Sailor Moon AU Crackfic Challenge.

[Lord Raa]

The challenge is to make something deliciously crack/unjust/lemony (delete as applicable) from this set up:

The Senshi have discovered that a particular male character needs to be "protected from The Big Bad X because he is the linchpin for Crystal Tokyo" in a very Full Metal Panic fashion.

Cue destruction and panty shots.



The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

Let's see some originality here people!

 

[TheWickerMan]

Alrighty then, here are some of my choices:

Minato Sahashi - Sekirei (add in his sekirei's too, for lulz)

Tsukune Aono - Rosario + Vampire

Tenchi Masaki - Tenchi Muyo

Ataru Moroboshi - Urusei Yatsura

Yuuji Kagara - Tona-Gura

Ayasake Hayate - Hayate no Gotoku

maybe those will help.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I'll throw in my vote for Keitaro Urashima and/or Negi Springfield.

As for Tenchi, can you seriously imagine what might happen when Ayeka, Mihoshi and Ryoko find out about this, amongst others.. Can you say, "Bloodbath"?

 

[cilrais]

Harry Potter and Naruto...

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Too many HP/SM x-overs.

 

[MARQUIS DE SADE]

This idea came as a result of drinking a bottle of Reissdorf Kolsch but I was thinking Shinji Ikari.

 

[foesjoe]

The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

So you want Naruto then?

 

[TheWickerMan]

As for Tenchi, can you seriously imagine what might happen when Ayeka, Mihoshi and Ryoko find out about this, amongst others.. Can you say, "Bloodbath"?

And that's it should be be done, massive lawls.

As far as Naruto goes, well, it doesn't go, Raa is very adamant on his hate for that series.

 

[biigoh]

May I suggest an 'ordinary' person in the shape of Aotsuki Ushio. :lol:

Yes... it's VERY old school.

 

[Lord Raa]

The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

So you want Naruto then?

I want that in the same way you will be supporting Stuttgart in the 2008/9 Bundesliga because Jens Lehmann is playing for them.

 

[InternetLOL]

This idea came as a result of drinking a bottle of Reissdorf Kolsch but I was thinking Shinji Ikari.

Damnit, I was gonna suggest that.

+1 to Negi Springfield also.

 

[Dumbledork]

The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

So you want Naruto then?

I want that in the same way you will be supporting Stuttgart in the 2008/9 Bundesliga because Jens Lehmann is playing for them.

t:

Yay, let's talk about football (no, I don't use the word 'soccer'). I'm a big Bundesliga fan.

Does it have to be an anime character? How about Hellboy?

 

[Elvarein]

Seriously, you all missed the perfect person for this, which is funny since Lord Raa already mentioned his name.

Sagara Sousuke.

Mr Im-not-paranoid-just-careful would be a perfect fit for the situation. All of a sudden, there is evidence that someone is out to do something to him (even if its just protecting him). Especially if its the girls, who are... probably not really good at this. To everyone else (ie Kaname, Kurtz, Mao, Tessa) they are just harmless fangirl stalker types. To Sousuke however....

In addition, I wonder what Kaname and Tessa will do to protect their property ^_^. Would it alert Mithril to the existence of the Senshi? Or do they know already? Or is Setsuna one of the higher ups in Mithril?

Loads of fun for us.

Poor Sosuke, I knew him well.

 

[Dumbledork]

I have the perfect choice: Kyon from 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya'. Now that would be sweet. The senshi trying to defend Kyone from Haruhi.

 

[Ordieth117]

I was thinking someone maybe the girls don't like; like a pervert of some kind. Can't think of any names though. Maybe one of the ways they have to save him is to give in to some of his perverted urges too.

 

[Lord Raa]

The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

So you want Naruto then?

I want that in the same way you will be supporting Stuttgart in the 2008/9 Bundesliga because Jens Lehmann is playing for them.

t:

Yay, let's talk about football (no, I don't use the word 'soccer'). I'm a big Bundesliga fan.

Does it have to be an anime character? How about Hellboy?

It doesn't have to be an anime character.

 

[Dumbledork]

I was thinking someone maybe the girls don't like; like a pervert of some kind. Can't think of any names though. Maybe one of the ways they have to save him is to give in to some of his perverted urges too.

Ataru Moroboshi has been mentioned earlier.

 

[TheWickerMan]

The only stipulation is that it can't be a character from Ranma ?.

So you want Naruto then?

I want that in the same way you will be supporting Stuttgart in the 2008/9 Bundesliga because Jens Lehmann is playing for them.

t:

Yay, let's talk about football (no, I don't use the word 'soccer'). I'm a big Bundesliga fan.

Does it have to be an anime character? How about Hellboy?

It doesn't have to be an anime character.

Really now? OK then.

Gregory House/James Wilson

Gordon Ramsay

Jeremy Clarkson/James May/Richard Hammond

Macgyver

Simon Pegg and Nick Forst (either shaun of the dead for hot fuzz characters)

 

[foesjoe]

It doesn't have to be an anime character.

Oh, how about this:

The Sailor Senshi have to defend a certain manager from drunken and very angry English football fans.

His name?

Steve McClaren

 

[Luthorne]

I'd toss in a vote for Sousuke Sagara as well. Though, I'd like to see a Sailor Moon/Mahou Sensei Negima crossover just on general principles, sometime...one where Negi keeps his crew, though I do like Black Dragon's AA chain with the Ranma Half, Mahou Sensei Negima, Full Metal Panic, and Sailor Moon cross...

...at any rate. Couple other votes would be for:

Seiichiro Kitano, from Angel Densetsu ("She said protect him, not purify him!" "...but...but...he's gotta be a youma!")

Banjou Kizaki, from Ann Cassandra ("That man is trying to change destiny...even the destiny of his own death! He must not die before the appointed time!")

Rito Yuuki from to-LOVE-ru ("The relationship he is forging between humanity and alien races...must be allowed to progress, if Crystal Tokyo is to come about!")

Tsunayoshi Sawada, from Katekyou Hitman Reborn ("As much as it pains me to admit it...that boy must ascend to become the leader of the Vongola...or else, disaster shall come!")

Rikuo Nura, from Nurarihyon no Mago ("As much as I despise the reality of it, youkai will always lurk amongst humanity...to create a unified world, that man, despite his yokai blood...we'll need to work with him.")

 

[Lord Raa]

I have decided to throw in a couple more suggestions for people to consider.



Cobra - Space Adventure Cobra. A stretch, I know but I did say that this is AU.


Spider Jerusalem - Transmetropolitan. Because having the Senshi follow around Magical Truth Saying Bastard Spidey is awesome.


Arsene Lupin the 3rd - Lupin the 3rd. But how can fighting for love and justice involve helping the world's greatest thief?


Char Aznable - UC Gundam. Do I need to explain?


Any member of the Getter Team - Getter Robo. Pick an incarnation of the Getter Team, the more insane the better


Roger Smith - The Big O.

Dorothy: You are a louse, Roger Smith.
Roger: Hey, it's not like I asked for scantily clad groupies to follow me around.


And finally for this update something that doesn't need any explanation: Eikichi Onizuka - GTO.

 

[fitzgerald]

My suggestion....


Uryu Ishida from Bleach.


Danny Fenton from Danny Phantom


and for sheer What the F*Ck


Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth


Ciao

 

[Rubel]

Oh man the rofls this challenge could bring about. But how about some other non anime choices.

Mr. Dresden of the Dresden Files

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Snake Plisken

or Ash of Army of Darkness.

Hell any character Bruce Campbell has played would probably be pretty interesting.

 

[drakensis]

Zero (Code Geass) and not Lelouch, just Zero, since that provides secret identity hijinks

Yuuno (Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha) for overloaded magical girl goodness. Plus Nanoha would probably be a good influence on the Senshi.

Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic) since him protecting Kaname while being 'protected' by a bunch of senshi would be chaos cubed.

Dan Dare (Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future) because a thirty year old space explorer really needs teenage fangirls.

 

[dogbertcarroll]

Keitaro Urashima works best. Using a lot of the other characters requires either blending some strange worlds or mutating characters into OCs.