Sorry about this, but got this idea in my head, and don't remeber seeing it anywhere yet. Apologies to Q.T.
Bad Language Ahoy!
The scene is set with Draco, Luna, and Ginny having a friendly chat:
Luna: What does Harry Potter look like?
Draco: What?
Luna: What school you from?
Draco: What?
Luna: What ain't no school I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Draco: What?
Luna: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Daco: Yes!
Luna: Then you know what I'm saying!
Draco: Yes!
Luna: Describe what Harry Potter looks like!
Draco: What, I-?
Luna: [points her wand] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Draco: He's a little below a-a-a-average height...
Luna: Go on.
Draco: He's got black hair, that's a bit messy, but shines just right in the morning sunlight...
(Ginny and Luna share a glance)
Luna: Does he look like a bitch?
Draco: What?
[Luna hits Draco in the shoulder with a Reducto!]
Luna: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
Draco: No!
Luna: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Draco?
Draco: I didn't.
Luna: Yes you did. Yes you did, Draco. You tried to fuck him. And Harry Potter don't like to be fucked by anybody, except me, and Ginny, and Hermione, and Pansy, and Daphne, and Tracy andSusan and Hannah and... (Luna goes on to name every halfway good-looking girl in Hogwarts, plus some others like Tonks, Emmy Vance, and all the female Professors in the series)
I just had this idea of Luna channeling Sam Jackson, and this came to me.
Luna: So, you're saying there aren't Crumple-Horned Snorkacks in Sweden, Motherfucker?
Anybody want to run with this?
Bad Language Ahoy!
The scene is set with Draco, Luna, and Ginny having a friendly chat:
Luna: What does Harry Potter look like?
Draco: What?
Luna: What school you from?
Draco: What?
Luna: What ain't no school I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Draco: What?
Luna: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Daco: Yes!
Luna: Then you know what I'm saying!
Draco: Yes!
Luna: Describe what Harry Potter looks like!
Draco: What, I-?
Luna: [points her wand] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Draco: He's a little below a-a-a-average height...
Luna: Go on.
Draco: He's got black hair, that's a bit messy, but shines just right in the morning sunlight...
(Ginny and Luna share a glance)
Luna: Does he look like a bitch?
Draco: What?
[Luna hits Draco in the shoulder with a Reducto!]
Luna: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
Draco: No!
Luna: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Draco?
Draco: I didn't.
Luna: Yes you did. Yes you did, Draco. You tried to fuck him. And Harry Potter don't like to be fucked by anybody, except me, and Ginny, and Hermione, and Pansy, and Daphne, and Tracy andSusan and Hannah and... (Luna goes on to name every halfway good-looking girl in Hogwarts, plus some others like Tonks, Emmy Vance, and all the female Professors in the series)
I just had this idea of Luna channeling Sam Jackson, and this came to me.
Luna: So, you're saying there aren't Crumple-Horned Snorkacks in Sweden, Motherfucker?
Anybody want to run with this?