Operation Wingmen.

[Nanya]

Well, all they're doing is pandering to the more vocal members of the fandom, right?

To the determent of the other characters, yes.

Nanoha, Yuuno, Chrono, Arf all suffered really badly in the A's movie due to the Fate pandering. Yes, Nanoha did have a few more seconds on screen than Fate did, but she had ZERO development in either movies.

 

[MastaofBitches]

Not much anybody can do about it, unfortunately. I mean, sure a bunch of people who do a proper review of the movies, but the people who made them aren't likely to care, since they're doing it entirely for profit.

 

[Hoki]

Not much anybody can do about it, unfortunately. I mean, sure a bunch of people who do a proper review of the movies, but the people who made them aren't likely to care, since they're doing it entirely for profit.

Well I suggest you watch the movies then, and see what you think about it. You have been warned though. There are glaring differences between the movies and the series.

And like many others, I recommend you watch StrikerS.

Going back to the topic, I wonder if other guys (save for Chrono, being married and all) can be subjected to the operation. Erio perhaps? Unless everyone is offended with ruining ErioxCaro.

 

[Old Iron]

I have a personal vendetta against Erio, some of which suffers from the same logic governing the hating someone for no real good reason. The rest is owing to fandom and his use in the series. So pair him with Caro and/or Lutecia all you want. I'd just rather see him thrown off a bridge otherwise.

So before I hop on a soapbox and become a jerk, how about we give Zaffy some love? He actually deserves it methinks. I think it'd be interesting to bend spacetime to have him wake up with Linith.

 

[Hoki]

I have a personal vendetta against Erio, some of which suffers from the same logic governing the hating someone for no real good reason. The rest is owing to fandom and his use in the series. So pair him with Caro and/or Lutecia all you want. I'd just rather see him thrown off a bridge otherwise.

Interesting...

So before I hop on a soapbox and become a jerk, how about we give Zaffy some love? He actually deserves it methinks. I think it'd be interesting to bend spacetime to have him wake up with Linith.

this could be funny, as Zaffy is basically serious all the time.

 

[Old Iron]

Zaffy is really a very serious man. Probably why Arf works so well with him. XD

Now if we really want to drive him up the wall... Have Chrono ensure his old tutors know where a certain drunken wolf is headed~

 

[Hoki]

Zaffy is really a very serious man. Probably why Arf works so well with him. XD

Now if we really want to drive him up the wall... Have Chrono ensure his old tutors know where a certain drunken wolf is headed~

But the Lieze twins are cat girls... come to think of it, so is Linith.

 

[Old Iron]

Sometimes the saying "going at like cats and dogs" takes on a new meaning here.

And if there are issues with lovelies of the feline persuasion, we could have Chrono's machinations fail horribly because Zaffy's missus isn't exactly keen on sharing with a bunch of cats.

 

[Hoki]

Sometimes the saying "going at like cats and dogs" takes on a new meaning here.

Isn't the saying "going at it like rabbits?"

 

[Old Iron]

I was more thinking the non-sexual meaning being turned into a sexual one, given how cats and dogs fight.

But sadly, we lack a bunny to make proper use of the saying.

Unless we wish to ship Sacred Heart, and that could get... illegal in most parts of the universe.

 

[bhl88]

Stealing other people's work is bad.

I meant Vita is the aggressor in that fic... And I can't think of Vita in passive. She's the ultimate shield crusher and Yuuno is the ultimate shield...

 

[Kireen]

Going back to the topic, I wonder if other guys (save for Chrono, being married and all) can be subjected to the operation. Erio perhaps? Unless everyone is offended with ruining ErioxCaro.

Sure why not, it's just that Yuuno is the easiest one to write for me. If you have requests I, or someone more competent, can do them.

So before I hop on a soapbox and become a jerk, how about we give Zaffy some love? He actually deserves it methinks. I think it'd be interesting to bend spacetime to have him wake up with Linith.

Foursome with all the catgirls? sounds good to me.

And BTW if I can get rid of my reluctance to write lemons methinks that that I can come up with what happens before all the reports.

 

[bhl88]

I'll rid of it for you xD I'm kidding, can't.

 

[MastaofBitches]

given how cats and dogs fight.

Which is weird, since I've never seen cats and dogs fight before.

 

[Kireen]

given how cats and dogs fight.

Which is weird, since I've never seen cats and dogs fight before.

Really? My dog hates the neighbor's cat guts, when they meet they always fight for a good ten minutes before they part ways, and it's usually quite heated.

 

[MastaofBitches]

I've only seen cats fight other cats.

 

[Hoki]

Going back to the topic, I wonder if other guys (save for Chrono, being married and all) can be subjected to the operation. Erio perhaps? Unless everyone is offended with ruining ErioxCaro.

Sure why not, it's just that Yuuno is the easiest one to write for me. If you have requests I, or someone more competent, can do them.

Then I issue you (or anyone interested) a challenge then: Write a Wingman report for Erio. A possible scenario would be his first time drinking out, but you can create any other scenario you wish. Any girl except Caro and Lutecia can be included.

Good luck to anybody who'll join... Including me ^_^

 

[Kireen]

Chrono corrupting his little brother, I'm on it, but I think that I'll use Force!Erio cause he's at least sixteen.

Now, who am I gonna use? ...Fate perhaps... Cougar!Lindy?... a Vivid girl? Suggestions are welcome.

P.S. Don't expect anything from me until at least Monday cause I work during all the weekend.

 

[lhklan]

Caro and/or Lutecia are a must. Maybe one of the younger Numbers.
... Speaking of which, I have an idea for a Yuuno report. It's still on paper, but I think I can get it out. So... dibs on Numbers 2!

 

[Kireen]

Well, the challenge states that they should not be included, so maybe the second one with them.

*signs lhklan on paper.* Note taken.

 

[Kireen]

Reply to Hoki's challenge plus little omake/challenge from me.

Spoiler

Operation Wingmen: Side Erio.​

Once again, in a random pub in Cranagan, a group of people was having one of their usual periodic meetings away from their usual group of common friends, which more or less consisted mostly of exponent of the fairer sex.

Not that such saying had any meaning on Mid-Childa by the way.

However this time the usual circle formed by the four usual suspects, Admiral Chrono Harlaown, the Chief Librarian of the Infinite Library Yuuno Scrya, the sniper and helicopter pilot Vice Grandscenic and the guardian beast Zafira, welcomed to their ranks three new members.

As they say, the more the merrier.

“So, please explain why we are here again?” One of the new members, Signum, the Blazing General of Fire of the Wolkenritter, asked pointing toward herself and the two redheads that had been invited to the sacred ritual, a bit of confusion could be felt in her usually stoic tone. “Isn’t this your manly men evening?”

Since when the evening started the female knight had seen quite a number of unusual sights, Chrono relaxed and carefree, Yuuno teasing the admiral back, Vice being… well more Vice than usual, and Zafira stopping to act like if he was part of the furniture.

She was witnessing the sides that the four men usually showed only between themselves.

“Well, you see, as he finally turned sixteen Erio gained access to his rightful seat around this table.” Chrono explained pointing toward the taller of the two redheads. “As for the reason you two are there… I’ll leave the explanation to our favorite librarian.”

It needs to be said that on Mid most people where capable of telepathic communication, however during the years the admiral and the librarian developed a sort of new way of communication based on simple changes of their expression.

The content of said conversation was something along the lines of what follows.

“Why do I have to tell them?”

“Because you are the most suitable one between us.”

“Bull! You are just afraid of the consequences.”

“And you have the strongest barriers among the presents.”

“Coward.”

“Afraid of them Ferret-boy?”

“Jerk.”

The scientists approved that said method of communication is way more efficient than the standard known methods, as the exchange only took less than a second. Sadly it was also demonstrated that normal humans are not capable of replicating such feat.

“Well, you see, it was decided by a majority vote that you two are manly enough to join us.” Yuuno explained the reason why Signum and Vita where there with them that evening.

For the first time in years puzzlement could be seen in the knight of the sword expression, she had no idea if she had to just start to slowly maim them or if she had to consider that a compliment of sort.

Vita just shrugged, with them around it was easier to get some booze, people knew who she was, but due to her aspect it was always a pain in the rear to get something to drink. And she knew the real purpose of their presence, and she would never miss the show for any reason.

In fact once Zafira let slip that when drunk Signum tended to enter in what he called her Funny Mode, and Chrono and Vice, and Yuuno too even if he would never admit it, where curious to see it, and Vita pretty much obliged them to invite her too once she caught wind of this.

“I…See.” Signum finally said, deciding to spare their life for the moment.

Ah, if only she knew their true intentions.

“Ehm, Chrono-san, are you sure that it’s ok for me being here?” Erio asked in an awkward tone. “It’s my first time going out like this…”

“Oh, drop the formalities, legally speaking we are brothers, or if you want it, you can consider me your uncle, we are family.” Chrono interrupted him, putting an arm around his shoulder. “And it’s time for you to take your place between the manly men of Mid-Childa.”

“And GAR ladies.” Vita added.

“And GAR ladies.” Chrono repeated nodding sagely.

“And I want to add that the lack of booze is making this event very unmanly.” The diminutive knight added, pointing out the lack of alcoholic beverages on their table. “When are we going to get started?”

“Patience Vita, patience.” Zafira told her. “Because we need to start with eh main event of this evening, the young one need to pass his trial in order to become a real man among men.” The guardian beast explained.

“And that means?” The hammer knight asked.

“Easy, we need to start corrupting the kid.” Vice relied in an easygoing tone. “And infect him with our idiocy.”

Erio could only gulp in shock as he took a look at the grins that appeared around him, and the apologetic look on Yuuno and Signum faces.
“Zafira, Vice, get the drinks.” Chrono ordered. “Because today our young Erio will be reborn as one of us.”

“Please Fate-san, Nanoha-san, Caro…someone help me.” Erio muttered, shivering in fear. “I’m not picky just… someone please help me.” The boy quietly prayed, hoping to be saved from the horrors that were going to be unleashed soon on him.

***​

Many drinks later…

“How can I be of service Goshujinsama?” A definitely drunk Signum, clad in a nekomini and maid dress combo, asked Vice in an energetic voice that made her sound like a young girl. “Would you like a bath, dinner… or m-e?” She asked in a singsong voice.

“Please Vita, tell me that you are recording this.” Chrono asked.

“Every. Single. Moment.” The shorter redhead replied grinning like a cat as she held up a small camera. “So, what’s up next?”

“I think that it’s obvious.” Chrono replied looking toward the other, definitely not in full possession of his mental faculty, redhead.

“My hands are so beautiful…” Erio muttered as he looked at said part of his body with a blank look on his face. “…They can grab things, but they can’t grab themselves…”

“I know that look; please tell me that it’s not what I think it is.” Yuuno said as he started to sweat as memories turned back to him.

“Give up Scrya, it was bound to happen.” Zafira told him patting his shoulder with a hand.

“Care to explain?” Vita asked again.

“You remember so time ago that I started my stable relationship?” Yuuno told her, receiving a nod from the short knight. “Well, if my guess is correct you are now going to discover how that happened.”

“Let us start Operation Wingmen E!” Chrono enthusiastically declared raising his fist to the sky.

“SIGMUN KENZAN!”

“I think that Nee-san is one of us.” Vice noted in an amused tone as he helped the leader of the Wolkenritter to keep her balance. He was enjoying it quite a bit.

And thus the horror was unleashed on the streets Mid-Childa again.

Mission Report 01E: Stars.​

The next morning Erio Mondial decided that he would never touch anything even vaguely alcoholic for the rest of his life, if this was what happened all the times, he would be more than happy to never set foot in a pub again.

Ah, the joys of the first hangover and the ignorance of a still partially innocent soul.

However the redhead knight, despite the head splitting headache, could tell that something strange was going on, his first clue being the fact that someone was hugging him from behind, the second one was that there was another person in front of him. That was unusual.

Sure, sometimes when they were younger Caro had snuck on his bed when she had nightmares, but he was definitely sure that none of the two was said pink haired girl judging by the dimension of their assets.

Slowly opening his eyes he immediately recognized the orangette in front of him, and he didn’t even need to look behind to guess who his other bedmate was.

“Morning Erio-kun.” Subaru greeted him with a yawn from behind as she noticed his startled movements.

“Su-Subaru-san, wha-what…?” He started to ask as his mind froze, realizing his state of undress and the fact that he could clearly feel her nipples pressing on his back as she hugged him more tightly.

“Ssh, later, now help me wake up Tea.” The cyborg interrupted him, taking one of his hands in hers, and moving it on one of Teana’s breasts, moving her free hands the other one and groping the orange haired girl.

“Subaru!” The gun mage growled, immediately opening her eyes. “How many times do I have to tell…Oh!” She stopped her rant as she noticed the other occupant of the bed trying his best to look away in embarrassment.

“Eheh, Erio-kun is cute when he is embarrassed.” Subaru teased him. “Just like Tea.”

“Shut up!” Teana replied turning her head to the side.

“W-Why am I h-here?” Erio managed to stutter out as his face started to become as red as his hair, trying futilely to free himself from the strong, yet comfortable grip of Subaru, only managing to make her moan as his back rubbed against her beasts.

“Oh, we had lots of fun last night.” The bubbly cyborg explained. “Vita-san left you with us while the rest were busy trying to contain a drunk Signum-san, she recommended with us to take care of this young man, right Tea?”

“R-Right.” The young enforcer replied embarrassed as much as Erio was. “It was our duty, yes, our duty as your sempai to teach you… well that. It’s not like we did it because we wanted to.”

“Oh, please Tea, you totally enjoyed his spear.” Subaru teased her partner grinning. “And I’m not talking about Strada.”

“S-Shut up.” Teana replied, starting a challenge with Erio on who could reach the deeper shade of red. “I just did what was needed in order to teach him.”

“Oh…” Erio intelligently said as memories from the previous night flashed in his mind. “S-Subaru-san what are you doing?” He asked as he felt a hand touch his raised spear.

“Well, since you already are like this, why don’t see if we managed to teach you well enough?” The blue haired cyborg proposed. “What do you think Tea?”

“I-I’m just doing this because I don’t want all our efforts to be wasted.” Said enforcer replied. “It’s not like I’m going to enjoy this.”

And then Erio realized that maybe that headache was definitely worth it.

Omake.​

Once the operation was concluded successfully, only three members of the Wingmen team remained as Vice decided to take as much advantage of the Funny Mode as he could, and Vita definitely wanted to be there when the effect of the alcohol wore off.

Silently Chrono produced a small notebook from his packet, opening it where there was a list of names, and proceeded to trace a line on Erio and Vice names.

“And that’s another one done.” The admiral proudly declared in satisfied tone. “Let’s see who’s next.”

“Otto is a reverse trap.” Zafira informed him as took a peek of the list from above the admiral shoulder.

“You sure?” Chrono inquired.

“Yes, I overheard Mistress Hayate and Knight Carim talk about it.” The guardian beast replied.

“Could have fooled me.”

“You know, the more I know you the more I think that you are a sick person.” Yuuno stated as he stole a glance at the list.

“I didn’t hear you complaining when it was your turn.” The admiral rebutted.

“Who’s complaining?” The librarian replied. “I’m just telling you that you are a sad and sick person.”

“So, you are you two with me next time?”

“You have to ask?” Yuuno replied grinning.

“Who’s next?” Zafira inquired.

“Another year and the new guy that’s hanging arounf with the Nakajima will turn sixteen.” The admiral replied. “If I remember correctly he’s called Thoma.”

Operation Wingmen: Side Thoma​

Coming Soon?
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And no spell check done cause I should be sleeping right now.

 

[MastaofBitches]

Meh, seems pretty flat to me.

 

[Nanya]

I was laughing. XD

 

[bhl88]

Good work. Now put Touma with Quinn and Mariya and Lolo. Kurt comes in screaming: "HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY HAREM!"

With Lily and Isis running in.

 

[vic-vic]

Oh my, Erio go through a long path from the times in Strikers when he simply sit idly when Subaru, Teana and Caro were in bath. I suppose Subaru would nickname him "spearman".

I can imagine Thoma having "intense therapy" together with Arnage, Isis, Quinn and Lily.