö
ô... Well, it's not like I want to escape... I mean, not any more.ö Naruto shrugged his shoulders at the five girls. ôIf you can just put down that thing, I can explain...ö
ôExplain what?! You're a pervert! You peeked on us in the changing room and Motoko said that you touched Shinobu!ö The auburn haired girl seemed like the leader of the group. Naruto sweatdropped.
ôAgain, I just wanted to avoid her getting hurt.ö
ôY-Yes... He was... I think he was trying to be helpful.ö The blue haired girl found her voice again and the blonde shinobi was thankful that she was speaking in his defense. ôI mean, he was explaining how we should put a lock on the door because he could steal or assault someone easily... Ah! Ah, no! I mean...ö Then again...
ôYou sick...! Ahhh!ö Naruto's eyes widened as the 'leader' pulled back her arm and advanced on him. He could recognized an intent to punch. He groaned and went perfectly still.
ô... Seriously, baa-chan...ö Just as the girl's fist was about to connect with his face, Naruto raised his left arm.
ô... Eh?!ö And the attacker suddenly found her punch in a fierce iron grip, courtesy of Naruto's left hand.
ôAh...!ö This... Is this Ki?! Motoko was able to use ki attacks with her swords, and also growing around her sister, she couldn't not learn to recognize ki when she felt it... Even if this felt different then usual, but the amount was surely huge, and it all came from the man in front of them.
ôYour missions suck.ö Naruto raised his head again to show to the world changed eyes, with mixed reactions. The two 'warrior' girls flinched, while the girl who kept her eyes closed opened one in wonder. The tanned girl 'oooh'-ed while the blue haired girl looked scared. ôAlright. Did I get you to stop, now?!ö
ôY-You're a demon! A perverted demon!ö Apparently not. Naruto groaned as he suddenly felt the girl starting to gather chakra around her blade. ôYou wicked being... You shall find no mercy in me any more!ö
ôYou were being merciful before?! Swinging that thing around at other... Oh, hell.ö The girl suddenly dropped her stance and advanced on him, while the girl he had caught tried to get out of his grip, making one of her own on his wrist. Oh. They're working together. She's making sure of keeping me occupied while she attacks... Did they practice or what? ôAlright, this is it. I do not take kindly to being attacked without a reason...ö
ôZankan...!ö
ôWaaah!ö The sword-holding girl suddenly paled as Naruto raised her friend off her fit and put her in the way of her blow. She couldn't stop. She was going to...
ôBut endangering someone else because of your temper?!ö Only for her to disappear and for a hand to find its way to her neck. Naruto then proceeded to slam both girls into the ground with his hands. ôAlright! Now will you shut up or do I have to knock you out to make you listen to what I have to say?!ö
ôAhhh! P-Please don't hurt them!ö He raised his head and noticed that the blue haired girl was about to cry again. ôT-They... They misunderstood! They weren't trying to hurt you... I mean, they were, but they weren't... Ahhh! What should I dooooo!ö She then started crying openly, and he felt like an asshole again.
ô... I didn't want to. Sorry.ö He let go of his two captives who gasped in much needed air and started coughing right after, trying to catch their breaths again. The blonde crossed his arms over his chest and looked sternly at them. ôBut attack me again, and you end up on the ground again. Got it?ö
ôHmmm... That was nice! Never would have bet I'd see the day someone wrestled Motoko and Naru both into submission!ö He blinked when he heard clapping. It was the girl with the shortest hair, and her eyes... She reminded him of a fox. ôSo, can we know who you are and what are you doing here?ö
ôHe's strong! Stronger than Motoko! Super-onii-chan!ö Suddenly, his sight was obstructed by panties. The tanned girl had suddenly latched onto his head. ôHey, super-onii-chan! Do you want to play with me?! Please please please...ö
ô... Is this place a psychiatric ward or what?ö Naruto had never been one for sarcasm, but again, the whole situation made no sense to him.
ôThis is the Hinata Girls Only Dormitory.ö
ôHa... Haruka-san...ö Naruto thanked god for the appearance of his 'contact' and for the fact that the girl had decided to climb on his back instead of his front. Then, something downed on him.
ôAnd he's your new administrator.ö He just stared back at the smoking woman while everyone's stare suddenly turned on him.
ô... No, seriously. Is this a psychiatric ward?ö
-End Scene-
Author Notes
This is pretty much what I figure would happen if Naruto ever had to take Keitaro's place. I mean Naruto is gentle, but we've seen time and time again that he's not the kind to take shit from anyone that isn't Sakura, and Naru and Motoko certainly aren't Sakura. So, add together a mission that he doesn't really like and getting suddenly attacked for no reason whatsoever and that he's not a gentleman, having clearly expressed the will to hit girls if pissed off enough, and I can see this easily happening. From there, I guess it's various things happening, maybe Keitaro getting to know Mutsumi and Seta before Naru and other things happen differently or not at all, gearing in other changes... Try to imagine what. I tell you, it's fun.
The omake is a little homage to a snippet posted by another author on the TFF.
Omake: Meet Tsuruko's husband
ô... No. Freaking. Way.ö Naruto was shaking, blinking, staring. His body was a turmoil of confusion, he felt the laws of physics die and reality itself bending over and taking it up the ass to allow for what was in front of him to make sense. Motoko hiding behind him scared out of her wits didn't help much, but he couldn't blame her. At. All.
Meeting her sister had disaster written all over it from the beginning, if Motoko had asked his help, feigning an non-existent engagement to avoid getting coerced back into going home. She didn't mention that she was coming with her husband, though, and from the way she had shrieked and hid behind him when they arrived, she didn't know either.
ôNaruto-kun!ö Motoko's sister was a beautiful, frightening, enormously strong woman. He didn't know about the psycho side, but all the rest was enough to leave him wondering how... ôWhat a fateful meeting!ö How in the seven seas, the seven skies, the vacuum of space, hell, purgatory and heaven... ôOh, where are my manners! This is my beautiful wife, Tsuruko-san!ö
ôOhh, honey, you...ö
ô... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!ö How it was possible for Maito Gai to have landed himself that kind of woman. He just. Didn't. Know. If asked to Hatake Kakashi, he would reply: 'that was the only time Gai really, utterly, defeated me'.
-End Omake-
So, this is an heir to that, only, it's not focused on girls, but series. That way, I can write whatever comes to mind... Only, with a twist. Union between western and eastern culture. Each chapter will have two crossovers, each one with a 'serious' scenario with explanation and an omake. The first crossover will be with something of Asian origin, the second one will be with something of western origin and the name of the subject will be only be told in the explanation. Just being a tease.
Now, without further ado, easter part of the first chapter. Enjoy.
Love Hina
Scenario: Naruto, the Kanrinrin
ôMeh, what a lame mission...ö Naruto kicked the ground, making a pebble roll over the streets as the taxi that had brought him there left, leaving behind a big trail of dust. The mission had been assigned by a person that only called herself 'Grandma Hina', and she wanted an administrator for her property. Something about her grandson having passed the exam on the first try or something.
What he didn't understand was why Tsunade had given him that mission, nor why the mission was A-Ranked. Surely it couldn't involve the same danger as facing people of the level of Zabuza and Haku. Tsunade had told him that he would get more information on site from someone called Haruka. Setting his sack on the ground he looked around. The big set of steps leading to the main building amazed him.
ôBaa-chan told me that I should head to the tea-shop first... But where the hell is it?ö He scratched the back of his head as he looked around, not finding a sign or anything in sight. ôHmm, I guess I should have specified the location to the driver. He probably dropped me in front of the main building... The thing I'm supposed to administrate.ö
Picking up his duffel bag again, he started climbing the steps till he found himself in front of the entrance. ô... Looks like an inn. I might ask someone of the people in here about where the teashop is.ö Naruto opened the front sliding door and found no one in sight. ôHuh... Strange. An inn should always have someone at the front door, right?ö
Naruto looked around and found no one in sight. He frowned. ô... Alright. Baa-chan better not have made me the administrator of an abandoned inn or something or I go back to Konoha, no questions.ö He closed the door behind him and removed his shoes. Then, he noticed that the place couldn't be vacant because he could see other shoes. ô... You're lucky, baa-chan. You're lucky.ö
Putting down his duffel bag again, near the entrance this time, Naruto started exploring the corridors, and found no one. ôAlright, this is getting troublesome... I wanted to make a good first impression, but...ö Naruto breathed in a good amount of air and then screamed out. ôHELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS ANYONE HERE OR IS THIS PLACE A GHOST HOUSE?!ö
-Breakline-
ôHaa...ö Exhaling out deeply, she tightened the grip on her weapon, making it firm and yet flexible. She had practised how to hold the sword ever since she could hold a bokken in her hand, so it was like breathing and synchronized with it.
She resumed her mental training, the figure of an opponent materializing in front of her and her eyes narrowing. The rage at everything male kept her focused, keen and dangerous. She raised her right foot, ready to take a step and slash at her enemy...
ôHELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS ANYONE HERE OR IS THIS PLACE A GHOST HOUSE?!ö Only to stumble and trip, falling hard on her face as a shout broke her concentration. Rubbing her sore nose she cursed her lack of training, if a simple loud noise could unsettle her like that.
ô... Wait a minute.ö She then noticed that it wasn't a simple loud noise, but a shout from an unfamiliar voice. A male voice. Retrieving her sword, she was back on her feet and down the stairs in a few seconds.
-Breakline-
ôW-Who's there?!ö Naruto silently thanked whatever Kami had listened to his prayers, as someone finally let her voice be heard. Turning around, Naruto found himself staring at a petite girl around thirteen years old with blue eyes, wearing an apron over her clothes and holding a ladle. ôWho are you?ö
ôAlright, first thing: what the hell?!ö Naruto immediately was in her face, much to the girl's distress. She took a step back and held both hands and the ladle in front of her face. ôNo one at the door and the front door is japanese style and as such without a lock?! Seriously?! I've been in here for minutes! I could have stolen everything in sight or sneaked in and hid till one you got near enough and ZAC!ö
ôHiii!ö The girl flinched at Naruto's sudden raise in voice and the gesture he made with his thumb near his neck. She started trembling and then a sniff alerted Naruto that she had gone maybe too far. ôI-I'm sorry, I... I'm not... Auuuu...ö
ô... Alright, sorry about that.ö Naruto groaned, suddenly feeling, and rightfully, like an asshole. The girl reminded him of one of his friends when she was younger. ôI guess I'm still a bit ticked off, but, seriously, whoever was in charge before me really was...ö
ôShinobu, duck!ö The voice that interrupted him had a clear angry tone to it. He turned to the left only to find a blade swinging in his direction. The apron-wearing girl shrieked as Naruto suddenly grabbed onto her and jumped out of the way. ôYou... You monster! Let go of her!ö
ôLady, what the hell?!ö Naruto let go of the blue haired girl and just in time, because the kimono-wearing girl slashed at him once again. ôWhy are you attacking me?!ö
ôCriminal! Molester! How dare you lay a hand on Shinobu!ö Naruto jumped back and started running up the stairs with the crazy armed girl in tow.
ôI only laid a hand on her to get her away from the pointy end of that blade, you crazy...ö Suddenly Naruto noticed a room on his left. 'Open bath'. He beelined for the flap covering the entrance and got past it with a jump. ôAn open bath! I can get out this... huh...ö
Only to stop dead when he noticed he had walked in on two more girls, one with long auburn hair the other with golden brown ones kept short, which were in the middle of the serious predicament of undressing. ôEhm... Sorry...ö
ôKYAAAA! A PERVERT!ö Naruto blushed and instinctively ran back out of the room and ducked and rolled on the floor before springing away to dodge yet another sword attack.
ô... Maybe this could indeed be an A-Mission...ö Naruto ran up another set of stairs and almost collided with a tanned girl holding a basket with laundry.
ôA-Ah! What...ö He jumped up and over the girl, startling her as she followed him with her gaze, dropping the basket because of the surprise.
ôSorry! I didn't want to scare you!ö He ran and ran till the stairs ended. He walked till he found himself staring at clotheslines and then at a nice panorama from the top floor of the inn as he approached the edge. ô... A roof. Great... Wait, what the hell am I saying? I can jump off this no problem...ö Scratch that. Why am I running in the first place?
ôYou're trapped, felon!ö He blinked and turned around, finding the five girls all behind him, and thankfully, the two from the bathroom were now fully clothed... How they had managed that in a few seconds, he didn't know. He knew thought that the two with the longest hair were staring murderously at him, while the other three just looked confused. ôThere's no escape!ö
ô... Well, it's not like I want to escape... I mean, not any more.ö Naruto shrugged his shoulders at the five girls. ôIf you can just put down that thing, I can explain...ö
ôExplain what?! You're a pervert! You peeked on us in the changing room and Motoko said that you touched Shinobu!ö The auburn haired girl seemed like the leader of the group. Naruto sweatdropped.
ôAgain, I just wanted to avoid her getting hurt.ö
ôY-Yes... He was... I think he was trying to be helpful.ö The blue haired girl found her voice again and the blonde shinobi was thankful that she was speaking in his defense. ôI mean, he was explaining how we should put a lock on the door because he could steal or assault someone easily... Ah! Ah, no! I mean...ö Then again...
ôYou sick...! Ahhh!ö Naruto's eyes widened as the 'leader' pulled back her arm and advanced on him. He could recognized an intent to punch. He groaned and went perfectly still.
ô... Seriously, baa-chan...ö Just as the girl's fist was about to connect with his face, Naruto raised his left arm.
ô... Eh?!ö And the attacker suddenly found her punch in a fierce iron grip, courtesy of Naruto's left hand.
ôAh...!ö This... Is this Ki?! Motoko was able to use ki attacks with her swords, and also growing around her sister, she couldn't not learn to recognize ki when she felt it... Even if this felt different then usual, but the amount was surely huge, and it all came from the man in front of them.
ôYour missions suck.ö Naruto raised his head again to show to the world changed eyes, with mixed reactions. The two 'warrior' girls flinched, while the girl who kept her eyes closed opened one in wonder. The tanned girl 'oooh'-ed while the blue haired girl looked scared. ôAlright. Did I get you to stop, now?!ö
ôY-You're a demon! A perverted demon!ö Apparently not. Naruto groaned as he suddenly felt the girl starting to gather chakra around her blade. ôYou wicked being... You shall find no mercy in me any more!ö
ôYou were being merciful before?! Swinging that thing around at other... Oh, hell.ö The girl suddenly dropped her stance and advanced on him, while the girl he had caught tried to get out of his grip, making one of her own on his wrist. Oh. They're working together. She's making sure of keeping me occupied while she attacks... Did they practice or what? ôAlright, this is it. I do not take kindly to being attacked without a reason...ö
ôZankan...!ö
ôWaaah!ö The sword-holding girl suddenly paled as Naruto raised her friend off her fit and put her in the way of her blow. She couldn't stop. She was going to...
ôBut endangering someone else because of your temper?!ö Only for her to disappear and for a hand to find its way to her neck. Naruto then proceeded to slam both girls into the ground with his hands. ôAlright! Now will you shut up or do I have to knock you out to make you listen to what I have to say?!ö
ôAhhh! P-Please don't hurt them!ö He raised his head and noticed that the blue haired girl was about to cry again. ôT-They... They misunderstood! They weren't trying to hurt you... I mean, they were, but they weren't... Ahhh! What should I dooooo!ö She then started crying openly, and he felt like an asshole again.
ô... I didn't want to. Sorry.ö He let go of his two captives who gasped in much needed air and started coughing right after, trying to catch their breaths again. The blonde crossed his arms over his chest and looked sternly at them. ôBut attack me again, and you end up on the ground again. Got it?ö
ôHmmm... That was nice! Never would have bet I'd see the day someone wrestled Motoko and Naru both into submission!ö He blinked when he heard clapping. It was the girl with the shortest hair, and her eyes... She reminded him of a fox. ôSo, can we know who you are and what are you doing here?ö
ôHe's strong! Stronger than Motoko! Super-onii-chan!ö Suddenly, his sight was obstructed by panties. The tanned girl had suddenly latched onto his head. ôHey, super-onii-chan! Do you want to play with me?! Please please please...ö
ô... Is this place a psychiatric ward or what?ö Naruto had never been one for sarcasm, but again, the whole situation made no sense to him.
ôThis is the Hinata Girls Only Dormitory.ö
ôHa... Haruka-san...ö Naruto thanked god for the appearance of his 'contact' and for the fact that the girl had decided to climb on his back instead of his front. Then, something downed on him.
ôAnd he's your new administrator.ö He just stared back at the smoking woman while everyone's stare suddenly turned on him.
ô... No, seriously. Is this a psychiatric ward?ö
-End Scene-
Author Notes
This is pretty much what I figure would happen if Naruto ever had to take Keitaro's place. I mean Naruto is gentle, but we've seen time and time again that he's not the kind to take shit from anyone that isn't Sakura, and Naru and Motoko certainly aren't Sakura. So, add together a mission that he doesn't really like and getting suddenly attacked for no reason whatsoever and that he's not a gentleman, having clearly expressed the will to hit girls if pissed off enough, and I can see this easily happening. From there, I guess it's various things happening, maybe Keitaro getting to know Mutsumi and Seta before Naru and other things happen differently or not at all, gearing in other changes... Try to imagine what. I tell you, it's fun.
The omake is a little homage to a snippet posted by another author on the TFF.
Omake: Meet Tsuruko's husband
ô... No. Freaking. Way.ö Naruto was shaking, blinking, staring. His body was a turmoil of confusion, he felt the laws of physics die and reality itself bending over and taking it up the ass to allow for what was in front of him to make sense. Motoko hiding behind him scared out of her wits didn't help much, but he couldn't blame her. At. All.
Meeting her sister had disaster written all over it from the beginning, if Motoko had asked his help, feigning an non-existent engagement to avoid getting coerced back into going home. She didn't mention that she was coming with her husband, though, and from the way she had shrieked and hid behind him when they arrived, she didn't know either.
ôNaruto-kun!ö Motoko's sister was a beautiful, frightening, enormously strong woman. He didn't know about the psycho side, but all the rest was enough to leave him wondering how... ôWhat a fateful meeting!ö How in the seven seas, the seven skies, the vacuum of space, hell, purgatory and heaven... ôOh, where are my manners! This is my beautiful wife, Tsuruko-san!ö
ôOhh, honey, you...ö
ô... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!ö How it was possible for Maito Gai to have landed himself that kind of woman. He just. Didn't. Know. If asked to Hatake Kakashi, he would reply: 'that was the only time Gai really, utterly, defeated me'.
-End Omake-
