Naruto New Summons

[seitora]

So there is in fact another topic of this type, but I hesitate to necro something that's gone half a decade without a post. Sooo...

New types of summon contracts? Doesn't necessarily have to be for Naruto to use.


There could be a Seal contract, of course, if only to make puns with seals and sealing seals.


Of course, I would be partial to an Otter clan summons, as well. There's so much potential for punning ("Otter this world," "You otter write your will now", etc.), but the best part would be that THIS mofo would be the clan boss, blown up about a hundred times his original size to be on the size of Gamabunta.

 

[Knyght]

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out there. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

For anyone who signs the honey badger contract, the summoning jutsu becomes an S-rank kinjutsu.

 

[nixofcyzerra]

Owls. Nature's ninja and that Kumo guy once summoned one as a messenger bird.

 

[seitora]

Owls. Nature's ninja and that Kumo guy once summoned one as a messenger bird.

Tempered by Spiritual Fire has Naruto using an Owl summons though it's more for information.

There was another one too, it was a shitfic but the owl clan boss was hilarious because she was an avowed feminist and only worked for Naruto so long as he had a wife or something.

 

[Altered Nova]

I really like the idea of using mythological creatures as summons, such as Danzou's Baku. Tengu, Dragons, Oni, etc would all be pretty cool.

If you don't mind being silly and want a really versatile summon contract, how about a Pokemon contract? You'd have over six hundred different critters you could call on for help.

 

[whitewhiskey]

I'd suggest Armadillos, armored, mobile, but mostly just because Armadiko would be pretty funny

 

[Herdo]

I want to read more fics with different/new summon animals.
My personal favorite species are crabs but ants, sloths, seals and bears needs more love.
Mythological creatures summons that are not overpowered would be fun to read as well.

 

[half baked cat]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_the-6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html
I would like to see a fic use those six animals as summons, plus the drug addict that is the Koala.

 

[WarmasterCain55]

I just had a thought. What if the Little Mr.'s from SCP were actually summons.

01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish
13. Mr. Moon ✔
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes

Bonus points if Mr. Scary is SCP-106.

 

[Shirotsume]

First thought: Moon's eye plan is really just trying to summon Mr. Moon.

 

[ArchfiendRai]

For the shits and giggles, and because too much One Piece: The Okama Contract

 

[zeebee1]

There is no such thing as too much One Piece. Also, despite his protests Sanji will be a summon. Possibly twice.

 

[seitora]

There is no such thing as too much One Piece.

What if it's One Piece: 4Kids Edition?

 

[zeebee1]

Then it's not One Piece.

 

[princessbinas]

I heard of a story on the Fanfiction site where Naruto could summon Units from Age of Empires II and then there's another where he summoned the greatest pink in the world... PINKIE PIE!

 

[ankokudaishogun]

SASUKE gets the fox summoning contract and that starts anew the voices about the Uchiha clan being behind Kyubi. Said voices and the change of attitude toward him do not escape his attention.

 

[ragnarok1337]

SASUKE gets the fox summoning contract and that starts anew the voices about the Uchiha clan being behind Kyubi. Said voices and the change of attitude toward him do not escape his attention.

The first original idea in this thread. Congratulations.