Ranma Crossing Over to the Wild Side
By Paul Bennett a.k.a. Shadowbakasama
Chapter 14: Lunch: All you can eat Ramen and Okonomiyaki
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The old priest was showing the three lovely young ladies where to set out the food and set up the griddle on the back porch and trying to work up the nerve to ask them to be shrine maidens. But frankly the Amazon and the chef intimidated him. He wasnÆt sure what to make of the pretty waitress in the beautiful kimono, if he wasnÆt watching her, she just seemed to disappear occasionally then reappear nearby. The ancient creature on a stick really scared him. Now he knew why Ranma had asked if Yosho was shrunken and wrinkled.
Once the Chinese food was set out and the grill was lit Akura steps inside and tells his guests that lunch is ready on the back porch and asks ôWhere is Ranma and the other girls?ö
ôI sent Ranma to get washed up about 15 minutes ago, he should have come out by now.ö Nodoka tells him. ôI think Nabiki-chan is gossiping with Rei-chan and her friends back in her bedroom. You donÆt suppose that Ranma is doing something manly with the four girls do you?ö
Akura gets red in the face imagining four girls and Ranma, then remembers that one of them is his granddaughter. His face is now going past red into purple and he runs past Nodoka and Katsuhito heading for ReiÆs bedroom imagining the worst. (Which is a pretty interesting picture of group flexibility that would fit well in the Kama Sutra, the old priest reputation as a hentai is deserved it seems.)
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Rei clutched RanmaÆs right arm to her chest and looked towards Nabiki and her camera waiting for the flash while Minako clutched RanmaÆs left arm and Ami leaned backwards into his chest posing for the group picture when ReiÆs grandfather burst into the bedroom with a thunderous look on his purple face just in time for the flash.
ôWhat are you kids doing in here?!ö Akura yells as he enters the room.
ôGRAMPS!ö Rei growls ôYou ruined the shot!
Seeing that all the girls were wearing clothes, and looking at him with vengeful eyes, he decides to back off. ôHeh heh, sorry. Just my overactive imagination.ö He apologizes backing up to the door. ôUhm, lunch is here. Bye.ö And heÆs off like a shot.
ôWell, that ruined the mood.ö Nabiki says putting away her camera. ôLets go have lunch and let you girls meet Shampoo and Ukyo.ö
ôOh joy! Did you order explosives this time Nabiki?ö Ranma snidely remarks.
ôHa ha.ö Nabiki fake laughs. ôBut seriously, I expect that Shampoo has already told Ukyo that they get to share you.ö
ôAnd how would she know that I would suddenly accept multiple wives?ö Ranma asks Nabiki suspiciously.
Nabiki just hold out her hand and asks for ô500 yen.ö
Ranma glares at the mercenary and tells her ôJust take it out of my share.ö as he crosses his arms across his chest.
ôOh right.ö Nabiki says pulling her hand back as she realizes that she owes Ranma money for a change. ôWell, Shampoo was listening to us last night when we were discussing your fiancees with your family. Apparently your motherÆs clan is polygamous.ö
ôPoly-wha?ö
ôPolygamous means that you can have more than a single wife, Ranma-kun.ö Ami explains.
ôExactly. DonÆt worry too much Saotome. We came up with a plan to cut down the number of wives you have to have to keep your honor intact.ö Nabiki adds. ôThe easy ones to get rid of are your Amazon wives Ling-Ling, Lung-Lung, Lotion, and Perfume, unless youÆve already consummated your marriage with any of them.ö
ôConsume ate?ö
ôRanma, have you slept with any of those Amazons!?ö Rei asks interrupting him.
ôHell no! The only Amazon IÆve slept with is Shampoo.ö Ranma yells in his defense.
ôYouÆve slept with Shampoo!!ö RanmaÆs three wives scream at him.
ôHey hey! She keep sneaking into bed with me while I was asleep.ö Ranma answers while backing away from the angry girls.
ôDo you sleep in the nude?ö Rei asks.
ôNot with Nabiki around with a camera and cold water.ö Ranma says glancing a Nabiki who was just changing out the film in her two cameras.
ôSo then youÆre still a virgin?ö Minako asks.
ôYeah, but just barely.ö Ranma replies. ôOne time Shampoo cornered me in the furo as a cat, then she jumped in and changed into a girl right on top of me. I figure if Akane had been a few seconds slower busting in on us ... uh, well you get the idea.ö
ôDonÆt worry, that wonÆt be a problem much longer Ranma-kun.ö Ami drawls in a husky voice, drawing shocked stares from her co-wives Rei and Minako.
ôThatÆs right!ö Minako exclaims realizing that she could get into the action if she acts quickly. ôA stud like you shouldnÆt have a cherry like that, and we can help you bust that problem!ö
Rei face palmed and Ami turned beet red as their mutual friend mangled a really bad pick-up line, while Nabiki was thinking about keeping a micro-tape recorder on when around Minako to catch these . . . uh . . . vocalized brain farts for posterity or blackmail.
Ranma broke up this tense scene by reminding them of lunch being ready with a deep throated growl emitted from his stomach.
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Out on the porch as the others were helping themselves to the Chinese food and placing orders for their okonomiyaki Ayeka was looking over Shampoo and thinking of how her hair reminded her of her motherÆs and sisterÆs hair, and that that she hadnÆt seen that shade of blue hair on any earth humans before.
Shampoo seeing her interest asks, ôYou like ShampooÆs hair, yes?ö
ôUhn, yes. Actually you have the same color as my mother and sister.ö Ayeka replies.
ôHmm, it make sense, AmazonÆs not have this color or your color until the daughters and sons of Blossom.ö Shampoo tells her. ôShampooÆs cousin Ling Ling have same color as your hair and can also trace lineage back to Blossom.ö
ôAnd how does this make sense?ö Ayeka asks. ôI donÆt see any connection.ö
ôIs simple Ayeka-sama, the daughters and sons of Blossom were your nieces and nephews.ö Shampoo informs her, bowing to her great to the twentieth power aunt.
Ayeka was stunned by this news, but upon thinking of it realized that her brother Yosho had been on this planet for 700 years and could have had many human wives in that time. But how did Shampoo know about her?
By Paul Bennett a.k.a. Shadowbakasama
Chapter 14: Lunch: All you can eat Ramen and Okonomiyaki
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The old priest was showing the three lovely young ladies where to set out the food and set up the griddle on the back porch and trying to work up the nerve to ask them to be shrine maidens. But frankly the Amazon and the chef intimidated him. He wasnÆt sure what to make of the pretty waitress in the beautiful kimono, if he wasnÆt watching her, she just seemed to disappear occasionally then reappear nearby. The ancient creature on a stick really scared him. Now he knew why Ranma had asked if Yosho was shrunken and wrinkled.
Once the Chinese food was set out and the grill was lit Akura steps inside and tells his guests that lunch is ready on the back porch and asks ôWhere is Ranma and the other girls?ö
ôI sent Ranma to get washed up about 15 minutes ago, he should have come out by now.ö Nodoka tells him. ôI think Nabiki-chan is gossiping with Rei-chan and her friends back in her bedroom. You donÆt suppose that Ranma is doing something manly with the four girls do you?ö
Akura gets red in the face imagining four girls and Ranma, then remembers that one of them is his granddaughter. His face is now going past red into purple and he runs past Nodoka and Katsuhito heading for ReiÆs bedroom imagining the worst. (Which is a pretty interesting picture of group flexibility that would fit well in the Kama Sutra, the old priest reputation as a hentai is deserved it seems.)
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Rei clutched RanmaÆs right arm to her chest and looked towards Nabiki and her camera waiting for the flash while Minako clutched RanmaÆs left arm and Ami leaned backwards into his chest posing for the group picture when ReiÆs grandfather burst into the bedroom with a thunderous look on his purple face just in time for the flash.
ôWhat are you kids doing in here?!ö Akura yells as he enters the room.
ôGRAMPS!ö Rei growls ôYou ruined the shot!
Seeing that all the girls were wearing clothes, and looking at him with vengeful eyes, he decides to back off. ôHeh heh, sorry. Just my overactive imagination.ö He apologizes backing up to the door. ôUhm, lunch is here. Bye.ö And heÆs off like a shot.
ôWell, that ruined the mood.ö Nabiki says putting away her camera. ôLets go have lunch and let you girls meet Shampoo and Ukyo.ö
ôOh joy! Did you order explosives this time Nabiki?ö Ranma snidely remarks.
ôHa ha.ö Nabiki fake laughs. ôBut seriously, I expect that Shampoo has already told Ukyo that they get to share you.ö
ôAnd how would she know that I would suddenly accept multiple wives?ö Ranma asks Nabiki suspiciously.
Nabiki just hold out her hand and asks for ô500 yen.ö
Ranma glares at the mercenary and tells her ôJust take it out of my share.ö as he crosses his arms across his chest.
ôOh right.ö Nabiki says pulling her hand back as she realizes that she owes Ranma money for a change. ôWell, Shampoo was listening to us last night when we were discussing your fiancees with your family. Apparently your motherÆs clan is polygamous.ö
ôPoly-wha?ö
ôPolygamous means that you can have more than a single wife, Ranma-kun.ö Ami explains.
ôExactly. DonÆt worry too much Saotome. We came up with a plan to cut down the number of wives you have to have to keep your honor intact.ö Nabiki adds. ôThe easy ones to get rid of are your Amazon wives Ling-Ling, Lung-Lung, Lotion, and Perfume, unless youÆve already consummated your marriage with any of them.ö
ôConsume ate?ö
ôRanma, have you slept with any of those Amazons!?ö Rei asks interrupting him.
ôHell no! The only Amazon IÆve slept with is Shampoo.ö Ranma yells in his defense.
ôYouÆve slept with Shampoo!!ö RanmaÆs three wives scream at him.
ôHey hey! She keep sneaking into bed with me while I was asleep.ö Ranma answers while backing away from the angry girls.
ôDo you sleep in the nude?ö Rei asks.
ôNot with Nabiki around with a camera and cold water.ö Ranma says glancing a Nabiki who was just changing out the film in her two cameras.
ôSo then youÆre still a virgin?ö Minako asks.
ôYeah, but just barely.ö Ranma replies. ôOne time Shampoo cornered me in the furo as a cat, then she jumped in and changed into a girl right on top of me. I figure if Akane had been a few seconds slower busting in on us ... uh, well you get the idea.ö
ôDonÆt worry, that wonÆt be a problem much longer Ranma-kun.ö Ami drawls in a husky voice, drawing shocked stares from her co-wives Rei and Minako.
ôThatÆs right!ö Minako exclaims realizing that she could get into the action if she acts quickly. ôA stud like you shouldnÆt have a cherry like that, and we can help you bust that problem!ö
Rei face palmed and Ami turned beet red as their mutual friend mangled a really bad pick-up line, while Nabiki was thinking about keeping a micro-tape recorder on when around Minako to catch these . . . uh . . . vocalized brain farts for posterity or blackmail.
Ranma broke up this tense scene by reminding them of lunch being ready with a deep throated growl emitted from his stomach.
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Out on the porch as the others were helping themselves to the Chinese food and placing orders for their okonomiyaki Ayeka was looking over Shampoo and thinking of how her hair reminded her of her motherÆs and sisterÆs hair, and that that she hadnÆt seen that shade of blue hair on any earth humans before.
Shampoo seeing her interest asks, ôYou like ShampooÆs hair, yes?ö
ôUhn, yes. Actually you have the same color as my mother and sister.ö Ayeka replies.
ôHmm, it make sense, AmazonÆs not have this color or your color until the daughters and sons of Blossom.ö Shampoo tells her. ôShampooÆs cousin Ling Ling have same color as your hair and can also trace lineage back to Blossom.ö
ôAnd how does this make sense?ö Ayeka asks. ôI donÆt see any connection.ö
ôIs simple Ayeka-sama, the daughters and sons of Blossom were your nieces and nephews.ö Shampoo informs her, bowing to her great to the twentieth power aunt.
Ayeka was stunned by this news, but upon thinking of it realized that her brother Yosho had been on this planet for 700 years and could have had many human wives in that time. But how did Shampoo know about her?
