Akamatsuverse Tender Loving Care

[Israfel]

You're beginning to remind me of someone I know with this stubborn refusal to see the point I'm trying to make

Was that a shot at me?

It's not like a maths problem where 2+2=4.

Actually, 2+2 can equal 5, in the case of extremely large values of 2. You get a cookie if you understand this.

 

[EagleCeres]

Because I'm a tease, here's a preview from the next part of this fic:

ôMy medical recommendation is that he gives you a thorough spanking.ö

Once again, a shocked silence filled the room. Keitaro quickly put a hand to his nose to stop the blood from visibly running; maybe, just maybe if he was very quiet and didn't make any sudden movements, he'd be able to get out of here alive before the girls killed him for being a pervert.

Su suddenly leapt to her feet and began waving her hand in the air, as though she were in school.

"Yes, Su-san?" asked Dr. Hikari, nodding at the younger girl.

"Which 'he'?" asked Su, "Keitaro? Or Naru's daddy?"

"Urashima-san, of course," Dr. Hikari almost rolled her eyes at the inane question, but paused, and then added as an afterthought, "though it would probably help if she called him 'Daddy' while he was doing it."

hmmm... i wonder if Kei would feel empowered to say "who's your daddy?" :snigger:

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

It's not like a maths problem where 2+2=4.

Actually, 2+2 can equal 5, in the case of extremely large values of 2. You get a cookie if you understand this.

Uh... something to do with decimals or fractions? *flunked freshman math*

 

[Moshulel]

"Urashima-san, of course," Dr. Hikari almost rolled her eyes at the inane question, but paused, and then added as an afterthought, "though it would probably help if she called him 'Daddy' while he was doing it."

:snigger:

Now you made us even more eager for the second chapter...

By the way, i think we need to develop an antidote to teasevites.

hmmm... i wonder if Kei would feel empowered to say "who's your daddy?" asd.gif

:rofl: That would be priceles to see.

Actually, 2+2 can equal 5, in the case of extremely large values of 2. You get a cookie if you understand this.

Orwell, 1984. Synergy. Approximation.

That does make any sense?

 

[Pirazy]

funniest shit I've read in ages, hopefully there will be a ch.2..

 

[Israfel]

Orwell, 1984.

No, but good connection.

Uh... something to do with decimals or fractions? *flunked freshman math*

Uh, hehe, definitely not, but then again I didn't do so great at freshman mathematics (geometry) either.

Synergy. Approximation.

There you go, we have a winner, someone knows their higher math skills.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Freshman mathmatics is geometry where you live? Shit. It's basic algebra down here.

 

[Antimatter]

Once had a professor show us that 2+2=5 with excel. Basically, it was set to not round, and to not show decimal places.

Freshman mathmatics is geometry where you live? Shit. It's basic algebra down here.

indeed. In highschool, freshmen math was Alg I, sophmore was Geometry, and jr was Alg 2.

 

[Israfel]

Freshman mathmatics is geometry where you live? Shit. It's basic algebra down here.

It is here as well, I just had the smart kid schedule so all my classes were a year ahead of where everybody else was, hence me knowing tons of juniors and seniors my freshmen year.

Once had a professor show us that 2+2=5 with excel. Basically, it was set to not round, and to not show decimal places.

Yah, that sounds about right, it's something you generally get into in Pre-Calc or Calc.

 

[toraneko]

Freshman mathmatics is geometry where you live? Shit. It's basic algebra down here.

It is here as well, I just had the smart kid schedule so all my classes were a year ahead of where everybody else was, hence me knowing tons of juniors and seniors my freshmen year.

Shit, I had that kind of thing for English. Took Eng I my first year, Eng II and III my sophomore year, and Eng IV my junior year.
This was a good decision, because English (believe it or not) was my weakest subject, so with a core credit out of the way, my senior year was a cakewalk. ^_^