Akamatsuverse negima funny fan fiction quotes

dan27

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#1
I'm surprised this section didn't have funny fan fiction quotes to because to me this is a long overdue talk idea
 

Prince Charon

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#2
Here's one from Mahou Iinazuke Negima!:
Alzrius said:
ôExcuse me Negi-sensei, but if itÆs alright, IÆd like to make another announcement,ö interrupted Shizuna.

ôOh. Ah, please go ahead,ö nodded Negi, grateful for all of the eyes in the classroom to be taken off of him. He took the opportunity to retreat behind the large desk that was off to the side of the blackboard.

ôThank you.ö Walking towards the front of the class, Shizuna smiled and spread her arms wide. ôIÆd like to offer a big æcongratulations!Æ to class 2-A for having been selected for the National Family Incentive Program!ö

A confused murmur broke out among the class. The National Family what now?

ôAs you may know,ö explained Shizuna, ôdata suggests that economic growth and prosperity are directly tied to social trends, particularly where familial growth is concerned. As such, earlier this year the Diet approved this trial program to see if it was possible for the government to foster such sentiments among the youth of our nation. Mahora Academy, and subsequently class 2-A, was selected to be the group for this study.ö

By now, most of the students in the class, and Negi, were staring at Shizuna blankly, having been completely lost. A few, however, were able to keep up, and were starting to get nervous about where this was going.

ôAs such,ö smiled Shizuna, not missing a beat, ôyou are now all officially fiancÚs of Negi Springfield! Congratulations!ö Acting as though she hadnÆt just dropped a massive bomb on the entire class, Shizuna started clapping. She was the only one.
 

~NGD OMEGA~

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#3
This chapter of A Day Indoors... Seriously, at first I was all like :mellow: but then by the end when it all fell into place I was like :rofl:.
 

Mercsenary

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#4
Prince Charon said:
Here's one from Mahou Iinazuke Negima!:
Alzrius said:
ôExcuse me Negi-sensei, but if itÆs alright, IÆd like to make another announcement,ö interrupted Shizuna.

ôOh. Ah, please go ahead,ö nodded Negi, grateful for all of the eyes in the classroom to be taken off of him. He took the opportunity to retreat behind the large desk that was off to the side of the blackboard.

ôThank you.ö Walking towards the front of the class, Shizuna smiled and spread her arms wide. ôIÆd like to offer a big æcongratulations!Æ to class 2-A for having been selected for the National Family Incentive Program!ö

A confused murmur broke out among the class. The National Family what now?

ôAs you may know,ö explained Shizuna, ôdata suggests that economic growth and prosperity are directly tied to social trends, particularly where familial growth is concerned. As such, earlier this year the Diet approved this trial program to see if it was possible for the government to foster such sentiments among the youth of our nation. Mahora Academy, and subsequently class 2-A, was selected to be the group for this study.ö

By now, most of the students in the class, and Negi, were staring at Shizuna blankly, having been completely lost. A few, however, were able to keep up, and were starting to get nervous about where this was going.

ôAs such,ö smiled Shizuna, not missing a beat, ôyou are now all officially fiancÚs of Negi Springfield! Congratulations!ö Acting as though she hadnÆt just dropped a massive bomb on the entire class, Shizuna started clapping. She was the only one.
RUN AWAY NOW NEGI! They're still in shock you can flee now!

XD
 

Spaz

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#5
~NGD OMEGA~ said:
This chapter of A Day Indoors... Seriously, at first I was all like :mellow: but then by the end when it all fell into place I was like :rofl:.
Not to mention the latest chapter for Valentine's Day. It was so awesome, with a touch of breaking the fourth wall.

Lolis On Crossdresser FTW! :yay:
 

Prince Charon

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~NGD OMEGA~ said:
This chapter of A Day Indoors... Seriously, at first I was all like :mellow: but then by the end when it all fell into place I was like :rofl:.
... and the thing is, I could totally see her doing that.
 

Rift120

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#7
from Shadow crystal Mages 'Eureka no Mahou Sensei ' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837471/3/Eureka_no_Mahou_Sensei

On the plus side, girls in America seemed less prone to randomly cooing, hugging, pinching and generally molesting little boys than their Japanese counterparts. That was why Negi was only stopped seven times instead of the twenty heÆd figured he would be and made it sooner to the principalÆs office than expected.

He lost about ten minutes being fawned over by the secretaries and other faculty staff before he could show his paperwork. After being made to wait while phone calls were made to determine that, yes, this wasnÆt a joke of some sort, a bemused principal went about telling him his schedule and trying to look cool as she tried to decide whether or not to ask about his staff.

Which was how he found himself standing in front of a classroom with a new class list, lesson plan, and a feeling of impending doom, students looking at him curiously as they slipped inside. It wasnÆt until this moment that heÆd realized a serious lack in his teaching experience.

There were BOYS in this school.

He didnÆt know how to deal with boys, except maybe in a fight, or maybe a faculty meeting! Girls were easy! Stay in front of the class, never turn your back for too long, donÆt let them take off all your clothes, never look when they ultimately got naked for one reason or another and never, ever get involved with them, confessions, kissing and stripping be damned! Dealing with boys sounded much harder, though the last three rules probably still applied.

Bloody hell.
 

bissek

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#8
Evangeline sneezed. "I. Hate. Colds!" she growled.

"Master, you cannot afford to be absent today," Chachamaru chided.

"Why not?" Evangeline snapped.

"Negi-sensei is still wearing his new suit, which is tight around the region of his gluteus maximus."

"Break out the cold medicine! Education is important!"

"As you say, mistressà"
A Negima-centric quote from <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/1/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Takamachi Nanoha of 2814</a>
 

sworded

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#9
The newest chapter of <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5694359/4/Beyond_the_Wheel' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Beyond the Wheel</a> by Shadow Crystal Mage is fairly hilarious, too.
 

zeebee1

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#10
I found that to have a decrease in quality. Really, the longer he goes on the worse he gets.
 
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