Ranma ½ Random types of Martial Arts Schools

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#26
Martial Arts Watching Paint Dry.
 

leeyiankun

Well-Known Member
#27
I think that some TFFers have Trolling down as a martial arts form, but I'm not that certain. :snigger:
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#28
I am the Undisputed Grand Master of that.

Also.

Martial Arts Yiffing.

...Please don't make me describe it.
 

Flamewolf

Well-Known Member
#29
martial arts memes

i can has cheezeburger? no? then imma firin mah lazer
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#30
Flamewolf said:
martial arts memes

i can has cheezeburger? no? then imma firin mah lazer
Been done. Sort of. You might need to scour my Ranma ideas thread for details....
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#31
leeyiankun said:
I think that some TFFers have Trolling down as a martial arts form, but I'm not that certain. :snigger:
Martial arts staring...
(saw one with Rei Ayaname from NGE doing this)

Martial arts lurking...
(pretty sure we've some here)
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#32
The Ero-Sennin said:
Also.

Martial Arts Yiffing.

...Please don't make me describe it.
Unless Martial Arts form of Yiffing is some sort of in-joke, I doubt very many people here need you to explain that.
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#33
Damnit Daniel, now I want to write some sort of massive food-fight free-for-all scene between practitioners of several forms of food martial arts. The Great Nerima Food Fight, anyone?

Martial Arts Okonomiyaki
Martial Arts Noodles
Martial Arts Sashimi
Martial Arts Kushiyaki (Skewered Food items, so like a shish kebab)
Martial Arts Rice (if it can be made to work)
Martial Arts Winery

then, semi-related as far as a meal goes

Martial Arts Ice Sculpting
Martial Arts Waitressing
Martial Arts Nyotaimori
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#34
Martial Arts Swimming

Martial Arts Sky Diving (ooooh, this one would be really fun)

Martial Arts Drinking, with the ultimate form of the style akin to Rock Lee's Drunk Fist from Naruto
 
#35
seitora said:
Martial Arts Sky Diving (ooooh, this one would be really fun)

Martial Arts Drinking, with the ultimate form of the style akin to Rock Lee's Drunk Fist from Naruto
The first would probably lead to too many people falling to their deaths when their parachutes got tangled together.

And drunken fighting as a concept far predates Ninja McFail, thank you.
 

KaiserHaller

Well-Known Member
#36
Martial Arts Shopping.
Martial Arts Gaming
Martial Arts Raping
Martial Arts Politics.
Martial Arts Diving.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#37
KaiserHaller said:
Martial Arts Shopping.
I've seen variation on that in a Ranma fan fiction...

Authorised 500 million people to buy 2 articles of clothing from one particular maker to help keep them in business.
 

windstorm

Well-Known Member
#38
Martial Arts Guitar Hero - you need specially made and reinforced game console and other equipment for this....

Martial Arts Pan Handling - On the upside it decreases the number of panhandlers badgering you for money, on the downside if you do pass a practitioner your wallet will probably be much lighter after the encounter....

Martial Arts Extreme Highway Go Kart Racing - Think Mario Kart plus martial artists trying to drive cars along a busy highway and their passengers duking on top of cars and jumping between transport trucks. The only real rule is that by the end of the race the driver and passenger have to both be in the race car when you cross the finish line.

Martial Arts Prison Breaking - Did you know Genma had a second martial arts mastery?

Martial Arts Bungee Jumping

Martial Arts Girl Scouts (or whatever equivalent) - Teaches young girls wilderness survival skills, some self-defence and rather 'unique' rope tying and sewing skills (just for a sample explanation).

Martial Arts Scuba Diving and Treasure Hunting

Sheriff McGee's Old Western Cowboy Folk School of Martial Arts

Martial Arts Banjo Playing

Paul Bunion's School of Lumberjack Martial Arts

Martial Arts Children's Puppet Shows - Has a proud and noble history dating back to Medieval Times and the old tradition of the baton wielding puppet.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#39
windstorm said:
Martial Arts Banjo Playing
This takes another tone for me now that I've downloaded the <a href='http://www.reghardware.com/2011/10/11/app_of_the_week_android_viz_profanisaurus/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Viz Profanisaurus app</a>.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#40
Martial Arts Banjo Playing
Reminds me of a fusion quite some time back betwen Ranma and a song made by the Charles Daniels Band... Originally it was about a fiddle playing contest...
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#41
Martial Arts Projectiles

Projectiles of the sharp aerodynamics variety, dealing with frisbees and boomerangs.

Martial Arts Wall Climbing

Climbing up the side of a skyscraper while trying to knock your opponents off.

Martial Arts Chase Scenes

Two or more participants with fast vehicles while fighting each other across the rooftops and windows of their vehicles and trying to win before their vehicles inevitably hit a wall or fly off a bridge. Close combat weapons allowed but no guns.

Martial Arts Curling

The collective population of Canada would be so traumatized the Brier would never happen again
 

KaiserHaller

Well-Known Member
#42
Martial Arts Sailing
Martial Arts Selling
Martial Arts TV Watching
Martial Arts Hacking
 

Leonite

Well-Known Member
#43
Kalish Martial Arts

Essentially any school of martial arts, but with lots of unnessecary explosions.

Martial Arts Twilight

Each fighter writes a horible book/series. Whoever can make theirs the most popular wins. Anyone who manages to imitate Twilight or worse and win must perform Seppeku for the good of humanity.

Martial Arts Oppai

Female only. Succes is determined by how long one girl can grope the other's tits within a time limit. A unisex alternative is avalible, in how many girl's tits can you grope, but was soon abandoned due to the fact that the only person fast enough to avoid the slaps was more interested in their bras.

Python School of Martial Arts

Use British Humor as a martial art form

Martial Arts Drilling

Martial Arts Party

Martial Artists play a life sized Mario Paty game, complete with Minigames, trying to sabotage one another using their techniques.
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#44
Martial Arts Party would be awesome. I'd play it.
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#45
Martial Arts Miming

Martial Arts Pokemon Battling

Martial Arts Philosophizing
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#46
Martial arts Farming

Contestants have to use martial arts techniques to make their plants grow. Somehow. Maybe a Rune Factory xover.



Martial Arts Proselytizing

Whoever can convert the most amount of people to their chosen denomination wins. Bonus points if you know Jesus no Jutsu.
 

Fellgrave

Well-Known Member
#47
Michael Bay style of Martial Arts, where every attack results in an explosion, even under water.
 

scriviner

Well-Known Member
#48
Hmm... let's see... just the name is potentially interesting, but some of the weird martial arts styles also seem to have in addition to the competition specific aspects, like having to do everything while in seiza for martial arts tea ceremony and having to eat without looking like you're eating of the La Belle France School of Martial Arts Martial Arts Dining, there probably should be some sort of underlying philosophical basis for the martial art in use.

Martial Library Arts - all combat must be done silently and neatly. Books must be preserved so are not used as weaponry, but desks, chairs and shelves most certainly would be. I'm imagining combatants of this style must fight in utmost silence and make the best use of their environment to perform attacks from unexpected directions. Allowing the books under your charge to be damaged however is obviously grounds for if not loss, then certainly lasting shame.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#49
scriviner said:
Martial Library Arts - all combat must be done silently and neatly. Books must be preserved so are not used as weaponry, but desks, chairs and shelves most certainly would be. I'm imagining combatants of this style must fight in utmost silence and make the best use of their environment to perform attacks from unexpected directions. Allowing the books under your charge to be damaged however is obviously grounds for if not loss, then certainly lasting shame.
Obviously, that is different from what a Martial Arts Librarian Arts...

Precision was an important factor as was order and quiet.

Thin and frail with piercing eyes that were able to both freeze noisy library visitors and decalcify their spines

"Martial arts librarianship is an extremely old art. For as long as there had been martial arts, there have been martial arts librarians. Storing the scrolls, copying scrolls, recording the important martial arts information of the day. The street plan for Nerima was of course, stored by an ancient martial arts librarian and as Nerima grew so did the Nerima Martial Arts Library and a martial arts librarian has been on retainer to the city for as long as Nerima has existed.
Edit, for those whom do not know, that was from chapter 9 of:

RANMA 'Changes' by gromittd - [Dld Date=08/09/2011] - [MD Word Cnt=71336] - [Dld Size=390kb] - [MD Rating=T] - [Status=Inactive] - [Dld File Cnt=12]
  • [Summary] Ranma discovered education, Akane played golf, Neolithic Martial Artist have attacked. What next?
  • [Direct URL] https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1792096/1/
  • [Author1 URL] https://www.fanfiction.net/u/560467/
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#50
Akane played golf, but was it Martial Arts Golf?
 
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