Mission Report 15: Hammer.
The next morning, even before noticing his head splitting headache, Yuuno Scrya could feel every single inch of his body aching as if someone had used him to play pinball all night long.
He knew that somehow it was the idiots fault, it was always their fault when they were drunk and in the same place.
“Ouch, I like a truck ran over me few times just for the heck of it.†He mumbled as he managed to get up in a sitting position.
“Well, that’s not too far from the truth.†A familiar voice replied from his side, and if it was even possible, he could practically feel the grin on the girl face just from her tone.
Just to be sure he decided to check on who was the one next to him.
Yep, a grinning Vita, that explained a lot.
“Morning Vita, what are you doing here?†He calmly asked, letting out a sigh, Hayate had ordered her to sneak in his bed countless time to prank him; he was used to her presence. “And why am I feeling like you hit me with Graf Eisen all night long.â€
“Eheh, I finally took your first time.†The eternal child replied grinning like a cat. “Twice.†She added as her grin widened.
“How’s that even logically possible?†The librarian asked, completely missing the implications.
“Easy, first I managed to break you barriers.†Vita explained. “And then we had sex all night long to celebrate my success.†She continued in a matter of fact tone.
“Ah, that makes sense…wait what?†Yuuno stopped as he realized what the hammer knight just said. “GAH! The damned wolf and the pervert sniper finally managed to make me join the dark side.†He sobbed in resignation.
“You know, I’m actually legal.†Vita reminded him in an annoyed tone.
“I know.†The self-pitying archeologist immediately replied. “But think about the moral implications.â€
“Uhm…you kinda have a point.†Vita nodded. “But if it helps we did it while I was in this form.†She added before her body was surrounded by a flash of red light.
Now, where the eternal child was before, a young redhead woman, around her late teen or early twenties and with the right amount of curves in the right places, was now lying near him.
“…†Yuuno could only stare speechless at the display.
“Like what you see?†The adult mode Vita asked him in a teasing tone, moving her blanket down a bit to expose some of her assets to the gaping librarian.
“When did you learn to do that?†Yuuno finally managed to ask, doing his best to look away.
“If the kids are able to do it, what makes you think that I can’t?†Vita asked back, raising an eyebrow.
“And then why didn’t you use this form before?â€
“Because my other form allows me to save money when riding on a train, when going to the cinema or amusement parks.†The knight shrugged.
“And I don’t want Hayate to see it.†She added shivering.
Yuuno could understand the last park, and decided to close an eye on her others, not exactly moral, reasons.
“And now what’s preventing me from telling her about it?†Yuuno asked in a teasing tone.
“Oh, I know a good method to make sure that you want speak.†Vita replied moving on top of him, and planting a deep kiss on his lips. “Or I can use more violent methods if you prefer?†She then asked as she separated her lips from his.
“Shutting up. Now.†The librarian replied in a dazed voice.
“Good choice Ferret-boy.†The knight smirked. “And, is this a ferret or you are happy to see me?†She then asked in a teasing tone, getting ready for round two.
The librarian decided that keeping her little secret was going to be fun.
