Naruto Ramblings and musings

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#1
Okay this is basically a dumping ground for stuff that pops into my head that doesn't fit into a proper story yet so I can get it down to either work on it or remind myself of it later. Comments and criticisms for whatever I put here are always welcome.



It looked for all the world like any two women sitting down to have tea at a nice tea house in Bird Country. Neither seemed remarkable with their plain brown hair and eyes. At least, they seemed unremarkable to the untrained eye.

"You said you needed to speak as soon as possible in your message, Konan-chan. What was so important that we had to meet in person like this with no warning?" one of the women asked her compatriot.

"It is important, Kushina-neechan. More important than you would believe. It concerns... family," Konan replied.

Uzumaki Kushina looked into Konan's eyes for several moments, trying to gauge the seriousness of the look in the face of the woman who looked to her late husband, Namikaze Minato, as a brother. After another sip of her tea she finally asked, "Well if it was Nagato-kun you wouldn't be this worked up since you're there with him minding things, so what did Jiraiya-san do THIS time that might upset things?" the woman asked with a weary sigh.

"It isn't otou- I mean Jiraiya either," Konan explained.

Kushina smiled kindly as she replied, "It's okay to call him father, Konan-chan. He DID raiser the three of you and Minato. He's as much family to you as I am." After a moment to let that sink in, she continued. "But if not the Old Pervert, then whom? Has Kakashi-kun managed to cause trouble? Or is it... Obito-kun?" she asked. She refused to call the boy "Tobi." It didn't matter how he was returned to them, he was still Obito to her.

"Well Tobi is still having delusions of being Madara from time to time since he developed the next level of his bloodline. And it's getting harder to control him as well. I think he could defeat Nagato at this point in a fair fight. His dedication to improving himself is inhuman," Konan conceded. "But he isn't the reason I contacted you either," she added with growing apprehension.

Kushina looked confused at that. The only others Konan could even call family by proxy would be Orochimaru or Tsunade. Everyone esle that mattered to them, such as Minato, Rin, and Kushina's son had been dead for years. Naruto-kun would be halfway through the Academy at this point. Assuming he didn't graduate early with he likes of Minato-kun and Jiraiya-san tutoring him. Not to mention my own skills, the heir to the long destroyed nation of Whirlpool mused to herself as she tried to keep the pain of thinking of her lost husband and son back once again until she could grieve in private. To distract herself she asked, "Then who?"

"Neechan, I want you to promise me you'll control yourself. We're in public and we need to maintain decorum," Konan stalled nervously.

"Konan-chan, you're scaring me. What is it? What is this about?" Kushina asked with furrowed brows.

The younger of the two women swallowed a bit as she composed herself and reported, "As you know we've been planning to capture the bijuu and their containers for those that are contained as part of some of our more... esoteric long term plans," Konan began.

"Konan-chan, I started the organization as a way to make certain what happened to our family could never happen again. I know this. Now why did you call me here? It wasn't to go over ancient history," Kushina prodded.

"We learned today for the first time what the name for the container of the Kyuubi is, Kushina-sama. It's... Uzumaki Naruto," Konan finally reported.

Kushina was stunned as she sat there for several moment without making a sound. "No. It can't be. They said he died. The medics told me he was killed. That's... where did you get this information?" Kushina whispered.

"One of Oro-jisan's spies in Konoha, an Academy teacher, confirmed it. He's seen the boy himself. He'll have him in his class for his last year," Konan explained.

"But. Why? Why didn't Sarutobi stop me from leaving? Did Jiraiya know? Did Tsunade?" Kushina demanded.

Konan shook her head as she replied, "I don't know about the Sandaime Hokage's reasons. I could guess but that's all. Jiraiya and Tsunade haven't been in the village since the attack. Tsunade left before it, and Jiraiya left just after Minato-niisan's funeral. I don't think either of them knew. Although Nagato thinks Jiraiya should have known. He's... not taking it well, Konan reported.

Kushina nodded in understanding even as a single thought began to galvanize in her mind, You best hope my son is happy when I come to claim him Sarutobi. I swear Konoha will cry a river of blood for each tear he's shed without me there to comfort him, old man. You had no right. NO RIGHT!

"We'd best find Nagato-kun and Obito-kun, Konan-chan. We have planning to do," Kushina finally declared with an icy calm the seemed to make all around her want to shiver as she laid some money on the table for their drinks and stood up.

Konan knew better than to argue as she hastened after the older woman and followed her onto the street. It may take years, but Konan knew there would be a reckoning for this. In Konan's mind it was a long time coming.
 

mandalorianjedi

The Original M2J
#4
Wow... Kushina is the leader of Akatsuki... And... Is Kakashi part of them, officially or unofficially? That was kind of the impression I got reading that...
 

mandalorianjedi

The Original M2J
#6
Meinos Kaen said:
Hell's know no etcetc... Like an angry hot mother. ^^'
I think it's Hell Hath no Fury... But, whatever...
 

H-Man

Random phantom.
#7
...

I'd quote Raphael, but not everyone here understands it. That said, dang my lack of haste.

And by that, I mean I had an idea with some similar elements.
 

Antimatter

Well-Known Member
#8
This could be interesting....

How will this change Kushina's plans?
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#10
Antimatter said:
This could be interesting....

How will this change Kushina's plans?
Two words.

Cluster. Fuck.


She's gone from wanting to collect all the bijuu to isolate them so that no mother has to lose everything the way she did from a rampaging giant chakra beast, to finding out her only son is really alive and housing one of them. At least, that's how this snippet played out in my head. As for Kakashi, he doesn't even know Kushina is alive. Jiraiya and Tsunade do, as does Orochimaru obviously, but none of them have been in Konoha since the attack, nor were they aware Naruto was alive.

I see this Kushina as caring about her family, direct and extended, and giving shit all about Konoha beyond that. She cares abour the Sannin like she would in-laws (or a creepy uncle in Orochimaru's case), Pein and Konan as siblings, Naruto as her son (obviously), and team Yondaime as something in between siblings and kids (younger cousins perhaps?). Sarutobi knew this, so he had her informed that Naruto was killed BEFORE the sealing. With nobody left in Konoha that she cared about, she left. Thus Sarutobi let everyone believe that she died in the Kyuubi attack as well.

And now she has a few of years of observation and planning to see the outright neglect and scorn Naruto has to deal with. Even without physical beatings or attempts on his life (which are totally fanon) it's established that he was treated much like Gaara in the way of being ridiculed, ignored, and isolated.

Mama's not happy, Konoha. MAMA SPANK!
 

sith2886

Well-Known Member
#11
did orochimaru know it was kushina before/during/after he left the group?
 

SoulGriever13

Well-Known Member
#12
Mama's not happy, Konoha. MAMA SPANK!
Damnit, now you have me imagining Kushina in leather bondage gear.

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:drool:

Makes me wonder, though ... she'd either send someone to keep an eye out for her son while she 'finishes up' a revision of the Plan that doesn't involve Naruto being subjected to a painful and possibly fatal procedure, or even go herself, immediately.

The former seems more plausible, all things considered ... the question being, who would she send?

-Griever
 

sith2886

Well-Known Member
#13
well if she and orochimaru are freindly with each other (not that way you perverts) then i can see Kabuto watching out for him at least as a older brother type person? or maybe a certain family of ramen enthusiasts changed there name when they came to konoha after there home village was taken over?
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#14
And here's another unrelated brain fart to ponder over.



Guard duty at one of the gates into Konohagakure could be either the most boring assignment doled out to justify the stipend paid to Chuunin that were not assigned a mission and the occasional Jounin assigned to light duty after a mission, or it could be the most intriguing. It really depended on the day and the circumstances.

For the chuunin acting as the gate guard there to check ID's and recored entry and exit from the East Gate that day it seemed like it would be the latter. Nothing but merchants and the occasional civilian leaving to visit so-and-so all day long.

He had no idea that the seemingly ordinary, if a bit eccentrically dressed, traveler approaching him on foot in a worn brown cloak with the hood drawn up would cause one of the biggest stirs to occur in Konoha in the last ten years.

"Hello, and welcome to Konohagakure," the Chuunin began routinely as he stepped out to meet the traveller, who seemed to be a boy no older thanthe average Genin if you judged by his height. "Please state the nature of your visit and present your identification for review."

The traveller stopped and looked the man over before pulling back to reveal a mane of blonde hair not seen in the village since the death of Namikaze Minato over thirteen years ago. Or at least, not seen since someone once called his legacy was thought to be killed as the result of a drunken brawl on October Tenth ten years prior. In fact the blonde hair and ceep cerulean eyes reminded the Chuunin of both teh Yondaime, and what many now speculated had to be his son. Only the lack of telltale whisker marks convinced the shinobi that this could not be that boy.

The blonde smiled a smile that would charm more than a few female hearts in a few years, assuming it didn't now, has he fought off the urge to use a trick his Master had taught him long ago and reply 'You don't need to see my identification.' Instead his smile grew a bit wider and he responded, "I'm afraid I don't have an formal identification, but my name is Uzumaki Naruto. As for why I'm here? I'm just settling up a few loose ends and letting Hokage-jiji know I'm all right. Could you let him know that I'm here?"

Naruto could feel the Chuunin's shock and even the start of some indignation at the claims of the young man before him as the Chuuni's stance grew more agressive. Still the blonde was glad when he sensed the 'shadow guard' that never revealed him or herself to the publice shushin off to alert the Hokage. Maybe his homecoming will go better than he had anticipated?

As Naruto prepared what he was going to say to the Old Man, and no doubt several others that would have questions for him, the Chuunin studied this... person that claimed to he the Yondaime's legacy. He seemed to be roughly the right age, if a little taller than average. Beneath his cloak the boy wore a light orange, nearly orange-beige tunic cinched at the waist with a black leather belt. His pants were sturdy looking black fabric, and he seemed to be favoring some kind of boot similar to those worn in places like Snow Country rather than the normal geta worn in Konoha by civilian and shinobi alike. The most curious thing about the boy's outfit, though, was the stange metal cylinder resting at his right him from some kin dof belt clip. The position it was in seemed odd for comfortable travelling, as if it needed to be accessible at a moment's notice. Almost like... a weapon.

"Sir do you have any weapons to declare?" the Chuunin asked coolly.

"Weapons? Well I have this, but it's more of symbol of what I am than a weapon. I hardly ever use it, truth be told," Naruto replied as he indicated the cylinder at his hip. There was no sense causing undue touble by lying to the man, after all.

"Will you please hand it over for inspection?" the Chuunin instrcted gruffly.

Naruto barely held back from rolling his eyes as he felt the man's frustration growing and disbelief in who the blonde was growing. He wasn't near fool enough to hand over something he had worked so hard to create over to someone that had no idea how dangerous it was. "I think I'll hold onto it. I promise you I have no ill intent, but it is a... religious preference that I not part with it," Naruto responded with another friendly grin.

The Chuunin's irritation began to show as he replied, "I'm afraid I must insist."

Naruto actually DID roll his eyes this time as he wave his hand in front of the Chuunin and said, "You don't need to check my weapon."

"I don't need to check your weapon," the Chuunin parroted.

"Hokage-sama can inspect it if he likes when he arrives," Naruto continued.

"Hokage-sama can inspect it if he likes when he arrives," the Chuunin agreed.

"I'll just leave you to wait here now. Good day," Naruto finished.

"I'll just leave you to wait here now. Good day," the Chuunin repeated before heading back to it in the booth provided for him and await the next traveller.

Hmph. When will villages learn that it's not a good idea to have the weak minded acting as your guards? Oh well, I guess they work with what they have, Naruto thought to himself as he hummed to himself and awaited the Hokage.
 

Antimatter

Well-Known Member
#15
Jedi naruto?

Tobi Wan Kenobi to make an aperance in later chapters?
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#16
Antimatter said:
Jedi naruto?

Tobi Wan Kenobi to make an aperance in later chapters?
Tempting, but no. This is a snippet-ish type thing for a Jedi!Naruto idea I posted here a long time ago. You will have Sith!Kabuto, but the idea was formed before Ieven grasped the awsomeness that is GoodBoy!Tobi. (And not Palpatine ripoff MadaraTobi, either.)
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#17
Okay here's another weird one...




Hinata didn't know what to think about the strange girl with the dark hair and the violet eyes that returned to Konoha with her Naruto-kun after three long years of absense. Well no. That's not entirely true. She knew she hated this girl, this Parr Violet with a passion.

Maybe I need to be named after a flower to get his attention, the Hyuuga heiress mused as he watched Naruto and his... girlfriend laugh together as they sparred in one of Konoha's training fields.

She remembered asking Naruto-kun how he had met the strange foreign girl. The way his eyes lit as he told the story still warmed Hinata's heart even if she was not the one to make them glow like that.

flashback no jutsu

"So let me get this straight, ero-sennin. You tried to learn the Yondaime's teleport trick but messed it up and found a way to teleport to another world?" Naruto demanded two month into their training trip.

"Well I wouldn't put it so crudely, brat, but yes that's what happened. The things I saw there were amazing. The technology. The heroes with bloodlines. The miniskirts. It was like paradise," Jiraiya mused aloud with a happy sigh.

"I'd say you were full of shit if you weren't actiling like such a huge perv, ero-sennin. You couldn't fake that look," Naruto snorted as he crossed his arms in annoyance.

The boy's tone left Jiraiya equally annoyed as he crossed his own arms for a second and stared the blond brat down. "You have no appreciation for the finer things in life, kid. That's the hazards of youth I suppose. But either way, I still want to take you there," the Toad Sage replied.

"What for?" Naruto asked with a confused look.

Jiraiya's demeanor turned serious as he replied, "Look, Naruto. Akatsuki is still looking for you. Part of this trip is to stay out of sight. Nobody but me knows this version of Hiraishin even exists. Not Tsunade. Not Orochimaru. I never even told the Old Man. The only person I told was the Yondaime, and now you. It's the perfect way to take you off the map. They'll never be able to follow. Hell if you weren't so insistent on being Hokage, you could migrate there permanently and be safe," Jiraiya explained.

The famed super pervert held up his hand to forestall Naruto's inevitable protest at his suggestion as he added, "I know. You need to follow through with your promise and your Nindo. Like I said, you could be safe there, but I know better. Either way, you can stay there and have a good place to train safely from people that can do things even the best shinobi could only dream of. They can help you train in between our sessions training together while I look for info on Akatsuki."

"And Sasuke. If we can get him early we need to do it," Naruto stubbornly insisted.

The Toad summoner of the Sannin nodded tiredly rather than rehash the old argument about how much of a lost cause the Uchiha brat had become. Hopefully Naruto would be so busy spending time learning from Mr. Incredible and Frozone that he'd forget all about the little duck ass. And if I remember right, Bob's daughter should be the brat's age. Maybe she could distract him, Jiraiya thought with a lecherous grin.

"Fine, I'll agree to this stupid plan. But you better not goof off about visiting me and training me," Naruto warned.

"Don't worry, kid. You'll learn tons from me and my friends. You'll love it," the pervert assured him.

*****

"Naruto, I'd like you to meet the family that has agreed to take you in for a while. These are the Parrs. Bob, Helen, Dash, JackJack, and... Violet," Jiraiya introduced a few days later.

Naruto tried to think of something to say that would not offend the family that was letting him into their home. Particularly the mountain of a man named "Bob." Finally, he decided that it was best to just be himself and smiled widely as he said, "Hi. I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Nice to meetcha'."

"How did such a nice and polite young man ever get burdened with the likes of you as a mentor, Jiraiya?" Helen asked before she bowed politely to Naruto in greeting and said, "Welcome to our home, Naruto."

Naruto smiled even wider as he looked at Jiraiya and said, "See? I knew 'baachan and I aren't the only ones that think you're a bad influence."

The resulting laughter in the room as Jiraiya squawked in indignation lightened the mood and was the start of a close relationship with the Parr clan.


Flashback no Jutsu KAI!

It would have been so perfect, if only he didn't bring her back with him, Hinata mused once more as the young couple continued to laugh merrily as they danced around each other in their mock taijutsu battle.
 
#18
Oh... HELL NO! Just... no...

Incredibles/Naruto X-Over...

A+ for originality and you have a pretty good premise with what you have there, I will give you that.
 

cyrusII

Well-Known Member
#19
Is this basically the dump for you or the site as a whole? If so... I have had a few ideas that have been cluttering my mind and taking time away from Cutting the Deck.
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#20
Well it's pretty much my dumping ground in that I started the thread, but feel free to use it at your leisure cyrusII. Much like DSSR's snippet thread it's open to all. Although I would like some more feedback on which things here people would like to see more of while I clear out the plot bunnies.
 

Robo Jesus

Well-Known Member
#21
DhampyrX2 said:
Well it's pretty much my dumping ground in that I started the thread, but feel free to use it at your leisure cyrusII.? Much like DSSR's snippet thread it's open to all.? Although I would like some more feedback on which things here people would like to see more of while I clear out the plot bunnies.
The First snippit is pure fucking gold and can lead to so many fucking avenues and conflicts that it must be developed further.

The Second snippit less so, mainly due to Naruto no longer 'looking' like Naruto. I feel that you're removing his 'marks' just to show that he 'no longer carries the past' with him. I feel that it's a disservice to Naruto and yourself in doing this.

The Third snippit is just the average "meet and greet" crossover, and really bland when compared to so many other crossovers of a similar nature.
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#22
Robo Jesus said:
DhampyrX2 said:
Well it's pretty much my dumping ground in that I started the thread, but feel free to use it at your leisure cyrusII.? Much like DSSR's snippet thread it's open to all.? Although I would like some more feedback on which things here people would like to see more of while I clear out the plot bunnies.
The First snippit is pure fucking gold and can lead to so many fucking avenues and conflicts that it must be developed further.

The Second snippit less so, mainly due to Naruto no longer 'looking' like Naruto. I feel that you're removing his 'marks' just to show that he 'no longer carries the past' with him. I feel that it's a disservice to Naruto and yourself in doing this.

The Third snippit is just the average "meet and greet" crossover, and really bland when compared to so many other crossovers of a similar nature.
Actually the lack of the marks would be developed later. It has more to do with the Kyuubi being removed from Naruto as part of his Jedi trials than removing his past. He's in Konoha to settle his past after his Master died fighting what will later be revealed to be Kabuto's master.
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#23
Oh the irony, the one that spawned the absolute LEAST positive feedback is the one I'm compelled to add to.



"So, I have to ask, why Naruto?" Haruno Sakura inquired of the attractive black haired girl that just 'followed Naruto home,' according to Jiraiya-sama.

"What do you mean?" Violet asked as she tried to to act defensive toward the girl that had held her boyfriend's heart for most of his childhood before he met her.

"What about Naruto would make you come here with him? Leave you family, your friends, everything? I mean, don't get me wrong. I think of him like my annoying little brother but I can't see uprooting my life like that for anyone, much less him," Sakura clarified.

Violet didn't know quite how to respond to that question. It was certainly a legitimate one, but what could she say? My family wants me to watch Naruto and make him come home with me rather than die here? He deserves better than being some kind of paid assassin for a village that treats him like dirt and I can remind him of that? My mother wanted to make sure Jiraiya didn't have any time to corrupt him while she planned out my dream wedding? Certainly none of that seemed to fit.

Finally she settled on, "He's worth it. He sees me for me. And he makes me laugh."

Sakura mulled the other young woman's words over carefully at that response. The buzz around Konoha about this girl was at an all time high. Not only was she romantically linked to the village pariah, but nobody outside of Naruto's close friends knew anything about her. After all, how could you explain some kind of world traveling version of the Hiraishin no Jutsu? Or that only Naruto and Jiraiya-sama could do it? It was hard enough for Violet to keep her odd bloodline under wraps.

Although Sakura had to admit that Naruto's reply when Kakashi-sensei demanded to see the other Hiraishin, most likely to copy it himself if he could, was worth dealing with the gossip mongers all by itself.

What part of 'kinjutsu to be shared only between Master and Apprentice' do you not get Kakashi-sensei? Unless you want to become MY subordinate it ain't happening. And I'm not teaching it to Konohamaru either, so forget pestering him. The chakra drain alone would kill him.

"You really love him, huh?" Sakura finally commented with a gentle smile. At the end of the day she supposed that was all that mattered. "It doesn't bother you that he's loud, or annoying, or hyperactive-

"You've never my kid brother, Sakura. Trust me, Naruto could be a LOT worse," Violet interjected with a small grin. She still remembered the look on Dash's face the day Naruto decided to take him down a few pegs and show him what a real prankster could do. All the super speed in the world couldn't help the little butt pain in that situation.

Sakura looked horrified at the prospect for a moment before she solemnly responded, "My condolences. I never thought it could get worse." She held the serious look for all of five seconds before breaking down into girlish giggles, which were joined by the more subdued chuckle of her teammate's significant other.

"Just pray you never catch the little brat's interest. I think the female super villains and heroes will unit to get him neutered once he finishes puberty at the rate he's going," Violet counseled with a smirk.

"I'll keep that in mind," Sakura replied in kind.

Any further discussion between the two girls was stopped as they Heard Naruto's voice calling them over. He was eager to show Sakura-chan the way he had adapted Frozone-sensei's technique for gliding on ice to work with the water walking exercise. The fluid gliding motion rather than the darts and leaps used be most shinobi was so unusual it compelled you to watch rather than react to it. That, in turn, tended to leave you open to attack he explained as the girls come over to join him.
 

DhampyrX2

Well-Known Member
#24
"Do you have a precious person to protect?" Haku asked as Naruto sat there under the tree with her that night in Wave Country.

The truth was he could not answer it then. Oh, he had the Old Man and Iruka-sensei, but he knew the quiet and reserved young woman referred to something else when she had asked that question.

The most frustrating thing for him, though, was that it had triggered memories, or at the very least vivid dreams, for the young Hokage hopeful. Naruto knew better than to discuss those dreams with anyone. They just seemed so strange and unreal.

He dreamed of a little girl with pink hair riding on the shoulders of a giant.

He dreamed of a prissy noble with strange hair adornments and his little sister that reminded Naruto so much of Sasuke it was scary. Well a Sasuke with better hair a little less attitude, anyway.

He dreamed of an old man with a gnarled cane that seemed more powerful than anyone he had met.

And he dreamed of two very different people with white hair. One had a grin so much like his own it was almost scary. The guy, with his relatively short hair mop of shaggy hair and perpetually closed eyes, seemed to creep everyone out but Naruto. Naruto felt safe with this person. He felt a companionship that spanned years, like the best of friends.

The other was a boy no older than Haku-chan, with a scowl that would put Sasuke to shame and a secret addiction to watermelon. Naruto could clearly recall referring to him as -taicho in the dream, but he could not for the life of him remember the boy's name. He did, however, feel a deep seeded desire to both tease the shorter boy and to protect him from fangirls.

But the thing about the dreams that bothered Naruto the most was the fact he seemed to have huge knockers in every one of them.

*****

A couple of days later Naruto knew he had more to worry about that a simple set of odd dreams. He had awoken late, only to end up rescuing Tsumani-san and Inari from a pair of pathetic samurai wannabe's near Tazuna's house. Now he was running for all he was worth toward the still uncompleted bridge to check on his team.

Naruto's heart seemed to clench in his chest as he rushed in to help, taking no heed of his own safety as he dashed into the mirrors of ice that surrounded Sasuke.

If you asked him later what he was thinking, Naruto's only response would be that ice didn't scare him.

Naruto watched numbly as Sasuke fell to the ground, dead apparently, to protect him. It wasn't right. It was Naruto's place to protect his precious people. Not the other way around. He could feel a rage building in him intensify as red chakra began to seep out and heal his wounds. He was ready to surrender himself to it, to his rage and hate, when time seemed to stop.

Suddenly, he wasn't in the fake hunter-nin's ice presin with Sasuke's corpse. He seemed to be in a field full of butterflies and wildflowers. It looked like something a cat would love. Of course the ash gray leopard rising in the middle of the field that looked up lazily to regard him before settling back down probably helped in that assessment.

So you're finally here huh? It's about time. Even I can only nap for so long, the cat seemed to say in a sensual female voice with moving her lips.

Huh? What are you talking about? Naruto asked in confusion. Although a part of him was wondering why the massive talking cat in front of him didn't scare him at all.

Still confused, I see. Nothing is ever easy I guess, the cat replied with a massive yawn. Well I suppose I could just let you use the interloper's energy. It certainly seems willing to protect you. But, if I did, you might lose more than you're willing to give up. So I guess there's no helping it. Call my name and let's settle this, she cat ordered as it stood and stretched.

What do you mean? Who are you? Where am I? What happened to Sasuke and the hunter-nin? Naruto responded as he looked up and saw the sky begin to pinken from an influx of reddish energy.

He, or is it she now? Hmm, anyway it looks like someone is getting impatient, so I'll make this quick. Wake up, say my name, and lets get to work. I want to get this done so I can have another nap. Oh, and welcome back, Rangiku, the cat responded before she sauntered up and planted a languid lick that covered the whole left side of Naruto's cheek with her massive tongue.

What is all this? Naruto whispered as the world seemed to recede and fade around him.

Just say my name. We'll worry about that later. Maybe after some good sake, the cat replied just before Naruto seemed to become aware that he was once more in the ice mirror prison, although he now seemed fully healed and crouched dow as if to pounce. He could feel the red chakra, chakra that seemed foreign to him, still trying to seep out, but there was another pressure building inside of him.

He idly noticed a strange sword with a guard that looked like a cat's head had appeared in his right hand as he concentrated on that pressure even as words he did not truly understand came pouring out of his mouth. "Unare, Haineko."

And with that the ice mirrors exploded out at the direction of a very determined could of ashes.




I promise it won't go anywhere near yaoi. Just think of who could be Gin and who could be Toshiro here, especially with reincarnation and other strangeness being involved. I promise anyone Naruto ends up with will be female, but this popping into my head, so here it went.
 

cyrusII

Well-Known Member
#25
I wouldn't wanna intrude, just wondering.

I actually rather liked the first one. The second one... meh, not really my thing.

I enjoyed the third one and it's sequel a lot. I'm a big fan of the Incredibles for some strange reason. The Naruto sliding on water thing is far too cool.

Naruto as Rengiku? Unexpected? Definitely. Awesome? Definitely.
 
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