Naruto Naruto's Next Life

whitewhiskey

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#1
Basically a thread the opposite of the thread <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19146&st=0' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>"Past Lives?"</a> and something I thought of on the Misc. Ideas thread

The Fanon death seal always seems to have something to do with permanently binding Kyuubi to Naruto's soul...

How do you think that could effect reincarnation? Say one of Naruto's future lives gets a flashback or gets pissed and starts growing chakra tails, but who and how?

And a couple Ideas some people came up with...

MastaofBitches said:
Shadowseraph said:
MastaofBitches said:
whitewhiskey said:
MastaofBitches said:
whitewhiskey said:
The Fanon death seal always seems to have something to do with permanently binding Kyuubi to Naruto's soul...

How do you think that could effect reincarnation? Say one of Naruto's future lives gets a flashback or gets pissed and starts growing chakra tails, but who and how?
Tsukune Aono, and he has Kyuubi and Naruto in his head, with Naruto randomly possessing him to indulge in ramen.
Naruto would go nuts at having to be back in school
True, but he can still sleep away any boredom he has, or spend his free time pestering Kyuubi, and causing poor Tsukune to think he's going mad.

And then, Monster School happens, and Naruto pops out to kick ass.

Too bad Tsukune never remembers what happens...
Naruto effectively being Tsukune's monster power? Sounds like it could be pretty amusing.
I see it going something like <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_WuaFdOjo' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>this</a>
Prince Charon said:
whitewhiskey said:
Any other ideas? Who else could he reincarnate into?
Emiya Shirou. I wonder what effect that would have on his circuits, though.
Loki Fenrisulf IV said:
probably the problem that prevents Saber from getting energy from him would still be there since Kyuubi would be polluting him, but he would be able to spam UBW at will because he not only would now have Uzumaki energy levels (since magic is the spiritual part of chakra's physical+spiritual) but also the Kyuubi as a second source if he runs dry.
perfect_solider said:
how would that affect UBW if he uses "it's" energy?
MastaofBitches said:
Going back to the reincarnation idea for a minute, every harem protagonist ever is a reborn Naruto, the reason they can survive even half of what they do is because Kyuubi is healing them.
A couple other ideas...

Scott Pilgrim: They both have about the same type of personality and brain power, and Scott has a lot of chances to start to draw on the power of the fox. Plus, I'd want to reincarnate Sasuke as Wallace Wells

Breifers Rock: He snaps during a ghost attack and goes crazy, and I think it's perfectly logical that if he could chose, Naruto would want to be reborn with orange hair. And it'd be funny to see how the Demon sisters and Anarchy sisters would react to him having the power of such a high powered demon.
 

Shadowseraph

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#2
Not sure what you'd do with a panty and stocking cross beyond a oneshot though, there's only a smidge of actual plot in it. Could be pretty fun though.
 

whitewhiskey

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#3
Shadowseraph said:
Not sure what you'd do with a panty and stocking cross beyond a oneshot though, there's only a smidge of actual plot in it. Could be pretty fun though.
I'd think it would depend on when you had the powers kick in (May the zombie episode), but it would also depend on the second season (if there is one) since with Panty in little bits and Stocking going AWOL, Breifs only possible help against the forces of evil is Garterbelt (Possibly the Demon Sisters).

Any other new life ideas?
 

DhampyrX2

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#4
<a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=14393&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction...topic=14393&hl=</a>
 

Shadowseraph

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#5
whitewhiskey said:
Shadowseraph said:
Not sure what you'd do with a panty and stocking cross beyond a oneshot though, there's only a smidge of actual plot in it. Could be pretty fun though.
I'd think it would depend on when you had the powers kick in (May the zombie episode), but it would also depend on the second season (if there is one) since with Panty in little bits and Stocking going AWOL, Breifs only possible help against the forces of evil is Garterbelt (Possibly the Demon Sisters).

Any other new life ideas?
You forgot Chuck, but still, having it kick off where the first season left off would give you the most room to actually write a story.

Also, nice a Dhampyr fic.
 

MastaofBitches

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#6
Sai Akuto actually is the reincarnation of a Demon King so...
 

whitewhiskey

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#7
Because I was a fan of the show, what about Robin (Richard Grayson) in Teen Titans? Might give another reason for Robin and Starfire getting together (Naruto, in any life, has gotta love a chick with orange skin).
 

Prince Charon

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#8
Naruto, reborn as Harry Potter. The fox eats Riddle's soul-fragment, and is willing to 'pay' for more of them, by contributing power and training.
 

whitewhiskey

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#9
Prince Charon said:
Naruto, reborn as Harry Potter. The fox eats Riddle's soul-fragment, and is willing to 'pay' for more of them, by contributing power and training.
Then he drives Snape, as well as everyone else, crazy, pulling pranks everywhere, but he always has an airtight alibi where a lot of people see him.

And it's not like Harry can be in two places at once without a time-turner...
 

zeebee1

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#10
Would the twins intentionally fail, using their business as collateral, to learn from the master?
 

seitora

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#11
Prince Charon said:
Naruto, reborn as Harry Potter. The fox eats Riddle's soul-fragment, and is willing to 'pay' for more of them, by contributing power and training.
so would Naruto!Harry be able to feed Kyuubi whole souls, or only split souls?

But on the other hand, imagine if Naruto!Harry got the Resurrection Ring and could summon any dead soul. Kyuubi would be having a buffet.
 

whitewhiskey

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#12
seitora said:
Prince Charon said:
Naruto, reborn as Harry Potter.á The fox eats Riddle's soul-fragment, and is willing to 'pay' for more of them, by contributing power and training.
so would Naruto!Harry be able to feed Kyuubi whole souls, or only split souls?

But on the other hand, imagine if Naruto!Harry got the Resurrection Ring and could summon any dead soul. Kyuubi would be having a buffet.
If you feed it a soul, does that count as death? In which case, you've got the ring, you could feed Kyuubi the same soul over and over again.

And, since they both have red hair, you think Lily could be the second coming of Kushina? ('cause every time I try to imagine Lily, I just see a green eyed Kushina anyways)
 

Schema

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#13
Always did imagine Harry as having a Wind Element

**If the highly cliched elemental is used**

To make things balanced Orochimaru's experiments in immortality has to have had an effect that made it so that he resurrects in his bloodline and starts to remember his past as he reaches that age.

AKA Salazar Slytherin, Oh? Gather all of the magic teachings in One library? Ku Ku Ku Ku.

and Voldemort.

Plus having a Lee Jordan!Killer Bee
Fluer! Yugito
and a Colin Creevy! Gaara


would just be hilarious.
 

whitewhiskey

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#14
Different future life for Naruto, Naota Nandaba, then see how Canti reacts to eating a Jinchuriki.

Naruto seemed empty headed anyways.
 

Yorae Rasante

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#15
Creevy Gaara? It explains so much!
 

Typhonis

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#16
Imagine the scenes where Snape is trying to tech 'Harry' Legilamancy.

Enters the mind scape and its a sewer with a huge cage in it and apparently he is on the wrong side when a voice speaks up from behind him.

" You mortals , really, should be more careful WHERE you try mindwalking. Never know WHAT you may meet."

Snape slowly turns around..
 

seitora

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#17
Schema said:
Always did imagine Harry as having a Wind Element

**If the highly cliched elemental is used**

To make things balanced Orochimaru's experiments in immortality has to have had an effect that made it so that he resurrects in his bloodline and starts to remember his past as he reaches that age.

AKA Salazar Slytherin, Oh? Gather all of the magic teachings in One library? Ku Ku Ku Ku.

and Voldemort.

Plus having a Lee Jordan!Killer Bee
Fluer! Yugito
and a Colin Creevy! Gaara


would just be hilarious.
How about no.

ffs not every crossover needs to bring in a half-dozen Naruto characters minimum

especially when you're just shoehorning them in after like the first three
 

Yorae Rasante

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#18
seitora said:
Schema said:
Always did imagine Harry as having a Wind Element

**If the highly cliched elemental is used**

To make things balanced Orochimaru's experiments in immortality has to have had an effect that made it so that he resurrects in his bloodline and starts to remember his past as he reaches that age.

AKA Salazar Slytherin, Oh? Gather all of the magic teachings in One library? Ku Ku Ku Ku.

and Voldemort.

Plus having a Lee Jordan!Killer Bee
Fluer! Yugito
and a Colin Creevy! Gaara


would just be hilarious.
How about no.

ffs not every crossover needs to bring in a half-dozen Naruto characters minimum

especially when you're just shoehorning them in after like the first three
Well, Fleur Yugito seems shoehorned, but Jordan Bee and Colin Gaara makes kind of sense.
 

seitora

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#19
No they don't. Naruto!Harry makes sense because they're both the protagonists and Chosen Ones, Orochimaru!Voldemort makes sense because oooh, snakes, and they're the villains, and they both toy around with forces they shouldn't.

But Bee and Jordan? Jordan is just a tag-along troublemaker with the twins who also announces Quidditch games, I really can't see the resemblance here (unless you mean to say they're both dark-colored). Colin is just an annoying tagalong who disappears into the background, while Gaara is originally a psycho, and then cool and aloof.
 

MastaofBitches

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#20
seitora said:
Schema said:
Always did imagine Harry as having a Wind Element

**If the highly cliched elemental is used**

To make things balanced Orochimaru's experiments in immortality has to have had an effect that made it so that he resurrects in his bloodline and starts to remember his past as he reaches that age.

AKA Salazar Slytherin, Oh? Gather all of the magic teachings in One library? Ku Ku Ku Ku.

and Voldemort.

Plus having a Lee Jordan!Killer Bee
Fluer! Yugito
and a Colin Creevy! Gaara


would just be hilarious.
How about no.

ffs not every crossover needs to bring in a half-dozen Naruto characters minimum

especially when you're just shoehorning them in after like the first three
Finally! Someone who understands why most crossovers suck now-a-days.
 

seitora

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#21
Speaking of that, if somebody feels the need to do a Bleach/Naruto crossover, that same logic follows. The ninja world wasn't made up entirely of Konoha ninjas plus the Sand siblings and a few other jinchuuriki.

Why can't the shinobi who go to Soul Society be ONLY the high-level ninjas, aka the Kages, the Sannin, Seven Swordsmen, etc.?

(owait because then authors wouldn't be able to shoehorn in a Hinata pairing :p)
 

MastaofBitches

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#22
seitora said:
Speaking of that, if somebody feels the need to do a Bleach/Naruto crossover, that same logic follows. The ninja world wasn't made up entirely of Konoha ninjas plus the Sand siblings and a few other jinchuuriki.

Why can't the shinobi who go to Soul Society be ONLY the high-level ninjas, aka the Kages, the Sannin, Seven Swordsmen, etc.?

(owait because then authors wouldn't be able to shoehorn in a Hinata pairing :p)
 

whitewhiskey

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#23
You know, who says Naruto's next life has to be a dude? Or even a fighter?

Naruto's next life is...



Can you imagine a crap load of clones of that running around?
 

MastaofBitches

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#24
Who said it even has to remember it was Naruto? I was the one who said that.

Any character who could, reasonably, use the Kyuubi's power without getting killed would be fine.

Although, Keitaro possessing Pervert!Kyuubi would be both amusing and lead to a horrible bad end.
 

atlas_hugged

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#25
Imagine that Kyuubi was never supposed to be able to die. So when the Celestial powers that be have to reincarnate him, they mistakingly give him all of his memories of his past life. But they also reincarnate him as Naruto's reincarnation's pet. Who has no idea why his new kitty has such a bad attitude.
 
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