Nasuverse Servant's that never were and never will be

[Xzar]

Name: Sarevok Anchev
Class: Saber
Weapon: Two-handed Sword

Strenght: A+
Endurance: A+
Agility: C
Mana: D
Luck: D
Charisma: A
Alignment; Chaotic Evil

Skills:

Expert Killer/Master of Murder: As a Child of Bhaal, Sarevok has a natural instinct on how to best slaughter his enemies.

Blade Master: Complete mastery of one weapon (Two-handed Sword).

Expert Manipulator/Tounge of Silver: Sarevok is an expert at manipulation and sowing seeds of distrust among allies, He can easily deflect his enemies attention from himself to each other.

Noble Phantasm(s):

Sword of Chaos: When using this sword fighting Servants of Lawful Alignment they will take extra damage for each hit scored against them.

Sarevoks Armor: Sarevok can not be effected by any sort of magic under A class while wearing his armour. However this comes at a great cost, as when he wears his armour His Charisma is set to E- and no one will Belive a word that comes from his mouth. It also sets his Agility to E-.

 

[yog]

And now something for which I would probabply be either banned, or, at least, ridiculed:
servant Caster - Jesus Christ.
Or servant lancer - Mohammad.

 

[yojorocks]

servant Caster - Jesus Christ.

Oh man, the lulz. I'm going to hell for this.


Servant: Jesus Christ
Class: Caster
Weapon: N/A

Strength: E
Endurance: E
Agility: E
Mana: A++
Luck: A
Charisma: A++
Alignment: Lawful Good

Skills:

Creation: Can create food from aether or change its form. Can create prana.

True Necromancy: Can raise the dead to true life. Can exorcise any soul, including Heroic Spirits.

Noble Phantasms:

Son of GOD: If killed, can resurrect instead of returning to the Throne of God. Immune to Command Spells.

Reality Marble: Miracle: Can make any conceivable selfless action reality as long as it is beneficial to another person and follows His own moral set. Cannot be overwritten by another Reality Marble.


For all intents and purposes, treat this Caster's physical stats as a regular, in reasonable shape human.

The plus side: He could charm pretty much anyone to your side, and He'd forgive just about any action you would take, and he could beat anything if he wanted to.
The down side: Zero control for the 'master'. Good luck trying to get him to fight.

 

[Prince Charon]

The thing is, the only way a Master could get him, is if he 'fit' that Master, I would think. Anyone unsuited would fail, or JC would walk away, and pick someone deserving, from his perspective.

Imagine that Shirou gets him. I'm pretty sure Rin is at least nominally christian, so imagine her reaction.

Imagine Kirei's reaction. Would he report this to the church?

 

[Cherry_lover]

The thing is, the only way a Master could get him, is if he 'fit' that Master, I would think. Anyone unsuited would fail, or JC would walk away, and pick someone deserving, from his perspective.

Well, unless you had a catalyst, you could only get him if you were a personality match, and any evil person who intentionally summons Jesus Christ deserves everything they damn well get....

Imagine that Shirou gets him.

Well, Shirou is just about the only master who could actually use him (because Shirou's intentions are entirely pure), so he'd walk the war in a second once Jesus saw what was going on. Prana transfer might be a bit of an issue, though....

I'm pretty sure Rin is at least nominally christian, so imagine her reaction.

I think it's pretty nominal, TBH. She'd probably think of him as any other Heroic Spirit.

Imagine Kirei's reaction.? Would he report this to the church?

No, he'd get smited in about ten seconds. Or, at least, Jesus would just walk away from him telling him what a bad priest he was.

Honestly, though, I don't think he'd be that shocked, especially since he'd have had to have used a catalyst (although, then again, he lives in a church, so...), and I very much doubt he'd bother to inform the church that Jesus had shown up. He might point him in their direction and then sit back and laugh, though....

 

[Ragnarock]

Servant Jesus
Noble Phantasm: Holy Grail lol
Rank EX
===
Servant: Lucifer
Class: Avenger
Weapon: N/A

Strength: A
Endurance: A
Agility: C+
Mana: A++
Luck: E-
Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Skills:


Necromancy: Can raise the dead to life. Can exorcise any soul, including Heroic Spirits. Any sould summoned via this skill is bound for eternity to the Prince of Darkness (sorry for stealing this)

Noble Phantasms:

Prince of Darkness - Ruler of the dead: Only holy attacks of the highest rank can kill Lucifer. Every other attack is brushed off.

Army of Hades: Anti-Army: EX
Summons a reality marble that brings forth the demons wretches of the darkness. Every conquerer, every evil spirt, every atheist, every monstrous existence is spewn forth from this hole of chaos.

Apocalypse: Anti-Existence: EX
Summons the apocalypse, brings forth armageddon bringing all life as we know it to an end.


Someone who is fucked up so badly personality wise they could summon Lucifer. . .who else but Shinji!

= = = =

"I have summoned the prince of darkness! BWHAHAAH!!!"

"Unbelievable!"

Zouken looked with utter shock as his worthless son, the one who has no circuits managed to summon a high ranking spirit.

"WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW GRANDPA!? WHO'S WORTHLESS NOW!" The boy laughs and laughs at his grandfather, now that he has attained power, he was unstoppable.

"LUCIFER INCINERATE THAT FILTH!"

The gigantic form moves, shaking the very earth. It opens of it's six mouths sending high pitched screams of death and horror throughout the planet and in an instant, Zouken and everything within 50 miles from him, is instantly incinerted in black flame.

The flame burns through rock, steel, skin and earth. The flame spreads over and over and over, creating a scene of carnage and devastation within seconds.

Shinji now longer mantains his sanity. He claws his face as he laughs as a mad man. The pain across his face does not stop him from slashing his handsome features.

But what man can stay sane when he controls such power!

He laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs.

His mind snaps.

"Lucifer! Use it! Use armageddon!"

VERMIN

"Huh?" He looks ahead and sees a streak of lightning, "Tch, Rider? Just squish that bug!"

The six massive hands extend,but only one of them shoots forward at incredibly speed towards the white light.

He misses her completely.

Another hand extends, but not towards Rider. It extends towards empty space, where it rips a hole through the time-space continum. he thrusts his fist through the hole and it remerges directly behind Rider. He grabs her and pulls her towards his Master.

An order is given and Rider's remains are splattered all across the floor, from a hundred and twenty feet above the ground.

Shinji runs his fingers through his hair.

"Lucifer, use Armageddon."

The six mouths open from them emerge thousands upon thousands of demons, they rip and shred Shinji to nothingness before continuing the hunt on the other species of mankind.

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. . . . my first experience writing a what-if short, lol.

edit:

Do you guys know the feeling of when you write something that you think is 'epic' only to return another day and find it ridiculous? Yeah, I really hate when that happens. ^

 

[yog]

About mana transfer for Jesus - true resurrection on himself => not a spirit, truly alive => doesn't need mana transfer.
In the heretical theme...
Servan Archer - Zoroaster
Servan Caster - Jesus Christ
Servant Lancer - Mohammad

And yes, noble phantasm Holy Grail is an interesting idea. And because it is too gamebreaking, let's say that it requires willing sacrifice (of Jesus's master) to work. No need to win the war, just kill yourself.
Also, he HAS to have
Noble phantasm
rank - EX
"redemtion of sins"
By the way of willing self-sacrifice Jesus can redeem the sins of humanity, destroying all corruption everywhere.

 

[Ragnarock]

Also, he HAS to have
Noble phantasm
rank - EX
"redemtion of sins"
By the way of willing self-sacrifice Jesus can redeem the sins of humanity, destroying all corruption everywhere.

Prince of Darkness - Ruler of the dead: Only holy attacks of the highest rank can kill Lucifer. Every other attack is brushed off.

Army of Hades: Anti-Army: EX
Summons a reality marble that brings forth the demons wretches of the darkness. Every conquerer, every evil spirt, every atheist, every monstrous existence is spewn forth from this hole of chaos.

Apocalypse: Anti-Existence: EX
Summons the apocalypse, brings forth armageddon bringing all life as we know it to an end.

That pretty much fucks up all the skills Lucifer has. Oh well, nothing beats God after all.

And yes, noble phantasm Holy Grail is an interesting idea. And because it is too gamebreaking, let's say that it requires willing sacrifice (of Jesus's master) to work. No need to win the war, just kill yourself.

Excalibur is Game breaking yet Saber has it. Ea is game breaking yet Girugamesh has it. NP = symbol of a hero. The holy Grail was the last cup used by Jesus so if someone summons Jesus, he has the Grail by default therefore winning by default because Jesus is that awesome. (imo at least)

 

[Jorlem]

<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Joshua Norton</a>, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.

I honestly can't figure out what class should be. Berserker seems close, but its the wrong type of madness. Any ideas?

 

[yog]

Saber because he had a saber.

 

[Jorlem]

*Facepalms*
How did I miss that picture? Gah!

 

[toraneko]

Ea is game breaking yet Girugamesh has it.

<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girugamesh' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>No they don't.</a>

 

[Xzar]

Servant Caster: Randall Flagg

 

[Moraglar]

How about:

Servant Assassin: Bhaal, the mortal who earned godhood and the title Lord of Murder.

Servant Caster: Irenicus would be interesting, and how about Vecna?

Servant Saber: Drizzt. Someone had to mention him...

 

[Prince Charon]

Servant Caster: Mikasa Mikoto. In addition to her most well known Noble Phantasm, Railgun, has a powerful Anti-Army NP: 10,000 Little Sisters.

Someone with a better understanding of the mechanics of the game would be needed, if you want a proper writeup.

 

[Wintermute]

Servant Assassin: Chiun, Master of Sinanju

 

[ttestagr]

The last Heroic Spirit before the modern world made them improbable.

Servant Rider...


Theodore Roosevelt!

Discuss!

 

[Shiakou]

Servant Caster: Mikasa Mikoto.á In addition to her most well known Noble Phantasm, Railgun, has a powerful Anti-Army NP: 10,000 Little Sisters.

Someone with a better understanding of the mechanics of the game would be needed, if you want a proper writeup.

I disagree. The Ten Thousand Sisters form Touma's army, not Mikoto's.

The original Mikoto instead has a condition to her summoning; any successful summoning of The Railgun will also summon The Black Child (aka Kuroko) as a lesser Servant.

 

[Prince Charon]

Servant Caster: Mikasa Mikoto.á In addition to her most well known Noble Phantasm, Railgun, has a powerful Anti-Army NP: 10,000 Little Sisters.

Someone with a better understanding of the mechanics of the game would be needed, if you want a proper writeup.

I disagree. The Ten Thousand Sisters form Touma's army, not Mikoto's.

The original Mikoto instead has a condition to her summoning; any successful summoning of The Railgun will also summon The Black Child (aka Kuroko) as a lesser Servant.

The problem with Touma being a Servant is that he's the holder of Imagine Breaker, which would neutralize any body the Holy Grail tried to create for him. Likewise, he could neither make a contract with Alaya, nor join the Throne of Heroes, for the same reason. Also, while they are in Touma's harem, they're still Mikoto's little sisters.

Kuroko always following Mikoto, OTOH, makes perfect sense.

 

[bissek]

Servant Assassin: Emiya Kirigitsu

 

[The Vale]

Theodore Roosevelt:

When I saw this my first thought was

NP=Independance Speech
Break the bond between servant and master/make the servant revolt against the master, forcing them to use command seals to overpower the effect.

 

[He-who-voted-for-Kodos]

Servant Caster: Asakura Hao, the King of Shamans

Noble Phantasm: Spirit of Fire, which grows stronger by eating other spirits. Imagine what happens if it eats Berserker.

And the most interesting point, I think, is that Hao, by the end, had fused with the Great Spirit, the total sum of all spirits of the world, and retained control. So whose to say he couldn't manage a similar feat with the Holy Grail?

 

[yog]

Servant Rider - Stanley Tweedle
Servant Assasin - Kai
Servant Berserker - Zev

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Saber: Wang Fire - NP Manly Fist!
Rider: Roosevelt - NP Moose
Lancer: Alucard - NP Mass Impaling
Archer: Jack Rakan - NP Swordspam
Caster: Tesla - NP 'Peace' Ray
Berzerker: Yuuno Gasai - NP Future sight
Assassin: Golgo 13 - NP Gun
Avenger: The goddamn Batman - NP Bat gadgets
Broken: Chuck Norris - NP Roundhouse kick (instant win)

 

[Ura Mamoru]

I know that Negi Springfield is an obvious Caster (and has been listed before, in fact).

Exactly how many classes could he fill, anyways?

Caster (Again, the obvious class for a mage)
Berserker (Magia Erebea - especially not nice given that berserk-Negi can still cast spells while berserk!)
Lancer? (Spear of God - Titan Slayer + Double Vigor of Heavenly Thunder)
Archer? (Magic Archery is fun)
Saber? (Probably stretching here, but he does have the Sword of the Executioner spell now, and he is supposed to be a Magic Swordsman-type)


I don't think the staff qualifies as a mount for him to be Rider though.
As for Assassin, I can't come up with anything that would make Negi suited for Assassin.