Spoilers for P3, go no further if you have not beaten it.
Gone?
Good.
So, around Christmas Eve, Yukari asks me if I think Ryoji is crying somewhere or hanging out with some girl and enjoying himself.
This got me to thinking. You all know what happens sometimes when people party, especially when there's alcohol involved. Even if it's minors, "Spiking the Punch" is always a possibility. So Ryoji decides on a night of drunken (or not) revelry for Christmas Eve.
The next morning, he wakes up in a bed. It's not his bed. Then he realizes he's not alone.
If this wasn't bad enough, I've come up with a number of interesting possibilities for who he might wake up with that would either fuck with his head or fuck up a number of things that go with the events of the end of P3. Some of them are very much Crack. Others for the WTFPWN.
Oh, and for the record, I'm saying no one considered protection. Just so he can be blamed and held to his actions. Oh, and we've seen the effects of him being 'in' someone, so let's say they have access to the Dark Hour afterward as well.
The first person that came to mind... Tomoe Hotaru.
Do I even need to state how fucked Nyx is at that point? I'm pretty certain two of her parents are going to make sure he takes responsibility... and will find his explanation of why he can't very interesting. The other one just votes castration, I'm sure
Next on the list, Freddy. Just for the mental scars. "Kill me. PLEASE kill me."
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu. Yeah, all three at once. If he manages to survive, we get to see Junpei green with envy and how Nyx likes a trio of God-Mecha.
Urd, Skuld, or Hild. All three would be suicide, Death or not. But even one of them... well, overkill.
Sawamura Rin, just for the lulz. Extra lulz if she awakens to a persona and it's Satan.
Mai and/or Mikoto. Yeah, the HiME. From the first series. Could be fun.
Amaterasu. Just for his reaction to waking up thinking he just screwed a wolf. Actually, she got cold and changed in her sleep. Still, once again, Nyx, fucked, yes?
Dr. Frankenfurter. :rofl: Do I even need to tell you what kind of mental scars that results in?
And for the last, extremely crackish one... a snippet.
~~~
They were waiting in the lounge patiently when they heard the door click and slowly open. Ryoji stepped through, but he looked... different somehow.
"Um... hi guys... I can explain this..." He started, in a slightly higher-pitched voice than normal. They all stared at him, then it happened.
*FWASH**FWASH**FWASH**FWASH*
"What the hell!?" Akihiko yelled.
"Huh?" Ken wondered.
"......"
"OMG BOOBS!" Junpei exclaimed *squeeze squeeze*
"Oh hell..." Ryoji said in a resigned tone as a large shadowy figure stepped out from the wall. Or out of the wall?
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED! DIMITRI MAXIMOFF!
~~~
Just for the lulz.
So, comments? Ideas? I figured TFF could add some more funny ones to the list.
EDIT: Shit, forgot one... I was planning on saving it for last.
The SOS-dan. Yes, the WHOLE SOS-dan. He'd been hanging out at that school and someone at the Christmas Eve party spiked the punch. They all wake up in the same bed and nobody remembers who had who. Except maybe the resident Alien, and none of those that know she probably knows wants to ask her.
From there, I'm sure you know how it goes. Haruhi gets on Ryoji's case about taking responsibility if any of them end up pregnant, and he has to explain to her why he's going to die in a few days. While Kyon is behind Haruhi trying to handsign "DON'T TELL HER!" and failing to get the message across.
Of course, Kyon and the three weirdos are going to get access to the Dark Hour, but Haruhi, hearing that normal people can't perceive it, is going to end up leaving herself out. As usual, there's no proof that anything actually happened. This one could be worth it just to hear Kyon's commentary on the insanity of trying to fight the fscking moon. And winning anyway.
Gone?
Good.
So, around Christmas Eve, Yukari asks me if I think Ryoji is crying somewhere or hanging out with some girl and enjoying himself.
This got me to thinking. You all know what happens sometimes when people party, especially when there's alcohol involved. Even if it's minors, "Spiking the Punch" is always a possibility. So Ryoji decides on a night of drunken (or not) revelry for Christmas Eve.
The next morning, he wakes up in a bed. It's not his bed. Then he realizes he's not alone.
If this wasn't bad enough, I've come up with a number of interesting possibilities for who he might wake up with that would either fuck with his head or fuck up a number of things that go with the events of the end of P3. Some of them are very much Crack. Others for the WTFPWN.
Oh, and for the record, I'm saying no one considered protection. Just so he can be blamed and held to his actions. Oh, and we've seen the effects of him being 'in' someone, so let's say they have access to the Dark Hour afterward as well.
The first person that came to mind... Tomoe Hotaru.
Do I even need to state how fucked Nyx is at that point? I'm pretty certain two of her parents are going to make sure he takes responsibility... and will find his explanation of why he can't very interesting. The other one just votes castration, I'm sure
Next on the list, Freddy. Just for the mental scars. "Kill me. PLEASE kill me."
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu. Yeah, all three at once. If he manages to survive, we get to see Junpei green with envy and how Nyx likes a trio of God-Mecha.
Urd, Skuld, or Hild. All three would be suicide, Death or not. But even one of them... well, overkill.
Sawamura Rin, just for the lulz. Extra lulz if she awakens to a persona and it's Satan.
Mai and/or Mikoto. Yeah, the HiME. From the first series. Could be fun.
Amaterasu. Just for his reaction to waking up thinking he just screwed a wolf. Actually, she got cold and changed in her sleep. Still, once again, Nyx, fucked, yes?
Dr. Frankenfurter. :rofl: Do I even need to tell you what kind of mental scars that results in?
And for the last, extremely crackish one... a snippet.
~~~
They were waiting in the lounge patiently when they heard the door click and slowly open. Ryoji stepped through, but he looked... different somehow.
"Um... hi guys... I can explain this..." He started, in a slightly higher-pitched voice than normal. They all stared at him, then it happened.
*FWASH**FWASH**FWASH**FWASH*
"What the hell!?" Akihiko yelled.
"Huh?" Ken wondered.
"......"
"OMG BOOBS!" Junpei exclaimed *squeeze squeeze*
"Oh hell..." Ryoji said in a resigned tone as a large shadowy figure stepped out from the wall. Or out of the wall?
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED! DIMITRI MAXIMOFF!
~~~
Just for the lulz.
So, comments? Ideas? I figured TFF could add some more funny ones to the list.
EDIT: Shit, forgot one... I was planning on saving it for last.
The SOS-dan. Yes, the WHOLE SOS-dan. He'd been hanging out at that school and someone at the Christmas Eve party spiked the punch. They all wake up in the same bed and nobody remembers who had who. Except maybe the resident Alien, and none of those that know she probably knows wants to ask her.
From there, I'm sure you know how it goes. Haruhi gets on Ryoji's case about taking responsibility if any of them end up pregnant, and he has to explain to her why he's going to die in a few days. While Kyon is behind Haruhi trying to handsign "DON'T TELL HER!" and failing to get the message across.
Of course, Kyon and the three weirdos are going to get access to the Dark Hour, but Haruhi, hearing that normal people can't perceive it, is going to end up leaving herself out. As usual, there's no proof that anything actually happened. This one could be worth it just to hear Kyon's commentary on the insanity of trying to fight the fscking moon. And winning anyway.
