Akamatsuverse So, What Now, Genius?!

Zenithos

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#1
So What now, Genius?!
by Zenithos

This fic was written as a reply to one of the challenge game thread's entries. I've been wrestling with writer's block for the past couple of weeks (I can't seem to churn out any more chapters of Forevermore or Sister Princess. What's wrong with me?!) and so I've tried my hand at a number of different ideas and even ventured out into unknown waters such as the FSN fandom and the Negima fandom. This is just another attempt.

btw, this was moved from the challenge game responses thread as I just got a bit more done and I thought it would be more appropriate to post it here.

Title suggested by Toraneko, idea suggested by Frank Cadena

I've altered the idea a bit to involve all the Hinata Sou tenants save Naru (for boosted effect). Right now, I have yet to make a decision on whether or not to involve Kanako. Otherwise, I've got most of the fic planned out already...err...more or less...

Here I go!

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ôUhhhà.ö The Hinata SouÆs quietest tenant moaned quietly as she gently wiped her mouth with the sleeve of her cabot 13 routine anorak. A pale, fraught face peered back out of the mirror in front of her. She barely recognized herself. A few tears brimmed at the edges of her eyes as she contemplated all the possible repercussions of her plight.

WhatÆs worse, Haruka-san was already showing signs of suspicion. She probably knew alreadyà.

ôSempai, what am I to do?ö She clutched her head and sunk to the edge of the sink.

Suicide was an optionàat least it would mean less trouble for her sempaià

She peeked back up over the sink and into her reflection. But could she manage something thatà.horrific?

She sighed and chuckled lightly, gently drying her tears with her shivering hands. She knew it wasnÆt possible. No, she didnÆt have the nerve.

Besides, she canÆt take the young life she was now carrying with her. No. It deserved a chance. There was only one option left. She sunk lower and started sobbing.

She would have to leave her sempaià.

She would have to leave the Hinata Souà.

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ôDamn ità.damn ità.DAMN IT!ö The Hinata SouÆs resident drunkard cursed as she threw yet another liquor bottle at the wall, causing it to burst into a shower of shimmering white shards over her coffee table, on which lay a number of pregnancy testers. She wobbled a bit before succumbing to her dizziness and nausea and slumping backwards onto her sofa ôDamn ità.ö She groaned weakly, slapping a hand over her eyes.

ôIf youÆre so desperate to prove you exist, bring it on!ö The lean-on atheist screamed up at the ceiling, before breaking down into sobs. ôà.I canÆtàI just canÆtànot alone, not like thisà.ö She leaned forwards and cradled her head in her arms. ôNoà.ö

She hated being sober. It was like staring into hell with her eyes taped open.

But why hadnÆt she just drunk? The room was filled to the bursting with all her favourite booze. Why though, hasnÆt she just topper herself up to escape her misery?

Hey, maybe if she drank enough she could ædrownÆ the æproblemÆ and her case would be solved in a snap.

No. She hugged her knees and sobbed into her jeans. No. She canÆt do that. That was the reason she couldnÆt take a sip of alcohol in the first place. She slammed her head repeatedly into her thighs, each time cursing herself for even being capable of such a thought. Even the idea of having an abortion had occurred to her.

How much lower could she fall?

Besides, it was alcohol that had started allàthisà.

And Haruka had just recently explicitly asked her to cut back on the alcoholàeven to the point of banning it outright. Why the older Urashima had made such a strange rule eludedà.waità.

Haruka knowsà.

The revelation hit her like an express train, there to finish the job where the mobsters hadnÆt. She was finished, utterly and completely.

Oneà.just one! It was just the one night she had carelessly forgotten to use protectionà.why, oh why?!

And how on earth did she get that drunk in the first place?!

Oh well, the past is past. What now?

She knew there were aids out there for single mothers. Perhaps it was time for her to move on from this stationary point in her life. She had been planning to go out and do something worthwhile with her life anyway. All she needed was the incentive.

Heck, what an incentiveà

She sighed, wiping aside her tears before slapping herself in the face. Yes, there was plenty she could do.

Now what about the deed-doer?

àThis would make a rather nice source of blackmail. She could even take it to court and demand compensation and support! YES!

No. Mitsune chuckled to herself and sighed. No. The boy had enough problems in his life as it is. Besides, it wasnÆt his fault, she understood that.

If anything, it was hers.

Though at the moment sheÆd give anything just to give him one last punch, just one.

She turned around and looked over her room. ôMight as well get startedà.this stuff isnÆt going to pack itselfàö She smiled a rather sad, yet optimistic smile as she cracked her knuckles.

Nowàwhere to start?

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ôKeitaro?ö A rather annoyed voice called out to him. ôKeitaroà?ö a hand waved right in front of his face, barely brushing his nose. Then there was a brief silent before the voice repeated, just a little louder, ôKEITARO!ö

ôHuh? What?ö Keitaro half-gasped as he was roughly snapped out of his reverie. ôOh, s-sorry, N-Narusegawa.ö He stuttered nervously, just barely stopping himself from falling backwards from the shock with the support of one hand.

ôKeitaro, youÆve been zoning out a tad bit more often of late.ö The bespectacled brunette remarked, sitting back down before her textbooks. ôItÆs no good. The exams are coming soon. We canÆt afford to lose focus at critical times like these.ö She warned, pushing up her glasses up the bridge of her nose in her usual superior way. ôIsnÆt that right, Mutsumi-san?ö She looked around at the Okinawan lady sitting beside her in the kotatsu. ôMutsumi-san?ö

Naru canÆt help but sigh and shake her head in frustration as she realized that the Okinawan, though present in body, was perhaps no longer present in spirit. ôMutsumi-san, do you need CPR?ö

Otohime MutsumiÆs face was a glazed mask wearing her trademark perpetually cheerful expression. Naru had a feeling that one flick would cause it to crack and shatter into a shower of cheap porcelain bits. She drew a few short breaths before inhaling deeply. ôOTOHIME MUTSUMI!ö

Naru canÆt help but feel as if she had achieved a rather miraculous feat of necromancy as life slowly flooded back into the OkinawanÆs face. She frowned slightly, though still smiling, as if trying to process the rather loud voice that had just assaulted her eardrums.

The thought process finally ended with a rather quiet ôAra?ö

Keitaro did his best to hide behind his textbooks. There was no way in the world he could look into MutsumiÆs eyes. No, he canÆt. He just canÆt.
 

Zenithos

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#3
I want to know how you got Keitaro and Shinobu together.
Well, the fic idea is really quite simple. If you want a little spoiler...

Basically, they all got drunk about 3 weeks before and....things happened. Plenty of opportunities for a big harem lemon fest, but unfortunately I don't do lemons.
....Should I expand on the idea a bit to add depth to the story or is it fine as it is?
 

Innortal

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#4
Plus how the other girls start noticing their situations. You still have Su, Motoko, and when Mutsumi found out, as well as how much Haruka really knows, and if she is going to stop them from leaving.
 

Zenithos

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#5
Plus how the other girls start noticing their situations. You still have Su, Motoko, and when Mutsumi found out, as well as how much Haruka really knows, and if she is going to stop them from leaving.
No worries. That's already on my to-do-list :p .

Though my plans for Suu is sketchy at best. She's just too carefree to worry about a little nausea or her period, except if it starts to ruin her appetite. I'll get around to that. No worries.
 

Innortal

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#6
I can see her upset that she can't stand bananas anymore.

Is this going to include Kanako? And was Naru also bedded?
 

ttestagr

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#7
Does Haruka know because she's suffering from the same bug ^^

And is this your idea where everyone but Naru is included?
 

Zenithos

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#8
Yay! I'm currently today's top poster, at 21 posts. Actually, I don't know whether to be happy or to be sad. :snigger:

I have no idea whether or not I'm going to include Kanako. Suggestions? And no, Naru wasn't bedded. She's the only one who wasn't and I'm really looking forwards to writing the part where she learns that she was singled out. Would she feel relieved or would she feel...jelous?

As for Haruka...err...I don't do incest ^_^;

Though I would still consider Kanako as technically speaking it doesn't count as incest.
 

Innortal

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#9
Alcohol seemed to play a part for Mitsune, and we never were given any clues for what occurred for Shinobu's nailing him.

So maybe some party for school (I think Kanako is still in HS, or maybe she joined when she started staying in Hinatasou) where she dragged her brother along for, things happened, and wham!
 

Voivod

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#10
If you don't include Kanako I shall personally rip out your spleen and slap you upside the head with it. Repeatedly. Why the spleen? Simple, you can still write without your spleen.

away from that macabre train of thought, It was a great start. I particularly enjoyed Kitsune's part. Now it is time to start the call for

MOAR!!!
 

AWJ

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#11
Zenithos said:
Should I expand on the idea a bit to add depth to the story or is it fine as it is?
Yes. Very yes. A pregnancy story without even a hint of smut is like a hangover without the drinking.
 

Frank Cadena

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#12
I finally got to reading this thread today cos I was so swamped with work I could only browse the past few log-ons and I must say "Good job!" Kitsune's thoughts... Shinobu's thoughts... Wondering how Suu, Motoko and Mutsumi would think about their predicament...

Actually I originally used Mutsumi and Kitsune was because both of them like to drink and can actually drink a lot of people under the table. The scene in my head when I had the idea originally was that Kei, Mutsumi and Kitsune were out having a good time (passed the Toudai exam? Something good happened? Or as a friend would say "Do you really need a reason to drink?") and somehow a drinking game happened and the three of them got smashed and the rest is history...

Now I'm really intrigued with how you are going to pull off getting Shinobu, Motoko and Suu into it. I think everyone will agree with me when I say "MOAR!"
 
#13
Frank Cadena said:
I finally got to reading this thread today cos I was so swamped with work I could only browse the past few log-ons...
It's good to see someone in the same time zone, Frank. Hope to see more from you. It looks like internet service in the region is recovering from that quake.

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If Keitaro was able to knock-up all of them in just one night (heck, even just Shinobu, Mutsumi and Kitsune) then it's not just his body that's immortal. Now what would Haruka (Amalla... Tsuruko...) do with the knowledge of his endurance? :p
 

John Tannius

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#14
I was just thinking, women who live together tend to synch up on their menstral cycles, so it is very likely that if Keitaro got one pregnant then they all would be. So that part of the story is very valid! (See fanfiction can be educational!)
 

Innortal

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#16
It was a party thrown by Mitsune to celebrate the fact Keitaro had gone a whole week without peeping, groping, stealing, fondling...

Well, probably not, but she needed an excuse for a party.

And after they were all drunk, he peeped, fondled, groped, stole virginities...
 

GenocideHeart

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#17
Innortal said:
It was a party thrown by Mitsune to celebrate the fact Keitaro had gone a whole week without peeping, groping, stealing, fondling...

Well, probably not, but she needed an excuse for a party.

And after they were all drunk, he peeped, fondled, groped, stole virginities...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

Dubrichius

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#18
Innortal said:
It was a party thrown by Mitsune to celebrate the fact Keitaro had gone a whole week without peeping, groping, stealing, fondling...

Well, probably not, but she needed an excuse for a party.

And after they were all drunk, he peeped, fondled, groped, stole virginities...
*snorts drink out of nose* :snigger: :snigger: :snigger: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

Zenithos

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#19
It was a party thrown by Mitsune to celebrate the fact Keitaro had gone a whole week without peeping, groping, stealing, fondling...

Well, probably not, but she needed an excuse for a party.

And after they were all drunk, he peeped, fondled, groped, stole virginities...
GOLD! SOLID GOLD! :rofl: :snigger: :rofl:

And guess where Naru was at the time? She was off on a one week trip, completing her end of the bargain: To take anger management.

Let's see how effective it is when she gets back. Hope the program came with a warranty :snigger:
 

EagleCeres

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#20
Innortal said:
It was a party thrown by Mitsune to celebrate the fact Keitaro had gone a whole week without peeping, groping, stealing, fondling...

Well, probably not, but she needed an excuse for a party.

And after they were all drunk, he peeped, fondled, groped, stole virginities...
then again... bettween the sake and the lack of Naru punching

the girls, in their (not so lucid but more so honest) minds decided "oh hell, she treats him like crap, and he treats me(us) like gold... it's high time someone did him right!"

given the fact that they all pounced him like a pride of lionesses on an african gazzelle, well... lets just say he was damn up to the challenge considering he was all boozed up to accept :snigger:

now they will have to deal with the consequences... and see how he will react once he finds out

keep up the good work!
 

Innortal

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#21
Probably ended with him taking either Shinobu or Kaolla back to their rooms, thinking he was safe.

He never saw it coming.

Well, he did, but he never saw them jump him...well, never mind.
 

Mereo Flere

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#22
Meh.

Honestly, I prefer the image of being strapped to a table with no way to escape.

Much more deniability on his part then.
 

Innortal

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#23
Shinobu drugging some soup for him, Kaolla creating a stun setting to find out if perverted ronins taste like bananas.
 

division-six

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#24
Hm...considering the Otohime rates of fertility, I wonder how many buns are in the oven.

Keep up the good work.
 

ThreadWeaver

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#25
This promises to be... interesting. I like it.

I was just thinking, women who live together tend to synch up on their menstral cycles, so it is very likely that if Keitaro got one pregnant then they all would be. So that part of the story is very valid! (See fanfiction can be educational!)
Okay, having gone to college and heard the ladies comment on this, I wanna know why the female physiology would do this...

Unless mother nature was EXPECTING a harem. Babies conceived at the same time, birthed at the same time, allowing multiple mothers to share in the duties and lessening jealousy between the females. Or is it mother nature would expect that the guy would only be able to get one pregnant at a time, thus insuring many mothers to care for the child?? Or is it the clan mentality where they all have different men, but spend time around each other, where syncing up would allow all of them to care for the children together?

Either way, that's a freaky tendency for women to do that. I feel for Keitaro. Being around that many hormonally influenced women all at once. Poor guy.
 
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