Akamatsuverse Negima: Sex Ed

[ttestagr]

Damn you Charon. Negi's girls do not deserve the fate that awaits them in that scenario. That is almost as scary as that old skit that had 2ch Yue trolling Kotaru for being a failfag.

 

[Spaz]

Dude, even I have enough common sense to not necro threads OVER A YEAR OLD. :no:

Fail. It's his thread and his idea. If he want's to bring it back as a valid topic, that's his decision, not yours.

That being said, hilarious. I think Chachamaru would be top of the class in this. After all, she does have built-in internet access, which means she can tap all porn everywhere.

Disturbing thought: Negi asks Chachamaru for help. Chachamaru's main sources for knowledge of sex are 2chan, 4chan, and alt.sex.stories.

Even worse, Chachamaru asks Haruna to draw some of the things she's seen.

"Negi-sensei, it is appropriate discuss the topic of fetishes. Please Haruna-san, draw something for the class to see."

"Ooh, yes! Let's look something up... Ah! Here's something interesting: a reverse penistaur!" Haru cackles madly.

"A what?!"

 

[zeebee1]

If you went that far you wouldn't even need Chachamaru.

 

[Prince Charon]

Dude, even I have enough common sense to not necro threads OVER A YEAR OLD. :no:

Fail. It's his thread and his idea. If he want's to bring it back as a valid topic, that's his decision, not yours.

That being said, hilarious. I think Chachamaru would be top of the class in this. After all, she does have built-in internet access, which means she can tap all porn everywhere.

Disturbing thought: Negi asks Chachamaru for help. Chachamaru's main sources for knowledge of sex are 2chan, 4chan, and alt.sex.stories.

Even worse, Chachamaru asks Haruna to draw some of the things she's seen.

"Negi-sensei, it is appropriate discuss the topic of fetishes. Please Haruna-san, draw something for the class to see."

"Ooh, yes! Let's look something up... Ah! Here's something interesting: a reverse penistaur!" Haru cackles madly.

"A what?!"

... and this is why the class would freak out at the idea of Haruna teaching Negi about sex. With Chachamaru, they'd actually be surprised at any perversion.

 

[zeebee1]

They'd be pretty freaked out with anyone going to Haruna for advice on anything.

 

[Patrick_Gleason]

They'd be pretty freaked out with anyone going to Haruna for advice on anything.

Other than BDSM.

 

[zeebee1]

While going to Haruna for advice on BDSM might be expected, it still wouldn't be a good idea.

 

[DaJuggernaut]

They'd be pretty freaked out with anyone going to Haruna for advice on anything.

Other than BDSM.

And Tentacles.

 

[Prince Charon]

They'd be pretty freaked out with anyone going to Haruna for advice on anything.

Other than BDSM.

And Tentacles.

I think they'd be pretty freaked out about anyone, especially Negi, needing or wanting advice on BDSM and/or tentacles. If tentacles are part of sex ed, that's going to be an interesting class, no? Likewise if he teaches then BDSM.

Actually, if he mentions either, they're going to blame Paru, even if he didn't go to her for advice.

I had the idea of starting a thread on /b, asking what advice they'd give someone stupid enough to ask them for help teaching sex ed, but my common sense tells me I don't need to lose more SAN.

 

[zeebee1]

If you willingly go there, and ask for advice on teaching Sex Ed, you have no more sanity to lose.

 

[dan27]

But wouldn't Nodoka also be embarrased by the term Sex Ed?

 

[sworded]

I'd like to throw out a new scenario.

Negi completes his transformation via mastering the Magia Erebea and is now some demon of darkness. Now some characters believeing either correctly or falslely that Negi needs a different type of sex ed due to his new body take it upon themselves to educate the poor boy. Cue the tentacle porn. :evil2:

 

[Prince Charon]

I'd like to throw out a new scenario.

Negi completes his transformation via mastering the Magia Erebea and is now some demon of darkness. Now some characters believeing either correctly or falslely that Negi needs a different type of sex ed due to his new body take it upon themselves to educate the poor boy. Cue the tentacle porn. :evil2:

OK, so which of the girls would think of that, and how many helpers would then invite?

Paru is pretty much a given.

 

[sworded]

I'd like to throw out a new scenario.

Negi completes his transformation via mastering the Magia Erebea and is now some demon of darkness. Now some characters believeing either correctly or falslely that Negi needs a different type of sex ed due to his new body take it upon themselves to educate the poor boy. Cue the tentacle porn. :evil2:

OK, so which of the girls would think of that, and how many helpers would then invite?

Paru is pretty much a given.

Maybe Chisame will reveal a hidden fantasy about acting out a 'live' tentacle demon scean for her fans on the internet.

Or perhaps Secchan gets co-opted because she's half-demon. Who else wants to see the 'innocent angle' trying to corrupt the 'vicious demon'? :cumdrool:

 

[zeebee1]

Haruna would invite all the girls, and just because she could, she invite Kotaro, and maybe Kamo. Really, don't ask questions with such obvious answers.

 

[Prince Charon]

Haruna would invite all the girls, and just because she could, she invite Kotaro, and maybe Kamo. Really, don't ask questions with such obvious answers.

I think Kotaro would have the sense to stay away. Chamo might enjoy watching, though.

If he (or anyone else) records it, he'd best make sure the recording is kept well hidden, for his safety.

 

[zeebee1]

If Chizuru wanted him to come he'd end up there. He'd probably end up with Natsumi though.

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

I apologize for the necro, but am I the only one who assumes that Negi, who only needed a few weeks to learn Japanese, never studied Biology? I'm pretty sure reproduction is something he would have come across. So, while embarrassing, he would have something to start off from.

Damn you Charon.? Negi's girls do not deserve the fate that awaits them in that scenario.? That is almost as scary as that old skit that had 2ch Yue trolling Kotaru for being a failfag.

Okay, I need to see this. Would anyone happen to have this screencapped?

 

[wingthesword]

It happened during the early maharofest arc.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

I apologize for the necro, but am I the only one who assumes that Negi, who only needed a few weeks to learn Japanese, never studied Biology? I'm pretty sure reproduction is something he would have come across. So, while embarrassing, he would have something to start off from.

Damn you Charon.á Negi's girls do not deserve the fate that awaits them in that scenario.á That is almost as scary as that old skit that had 2ch Yue trolling Kotaru for being a failfag.

Okay, I need to see this. Would anyone happen to have this screencapped?

I've got it somewhere. Let me dig it up.

Edit: Here.

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

I apologize for the necro, but am I the only one who assumes that Negi, who only needed a few weeks to learn Japanese, never studied Biology? I'm pretty sure reproduction is something he would have come across. So, while embarrassing, he would have something to start off from.

Damn you Charon.á Negi's girls do not deserve the fate that awaits them in that scenario.á That is almost as scary as that old skit that had 2ch Yue trolling Kotaru for being a failfag.

Okay, I need to see this. Would anyone happen to have this screencapped?

I've got it somewhere. Let me dig it up.

Edit: Here.

edit: Wonderful