Ranma ½ Ranma's cooking

teko

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#1
Popped into my mind while watching a friend of mine cook.



After numerous attempts at poisoning Ranma, Akane finally knocks Ranma for a week due to her food.

Ranma decides enough is enough, and starts to cook Akane's meals, much like Akane did to him.


What could this be the start of?!
humor me.
 

PCHeintz72

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#2
Hmmm...

Well, while I can recall a couple stories where he has force fed her her own food, or has conned her into taking her own food, I must say I can't recall one where he does that. *Possibly* in a WFRose one, though I cannot remember for sure, I think they did that in Tender Loving Care, if not they did nearly everything else to each other.
 

zeebee1

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#3
Do you mean he cook's Akane's meals, or he cooks meal for Akane? The prupose would be different. One would be as a form of punishment, the other would be showing her how it's done.
 

PCHeintz72

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#4
zeebee1 said:
Do you mean he cook's Akane's meals, or he cooks meal for Akane? The prupose would be different. One would be as a form of punishment, the other would be showing her how it's done.
I figured if he is having Ranma snap, then Ranma is not going to be in a mood to cook her a meal and be nice.
 

zeebee1

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#5
Who knows, Ranma might be a worse cook the Akane. Or he could follow her recipes and accidentily make good food. Which would convince her that her food was just fine.
 

exar

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#6
in canon, Ranma is an adequate cook with a fair talent for it, learning to make good looking food with minimal instruction. most people with an appetite like his become decent cooks.
 

PCHeintz72

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#7
zeebee1 said:
Who knows, Ranma might be a worse cook the Akane. Or he could follow her recipes and accidentily make good food. Which would convince her that her food was just fine.
Ranma is definately *not* a worse cook than Akane in canon. It would be extremely difficult to be a worse cook than her, and I am talking canon, not fannon.

Ranma (as a she) is shown cooking with his mother, and every dish that was attempted was good. All Akane's attempts from that period were given to 'Mr. Panda'. Their are other points such is hinted at, but that is the one I recall most clearly.

Now, this does not really give us enough insight into how much variety Ranma knows, nor how he would hold to either his mom or Kasumi, as no such comparison to my knowledge was ever made. But from the stuff shown, he knows his way around a kitchen enough to do the cooking and give warnings to Akane (that were ignored), when she put I think either eggs or metal in a microwave.

As for your second, since Ranma is a decent/good cook, in canon, I doubt he would follow such recipies unless he intended her harm or to prove her recipies wrong. If to prove her wrong, she would never believe it was her. Additonally, Akane is given normal recipies, she does not seem to make them, as she has made comments to the effect that she needed to make the recipies more interesting. And several of her attempts were in home ec, I think they give standard recipies to use, and allow variations.

Now, if someone wants to write Ranma as being a completely bad cook, fine, but then it is not borne out by canon.

Heh, there is one scene I remember where Soun and Genma are cooking cabbage, stating how they knew how to make it. They really can't even cook it without reciting some dumb chant while doing so to remember the steps. This makes me believe Ranma did the cooking on the training trip, though I do not think it is ever directly stated.
 

zeebee1

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#8
What I'm saying is what if Ranma tried to replicate all of Akane's mistakes to show her how bad a cook was she was, but it somehow turned out to be good?
 

teko

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#9
zeebee1 said:
What I'm saying is what if Ranma tried to replicate all of Akane's mistakes to show her how bad a cook was she was, but it somehow turned out to be good?
I could see Ranma being frustrated at not being able to cook badly when he wanted to. Damn his Martial Arts Cooking training!
 

Ordieth117

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#10
Even if Ranma could cook a horrible meal on purpose, I can't see him beating Akane over the head for insulting it; certainly not getting away with it like she does.
 

teko

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#11
maybe Kasumi saying something like "Oh my. Isn't it wonderful that Ranma is taking such good care of Akane?"

and, of course, since one cannot refuse She-That-Is-Kasumi, will jump on the bandwagon.

"Yes! Akane, you must eat your fiancee's cooking!"

and Ranma
"Come on, Akane! I worked so hard to make you this! Just try some, you'll love it!"

Nabiki snickering.
"Go on, Akane, are you scared Ranma's a better cook than you?"

Akane: "I'm not scared!" *looks at food* *looks at group* *looks at food* *looks at Kasumi smiling and nodding*

*GULP*
 

pacifist

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#12
Perhaps an Iron Wok Jan crossover. A Jan versus Ranma cooking contest with Akane
and the Tendo's as judges.
 

teko

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#14
Personally, I think cooking is like chemistry. I suck at both, except for the parts that make things go *boom.*
 
#15
My cooking is officially labelled by the US government as a weapon of mass destruction. People say we didn't find any WMD in Iraq, which isn't true, as they found several industrial sized containers full of my chili.

I didn't learn my cooking from Akane - Akane learned her cooking from ME.
 

PCHeintz72

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#16
teko said:
Personally, I think cooking is like chemistry. I suck at both, except for the parts that make things go *boom.*
Nah... from the way it is made out, a chemist could follow a recipe, but could a chemist come out with varied and interesting yet good food. This is what would distinguish a passable to good cook, from a great one.
 
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