Naruto Son of The Toad

[holyknight]

the idea is simple...Jiraiya as the Father of Naruto.....not relation to Tsunade or the 4Th....

knowing how he ran behind the skirts.....what says what he don't knocked up a kunoichi 9 months before the Kyuubi attack?


the kunoichi don't says anything....Naruto is born...the hospýtal gets pwned...the mother dies or becomes puree....and after the Sasuke recovering mission, Tsunade gets the clue...from DNA, blood or other things...what Naruto is related to the toad Sannin...


and all hell breaks loose.....

it can gives for comedy...or serious things..

Jiraiya would be...stunned...furious to the supposed mother...with anguish to know what his son suffered all this time, while he was fooling and drinking...

And Naruto?

He would be part a mindwreck...part truly happy...because the Toad Sannin, to that time, he already considered him as the closer thing in this world to a true father...one crazy, part smartass, part sttuborn, and very loyal father, in his own odd style....

it gives food for thought, no?

feel free to use and misuse this idea

 

[Moshulel]

You know, the title you used for this thread definetly gave me an idea:

Naruto as Bunta's son. :snigger:

Just imagine the shock the poor lad's going to have.

 

[Mighty Bob]

You know, the title you used for this thread definetly gave me an idea:

Naruto as Bunta's son. :snigger:

Just imagine the shock the poor lad's going to have.

Would explain his frog wallet and obsession with orange and navy blue clothes.. But who would the poor mother be? :blink:

 

[DhampyrX2]

You know, the title you used for this thread definetly gave me an idea:

Naruto as Bunta's son.? :snigger:

Just imagine the shock the poor lad's going to have.

Would explain his frog wallet and obsession with orange and navy blue clothes.. But who would the poor mother be? :blink:

Someone very limber. And very drunk.

 

[Pirazy]

I was under the impression that some toads are capable of reproducing asexually.. :snigger:

 

[Typhonis]

Anko.... * Runs and hindes*

 

[rootathell]

Ouch, low blow...

but knowing Anko...or at least some of her personaliy

 

[Moshulel]

but knowing Anko...or at least some of her personaliy

True... :snigger:

 

[Typhonis]

Anko is at a party.Jiriya for fun summons Gama Bunta....and he henges into a guy...Anko spots him and drags him away.....

 

[DhampyrX2]

Quit feeding this bunny or I might just get tempted to write it. I have too many things working as it is! :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:

 

[rootathell]

Anko is at a party.Jiriya for fun summons Gama Bunta....and he henges into a guy...Anko spots him and drags him? away.....

...but Gama regaining (oops, retaining, thx typhonis) some of his characteristics (long tongue)

 

[Typhonis]

Don`t you mean retaining? Anyway 9 months later Naruto is used to seal up Kyuubi. When he summons the Frog Boss the first time...Gama realises who the kid actually is... and decides to have some fun with him.

 

[holyknight]

OMFG!!!...i created a monster.... :huh!:

.....Now i have a excuse to get roaring drunk!! :mmm:

 

[Typhonis]

Gama Bunta was bored ...sure the poarty was fun and henging into a human let him attend but...humans were weird to him. Then again to him females and males were distinguishable by smell no need for the odd reproductive lumps that they had...

He shot his tounge out into the glass Jiriya had given him earlier and ate an ice cube. Anko Mitaroshi had seen what he had done and a wiccked smile graced her as she made a bee line too the transformed toad...oh yes mama wanted one of those.

 

[Matdeception]

God.


"Naruto... you are what we, the Mighty Toads, term as a..." Gamabunta pursed his lips, desperatly trying to find a delicate way to say this. After all, it wouldn't do to let the human race know with certantiy just what they had evolved from. 'Bah, I'll just swear him to secrecy! If you can't trust your own son, who can you trust?'

Naruto frowned, eyes closing into slits as he tried to figure out the big question on his mind. 'I know I had Gama-chan before I went to bed last night... and this morning at the ramen stand...'

"Well..." The gigantic frog continued, "... Termed as a failed tadpole."

The blonde haired demon container blinked, "Huh?"

"Yes Naruto." the King of Toads continued, "You are my son! A failed tadpole you may be, you happen to be at just the right age to fullfill an age old pledge between the Toads and Spiders."

Naruto blinked then, as a two puffs of smoke appeared to his right, revealing a rather gigantic spider and a slightly older boy, with four arms. "What the heck?"

The four-armed boy blinked as Naruto came in, sight, before raising a shaking finger in accusation, "The hell! Your not a girl! I can't marry some dumb ass guy!"

The Queen of Spiders eyed the little human blonde with hunger in its numerous eyes, before turning back to glare at the Toad Summon, "This is not acceptable, Bunta-kun! He's not even female!"

Gamabunta blinked, scratching the back of his toad like head curiously, "But... my race can change our genders." he eyed his 'Son' curiously, "His Chakra shows signs he's change genders before, often in fact." a froggy grin popped into place, "I'm sure he wouldn't mind playing the Wife in this little arranged marriage."

Naruto screamed, as all thoughts pertaining to his Sexy-no-jutsu were forcibly burned, buried, and nuked from his mind in order to avoid a fate worse the bloody death.

 

[Israfel]

Hmm, turn the spider thing into a girl (so that we're not feeding the yaoi fangirls here!) and this could actually be passible as an amusing crackfic.

 

[Matdeception]

Ugh. Yaoi.

I was just an amusing thought I had, now that I look back at the whole picture, ugh, no, I'd rather die.

 

[rootathell]

Hm...what was the name if the spider lady from Inu-Yasha again? Kagura?

 

[Typhonis]

use Lolth....Queen of the Demonweb pit. Yes she is from D+D

 

[Moshulel]

Ugh. Yaoi.

I was just an amusing thought I had, now that I look back at the whole picture, ugh, no, I'd rather die.

At least you caught on it on time. Post something like this on ff.net and you'll have the fan girls all over ya.

 

[holyknight]

use Lolth....Queen of the Demonweb pit. Yes she is from D+D

Ellistrae, the daughter of Lolth?

How would work such pairing? :blink: :huh!: :mmm:

 

[Deathwings]

Holyknight...Ellistrae hate Lloth with a passion that rival emo-boy hate for Itachi...and she is not a spider, she was born before Lloth betraye the other elven gods...

 

[Typhonis]

Well.....what if it was someone else? What if Lolth had a daughter later?

 

[H-Man]

Please, if we're going with spiders... get the Earth Spider Clan from Otogi.

 

[Moshulel]

Well.....what if it was someone else? What if Lolth had a daughter later?

I don't think anyone would be foolish enough to risk that... we all know what happens to most of the male spiders...