"Hanatarou-kun...?" came the sickly Captain's voice, hoarse from all the medicine she had taken. The Seventh Seated Officer immediately took notice, "How are... Kisuke-san and his crew handling things?" she weakly managed. Hanatarou smiled in reassurance.
He set down the damp towel into the basin, wringing it of any excess.
"Ah, Urahara and the others have taken over the duties quite well, Captain." he placed the towel upon her forehead, "Or, anyway... as well as things can be." he sighed slightly.
It was quiet, for a while as Hanatarou observed his Captain.
"Ichigo-san does things very differently!" the young Medic suddenly exclaimed, to Retsu's mild shock, "He leaves his paperwork all over the desk and insists it's his filing system!"
She twitched.
He leaves a mess?
"And whenever someone comes in for a check up he just disappears if it's his turn! Ishida-san and Yasutora-san have had to fill in for him dozens of times!"
She twitched some more.
He skips clinic hours?
"A - And he speaks very rudely to everyone! I - It's like - like the boss of some delinquent-filled high school!"
Another twitch.
He's shown attitude... to my subordinates?
"B - But that's not the worst part!" Unohana braced herself for Hanatarou's oncoming blow, "Yamamoto-Soutaichou wants to make him part of the Fourth Division's Command Chain!"
Unohana's eyes widened.
Oh no. If Kurosaki-san and his swagger made it through to her delicate division... especially with the Captain-General's approval, there'd be no end to the chaos! She'd have crying nurses, lawsuits of malpractice, broken confidence from the newcomers... not to mention the clinic hours lost! No, no! She was a Healer and she would prevent this... this travesty from taking place. She'd get better and scoot the little rascal away from her lovely Division if it was the last thing she'd do!
"But he did do something good, though!" Hanatarou admitted with a smile.
"Oh?"
"Yeah, he cut down that ugly ginko tree on the front lawn."
Unohana screamed.
