Naruto Sub-Plot Thread

[seitora]

No. I'm a girl.

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Whaddya mean April's Fools was yesterday?

 

[half baked cat]

Still possible to castrate a girl. Just takes a bit different work. Usually more pain and fire.

 

[seitora]

What a horrible topic of discussion to go down.

 

[half baked cat]

And off topic (unless we start talking about including it as a sub-plot).

So, to go back on topic:

Have the other ninja feeling pity for the snakes, while the snakes actually enjoy them and have taught the art to Anko(Toads->Yakuza, Slugs->Drugs, Snake->High Class and Mature) for maximum hilarity

I do enjoy this idea. Why not continue the path and see what sort of things some of the other summons would teach? Dogs, monkeys, crows, platypi, tapir, salamander, turtles, ninja, bats...

 

[seitora]

You'll learn quickly enough that on TFF, we laugh at the absurd idea of pointing out a thread going off-topic. Compared to real threadjacks, that was nothing.



...I think the Salamanders would teach how to appear smug. I dunno, Salamander summons just sound to me like they would be epicly smug all the time when they appear.

 

[half baked cat]

Meh, I figured it was a minor diversion. I just have enough ADD that I don't need to spread it more.

Turtles I could see teaching how to live out of your own clothes. Keep a tea set in there.

 

[ankokudaishogun]

Kakashi's dog summons were actually taught by Kakashi himself, IIRC.