Akamatsuverse Problem Solving: Chapter 1

T

TenguPhule

Well-Known Member
#51
#51
He also missed the tea cup he'd been been pouring in.

"Yeow!! Hot!!"

The Dorm manager yelped in pain as boiling hot tea splashed into his lap.

"Oh dear, we have to get those pants off right away before it stains."

Keitaro toppled backwards off of his chair and hit the floor ass first.

A confused "Huh," was the best he could do under the circumstances.

Sure, he'd had people of the female gender trying to strip his pants off him before,
but Suu and Sarah were just kids trying to embarrass him. Having his most dangerous
tenant's even deadlier older sister attempting the task was an eyeopener in more
then one respect. For starters, she apparently had more experience at it.

Which was why he was now staring at the sight of Tsuruko Aoyama kneeling between his bare legs,
with only his soaked boxers and a paper napkin between her hand and the kind of wood
one did not normally find in a Kendo match.
 
T

teko

Well-Known Member
#52
#52
YAY!!!!UPDATE!

I almost wasn't gonna click this link, till I noticed the last post was by Shade.
 
M

Mev852

Well-Known Member
#53
#53
I'm not trusting that this story has been resurrected yet. Last time I did, the random update wasn't followed up for months.
 
Lord Raa

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#54
#54
Nice to see an update for this one.

I'm complain about the size of the update, but given how I feel right now, I don't see me writing anything new any time soon.
 
PCHeintz72

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#55
#55
Lord Raa said:
Nice to see an update for this one.

I'm complain about the size of the update, but given how I feel right now, I don't see me writing anything new any time soon.
Click to expand...
Bummer. Are you sick, or is it a RL thing?
 
Lord Raa

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#56
#56
PCHeintz72 said:
Lord Raa said:
Nice to see an update for this one.

I'm complain about the size of the update, but given how I feel right now, I don't see me writing anything new any time soon.
Click to expand...
Bummer. Are you sick, or is it a RL thing?
Click to expand...
It's a health thing that's been bothering me for two weeks or so.

I'm going in for a scan tomorrow afternoon. I'll post an update in the rants section when I have more information.
 
M

Mercsenary

Well-Known Member
#57
#57
TenguPhule said:
He also missed the tea cup he'd been been pouring in.

"Yeow!! Hot!!"

The Dorm manager yelped in pain as boiling hot tea splashed into his lap.

"Oh dear, we have to get those pants off right away before it stains."

Keitaro toppled backwards off of his chair and hit the floor ass first.

A confused "Huh," was the best he could do under the circumstances.

Sure, he'd had people of the female gender trying to strip his pants off him before,
but Suu and Sarah were just kids trying to embarrass him. Having his most dangerous
tenant's even deadlier older sister attempting the task was an eyeopener in more
then one respect. For starters, she apparently had more experience at it.

Which was why he was now staring at the sight of Tsuruko Aoyama kneeling between his bare legs,
with only his soaked boxers and a paper napkin between her hand and the kind of wood
one did not normally find in a Kendo match.
Click to expand...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STOP TEASING!
 
E

eliar

Well-Known Member
#58
#58
Shade? to stop teasing?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
nice that made my day...
 
Lord Raa

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#60
#60
kitsuneb said:
eliar said:
Shade? to stop teasing?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha :rofl:? :rofl:? :rofl:
nice that made my day...
Click to expand...
.... :huh:
Click to expand...
Did you just necro a thread to post a questioning smilie about why someone thought that asking TenguShade to stop teasing was funny?
 
K

kitsuneb

Well-Known Member
#62
#62
Arktos said:
SMWhat said:
So you're just a dick, basically.
Click to expand...
This describes kitsuneb perfectly.
Click to expand...
Am I really that bad...sure i get called alot a stuff in college but a dick i have never been... :blue:
 
T

TenguPhule

Well-Known Member
#63
#63
Unable to think of anything that would not lead immediately to a painful death, Keitaro simply sat there, frozen with terror.

"Uh..."

Somehow she had shifted forwards so that her face was much too close to his own for comfort.

A firm hand pressed against his brow.

"You do feel a little warm."

Her breath was sweet on his skin. He tried to scoot backwards but the table seemed to be blocking the way. He willed himself
not to look at the tent in his underpants that her other hand was still rubbing with the flimsy napkin. For all the good it did
she might as well have been stroking him with her bare fingers.

Normally at this point in the Hinata Girl's Dorm, somebody would have walked in on them and misunderstood the entire situation.

Unfortunately for Urashima, there wasn't anyone else here except for the two of them.

"Uh..."

"Oh this is no good at all. You need to get cleaned up."

The next few minutes blurred together for Keitaro as he suddenly found himself pulled up to his feet
and led towards the changing room for the hot springs. It wasn't until he found himself putting his
damp boxers on the basket used for the bathers' personal belongings that he actually realized what he was doing.

"Uh..I-I...I'm alive?"

He dimly remembered Tsuruko gently pushing him inside. But she wasn't here now.

She was right, he needed to clean himself first. Then he would apologize to Tsuruko for being a clumsy idiot. Oh Gods, if Motoko
ever found out that he'd nearly exposed himself to her older sister, even if she had been the one who had pulled off his pants...

He shut his eyes and tried to think of happy thoughts that did not involve blunt objects applied to the groin.

Her hand had felt so good. No, don't think about that!

His body went through the familiar routine of scrubbing itself down as the young man's thoughts strayed away from where he was now.

As Keitaro mentally railed at his horrible perverted imagination, his hands picked up a towel and wrapped it around his waist as
his legs directed themselves purposefully towards the hotsprings. Most people became clumsy when they were absentminded.
But Keitaro Urashima, who tended to be barely coordinated when he was paying attention, was the exact opposite.
 
T

TerraBull

Well-Known Member
#64
#64
Hmm.. any 'Security Mecha Tama' left around? Just recording things? One could have been left in the Hot Springs.

Thanks for the snip.
 
Lord Raa

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#65
#65
Delicious update is delicious.

Unfortunately, I cannot think of anything constructive to add at this time.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top