Ranma ½ Ranma/Bleach or how's that for a fiancee

[Moshulel]

I think everybody around here saw a Ranma turned shinigami fic up to this moment, what nobody did however was a Ranma/Bleach cross where the Shinigami comes to life.

The crazy ideas behind this are:

Happy had a daughter: said daughter died and became a Shinigami (and since she's Happy's child she has to be a little perverted) namely Matsumoto Rangiku.

Ever since her death Happy who is one of the few people aware of Shinigami tried to resurect her and now after a hundred years or more of searches he found a way:

Fusing the soul with a very special gigai. The catch? He needs chi and a lot of it, so here comes Ranma as a battery for the process.

Just think a bit just who would Happy choose as a fiancee for his daughter... after all he needs to continue the school doesn't he?


And then hilarity issues: just think about Nabiki triying to take pictures of Rangiku with Hitsugaya on the watch

 

[GenocideHeart]

Heh, yeah, we discussed this. It'd be pretty amusing. Espcially if other SHinigami still watch over Rangiku during her 'vacation period'. Aside from Hitsugaya messing around with people trying to exploit or harm Rangiku (Poor Shampoo, BTW), Yoruichi would be a nightmare to Ranma, what with his cat phobia and all.

And Soi Fong could be a former Amazon, as well, possibly related to Cologne, who knows? Or hell, even a Musk. *shrug* Musk females are simply rare, not nonexistent, IIRC.

 

[Mighty Bob]

So if Soi Fong was Musk decended, would she be like whats-his-name (Mint or Lime, can't remember which is which) and have tiger blood, making her super fast?

Anyways...ruling out where Happy would manage to get his hands on a gigai (and with his horde of magical junk I suppose it's a moot point) how would Soul Society react to one of their own gettin ganked back to the Real World?

I can just picture Hitsugaya finding Ranma lacking as Rangiku's fiance and Ranma getting all indignant and trying to prove he's just fine (kinda like when Tsubasa says s/he's cuter than Ranma or the whole Reversal Jewel thing)

Heh, the creepy captain, the one with the weird ass face and the sword with a baby's head on it, he could be interested in Akane's cooking as a weapon.