Naruto Ninja Academy

[rootathell]

This idea just jumped into my brain 2 minutes ago.

With the recent attacks from Sand/Sound and the decline of new ninjas, Tsunade started a new program, ninja training for adults, to form a last line of defense inside Konoha, but what would happen, if the candidates for this 6 months (or longer?) Ninja Academy are the whackiest group Konoha could gather?

The Crew of the 'Police Academy' Movies

Would Orochimaru survive?
Would their Instructors survive?
Would Konoha survive?

Am I still sane?

 

[Prince Charon]

Would Orochimaru survive?
Would their Instructors survive?
Would Konoha survive?

Am I still sane?

To answer your questions in order:

Probably.
Maybe.
Probably not.

No.

The idea is made of LOL, though. :lol:

 

[holyknight]

This idea just jumped into my brain 2 minutes ago.

With the recent attacks from Sand/Sound and the decline of new ninjas, Tsunade started a new program, ninja training for adults, to form a last line of defense inside Konoha, but what would happen, if the candidates for this 6 months (or longer?) Ninja Academy are the whackiest group Konoha could gather?

The Crew of the 'Police Academy' Movies

Would Orochimaru survive?
Would their Instructors survive?
Would Konoha survive?

Am I still sane?

Hmm....more like what Tsunade required, for the Sound threat, to take a big chunk of the nins what composed the Nin Police force.....

the suddenly depleted Police, has to get civillians, to fill his ranks....

the rest is for you...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

This is going to end badly.

 

[rootathell]

This idea just jumped into my brain 2 minutes ago.

With the recent attacks from Sand/Sound and the decline of new ninjas, Tsunade started a new program, ninja training for adults, to form a last line of defense inside Konoha, but what would happen, if the candidates for this 6 months (or longer?) Ninja Academy are the whackiest group Konoha could gather?

The Crew of the 'Police Academy' Movies

Would Orochimaru survive?
Would their Instructors survive?
Would Konoha survive?

Am I still sane?

Hmm....more like what Tsunade required, for the Sound threat, to take a big chunk of the nins what composed the Nin Police force.....

the suddenly depleted Police, has to get civillians, to fill his ranks....

the rest is for you...

Agreed, but in later chapters I can use the C.O.P (Citizens on Patrol) from the fourth movie too ^^

 

[GaelicDragon]

Officer Jones vs. Sound nin....

 

[Mighty Bob]

Tsunade versus Sgt. Callahan.

I propose a wet t-shirt contest :yay:

Tackleberry would be fun to let loose in Konoha. God help em all.

 

[holyknight]

Tsunade versus Sgt. Callahan.

I propose a wet t-shirt contest? :yay:

Tackleberry would be fun to let loose in Konoha.? God help em all.

Is my idea...or Tackelberry would look to be result of a marriage between a cousin of Gai, and a Auntie of Tenten? :huh!: :sisi: :snigger: :flameon: :lonegunman:

 

[Moshulel]

Am I still sane?

Huh? Rule #1 on the board: Leave your sanity at home.

Is my idea...or Tackelberry would look to be result of a marriage between a cousin of Gai, and a Auntie of Tenten?

Neah, there should be some sanity from Tenten's aunt in that case.

 

[rootathell]

Am I still sane?

Huh? Rule #1 on the board: Leave your sanity at home.

Is my idea...or Tackelberry would look to be result of a marriage between a cousin of Gai, and a Auntie of Tenten?

Neah, there should be some sanity from Tenten's aunt in that case.

Hm...maybe a cousin of Gai that fell in love with TenTen's aunt, but was married of in an arranged marriage, and to pay tribute to his lost love became a weapon maniac?

 

[Mighty Bob]

Considering that at least half of us here are permanent residents of the a Gutter, and the other half are just in denial about it, I'm sorta surprised at no comments about my idea for Battle of the Busts...

Anyways; Tackleberry = Tenten's father? Might explain her love of weapons and her tolerance of Gai and Lee.

 

[Moshulel]

Anyways; Tackleberry = Tenten's father? Might explain her love of weapons and her tolerance of Gai and Lee.

And who's the mom? Mind you she has to have a lot of sanity in order for Tenten to turn up the way she did.