Ranma ½ Ranma Saotome: Agent of SHIELD.

Ordieth117

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#26
The English language actually has this amusing clause that says that anglicized words are (or can be, or should be) pluralized with English rules, regardless of what the original language did to pluralize things.

Don't believe me? Look up the video on the word "octopus" on www.mirriam-webster.com

That said, I have become familiar enough with anglicized Japanese that I have grown to prefer it as kami instead of kamis.
 

Jimbobob5536

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#27
Sooo, Ranma has some kind of power like Mystique's? One that synergizes with the curse to essentially make female the new default form?

Huh.

Anyway, interesting story so far.
 

Fellgrave

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#28
Huh. Thanks for all the great feedback. I know and you know that kami shouldn't necessarily have the 's' on the end, but the average reader won't necessarily know, hence why I added the 's'.

And Ranma's power well... oh fuck.

I just realized I missed posting an entire scene that provides context for some of this. :headbanger: I feel so stupid right now.

The scene takes place before the cut to present events.

"Excuse me sir, but there's someone that wants a meeting with you."

Nick Fury cocked the brow above his missing eye as he regarded the nervous looking agent. "So, book one of the conference rooms and set up a time for a video chat." The director waved at the agent dismissively as he turned back to study some of the proposed plans for a new headquarters.

"Well, I would sir, except she's waiting outside right now." Fury's head shot up in surprise.

"What do you mean, "outside"?"

"I mean she's right in front of the agent stationed in front of the Lift sir. And if Agent Jackson's words were anything to by, she is holding him in a rather uncomfortable position."

The Director felt his eye widen as he rubbed at his jaw in thought.

"Bring her down, and make sure she's escorted by at least a full squad. And get Barton on the phone and tell him to follow them from a discreet distance. I want her dropped like a sack of anvils if she so much as sneezes aggressively, understand?"

"Yes sir, understood."

The agent scuttled away quickly, already grabbing his phone and dialing the necessary numbers. Fury turned and made his way to one of the facility's meeting rooms, his mind spinning as he tried to unravel the mystery that had just dumped itself on his lap. A quiet beeping brought his attention to his own communicator, where all the available files as to the identity of his guest had finished downloading.

He perused them with mild disinterest; nothing within was of any note, the woman was to all appearances a simple Japanese housewife, except for the fact that she had managed to track down SHIELD's headquarters and hold one of its trained and alert operatives hostages. His eye grew slightly wider as he finally got to the section on her relatives.

"Well now," he muttered to himself. "Isn't this interesting."

He wouldn't have been too surprised to find out that one of the Captain's old squad member's had decided to settle down in one of the countries he had visited, but for his kid to come back to his home country after so many years certainly threw him for a loop. It did go a way to explaining how she had managed to track them down as well; SHIELD headquarters was still connected to the same front buildings and exits that it had back in the forties and fifties, and Fury wouldn't have put it past the Captain to have told his men where to find SHIELD if they needed to.

He set his phone down on the table in the meeting room he had chosen and took a seat so that he could face the door. A minute passed, then two, which quickly became five and then ten, until the door opened and in strode his guest. Who was noticeably missing her guards, causing Fury's eyebrows to rise as she pulled out her own seat across from him.

"Mrs. Saotome," he said flatly. "What can SHIELD do for you today?"
The redhead smirked at him — smirked at him — and withdrew a couple files from her sleeves that she set on the table. "Actually Director, I believe the question you should be asking, is what can I do for SHIELD?" Fury felt his eye begin to twitch as her smirk grew wider. " Now, where to begin..."

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The Director of SHIELD had been chosen for many reasons, chief among them; the ability to not let the strange and unusual disturb him. That ability had been sorely tested by his newest pair of agents. He couldn't let them walk out after the elder Saotome had explained how she had come by the knowledge of SHIELD — his predecessor having failed to include any mention of an agent stationed in Japan — as well as everything she and her son could offer him.

If he was honest with himself, the offer had been almost too good to be true, and certainly one he wouldn't — couldn't — refuse.

Tapping his finger against the table he offered the woman across from him a considering look. "Alright, say I accept your offer, just how are you gonna get your kid to go along with it?"

"I'm sure I can think of a few ways to... persuade him," she replied with a glint in her eyes. "If all else fails I can also promise him that you might have a cure for his... condition."

Fury nodded as he looked at the files the woman handed him upon sitting down. He narrowed his eyes as he reread the section on her son's curse. Something about it was ringing all sorts of little bells at the back of his mind, but he couldn't for the life of him understand why. He could certainly see the possible advantages of such a thing, as well as the disadvantages and the social stigmata bundled together with it, but there was no possible way he could cure it. A shape-shifting agent would be a godsend for some of his jobs, just like that one that used to work for the Canadians back...

The Director's eyes widened momentarily as his mind suddenly made the connections it had been straining to reach. "Mrs. Saotome, I think I may have something that can solve several problems for both of us. Tell your son that we might have a way to offer him some control over that condition of his if he signs on with us.

Finally alone, Fury pulled his phone from his pocket and quickly entered in his password before scrolling through his contact list.

"Coulson, get on the horn with Department K, I want them to send over all their files and data from 'that' project. Make sure they include everything concerning Wilson and Carlysle." Fury paused as Coulson responded. "Good, and see if you can't track down a Dr. Robert Windsor. Tell him that we might have found a viable subject for Project M.I.T.H.R.I.L."

Fury grinned as he put down his phone. Leaning forwards, he rested his elbows on the table before folding his hands in front of his mouth. If the Council ever found out what he had just arranged, they would have fired him faster than he could tell them to screw themselves. As far as they would be concerned, he would simply have hired two potential new agents for the organization. Two agents that, if necessary, could handle the worst that might come SHIELD.'s way. Somehow, the future looked a tiny bit brighter.
I can't believe I missed posting this. :headbanger::headbanger::headbanger:
 

Fellgrave

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#30
Anyways, to make up for my boneheaded mistake, here's some new stuff.

Ranma was waiting just inside the door for Tony, having poked her fun at Coulson for letting the billionaire slip past him while she had been indisposed with the morning's amusement. She opened her mouth as the door opened, only to be left standing there as Tony blew past her and down the stairs to his lab. Frowning slightly, she quickly followed him and found him leafing intently through a yellowed notebook. She leaned against the open door and stared at him.

"So I take it she liked the strawberries?"

"Huh?" Tony asked absentmindedly as he cleared out space for the diorama. "Yeah, no, not really, allergies or something. Hey," he blinked and turned to face the bemused redhead. "Could you grab something out of my car for me? Grab Agent Super Nanny if you need to. Just bring it down here, kay? Thanks."

Before Ranma could respond Tony had blurred past her again. "Seriously," she muttered to herself as she trudged up the stairs and outside, "how does he keep doing that?"

Her eyes widened slightly as she caught sight of the four huge diorama pieces sticking out of Tony's car before she shook her head. Giving her neck a quick crack to loosen up some tension, she tossed them into the air before grabbing them and resting a pair of them on each shoulder. It wasn't the most comfortable way to hold them, but it would do for the moment.

Carrying them inside, she passed by Coulson, who gave her curious look and a wry shake of the head. Ranma offered him a bemused shrug before heading down the stairs, trying, and not quite succeeding, to avoid scratching the walls with the diorama pieces. Tony had left the door to the lab open and Ranma had to bend down to make it through the door with her cargo. Ranma set the pieces down roughly in order in a space Tony had cleared in the middle of the room. She made a show of bending over the table just as the inventor came back in with his head down over a tablet. Tony came to an abrupt stop as he caught sight of a pair of well toned legs in his peripheral vision. Following them up, his mouth fell open slightly, before a discreet cough snapped his eyes to a pair of amused blue ones.

He pulled at his shirt collar as he tried in vain to think of anything that would get him out of the trouble he knew he was in. "That was ass. I mean fast. That ass was fast. I mean you were fast. Uh, can we forget the whole beginning of this conversation?"

Ranma rolled her shoulders and offered Tony a raised eyebrow. "I don't know, can we? It certainly wasn't the worst of ways to start a conversation, you with your flattering focus on my... assets."

"...I don't care what Pepper told me about dating superspies, you have to let me take you for dinner!" Tony declared suddenly, only to blink in confusion as Ranma simply laughed and pumped her fist in the air, her entire body language melting away into an almost detached arrogance.

"Ha, barely 24 hours and I got you to ask me out. 'Tasha said you'd last at least a week, but I told her, 'Ranma Saotome doesn't lose'!" Ranma paused in her cheering and gave Tony vaguely comforting smile. "No hard feelings, but you never had a hope."

"Hey! Of course I had a hope, what kind of woman wouldn't want a part of the sheer awesome that is Tony Stark?"

"Sorry, but you're really not my type."

Tony narrowed his eyes and pressed on. "So? Let me buy you dinner, maybe give you a tour of L.A., add in a movie or two, would that help convince you I'm your type?"

"Like I said, your not my type, "Ranma said with a laugh as she headed past Tony, pausing briefly to give him a pat on the shoulder. "You just don't have the right... equipment. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing Stark, don't wait up for me."

Tony simply stared blankly at the empty stairs for a minute before muttering to himself,"Son of a bitch."
 

Fellgrave

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#34
Subtlety, thy name is Saotome.
 
#35
It hit me on the way home today that we should be able to have a spar between Captain America and Ranma. Both should have similar levels of physical abilities to, so it should be fun.
 

nixofcyzerra

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#36
Uh, no? If this Ranma is anywhere close to his manga-canon levels, then he's closer to Spiderman's league than Cap's. Isn't MCU Cap, like 616 Cap, only peak-human?
 
#37
nixofcyzerra said:
Uh, no? If this Ranma is anywhere close to his manga-canon levels, then he's closer to Spiderman's league than Cap's. Isn't MCU Cap, like 616 Cap, only peak-human?
Peak human is a very different concept in comics than in real life. Ranma is supposedly a very skilled martial artist not a superhuman or an alien that suggests that he is also peak human, but with special training in applying that strength better, and in more exotic ways.
 

nixofcyzerra

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#38
If you're going to blend two different works of fiction, then you have to rationalise this stuff. Otherwise you end up having to ask why Cap isn't throwing around energy blasts or generating tornados with his fist.

I imagine that Fellgrave will go the route of labelling the Ranma 1/2 martial artists as Ki-adepts. After all, Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu can manipulate Chi.
 

Fellgrave

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#39
Alright, time to weigh in here.

Cap v Ranma: It's possible, but probably won't happen. Until the events of the Avengers start to happen, Ranma won't have any contact with Cap.

Physical capabilities: Ranma is slightly stronger thanks to his ki enhancing his already impressive strength. However, Ranma's strength will decrease faster because he uses his ki for both ranged attacks and physical enhancements, while Cap's strength and stamina are inherent characteristics thanks to the super soldier formula. That said, in an actual fight, Ranma would win nine times out of ten purely because he's spent his whole life devoted to martial arts and fighting. Cap, while good, has less than five years of combat experience, and while his shield may throw off Ranma for a fight or two, he'll adapt quickly to it.

On Ki: Given that Marvel has begun writing a movie for Iron Fist, one of Marvel's Ki-adepts as nix put it, I'll be cautious about applying labels to anything. But yes, he is effectively a Marvel Ki-adept.
 

Amaretto

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#40
Honestly they are super heroes, Ranma may pull out a ki tornado but Cap is just as likely to find some battle field advantage such as explosives or weapons when they are facing down the big bad to make him just as relevant. Hell even Stark had to use Asguardian tech one time to rebuild his armor to fight Loki and the frost giants off world. As long as you make your protagonists look like badasses in the climax that's all that really matters.
 
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