TFF: Anti-Yaoi Brigade OOC Thread

#2
Does anyone want to work with me for a couple of posts? Perhaps with me as an Arty spotter, sniping enemy officers as the shells rain down...
 

byakuryuu

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#3
Ano-sa, Cyberscythe-san, what is it with this OOC thread kitte kure na?

:sweat:

Well, anyway. I think that I'm going to start a formal noveliation, publishing every Monday for the TFF Yaoi Wars. But, meh, that's just my version. Expect SOME changes to your roles in the war, but no deviation from your mainstream preference. Don't worry. The only major qualms, though, and a very MAJOR qualm, is...

Not any people are going to be introduced the first couple of weeks. It's going to be centred on General Anti Assasinguy and his crew and fleet getting prepared for their first assignment in the Lurker Firewall. The first few light episodes in the first volume, Conflict feature background to the war, Kishimoto's fall from grace, the defeat of Kubo and the Escape of Hawk and the corruption of the FFnet Gods and Council.

So far, I have 2 volumes being written: Prologue:Conflict and Volume 01:Warcry.

Also, it'd be super sweet if someone would alert Hawk for his participation within the wars? The President needs some screen time too, ya know.

General Assasinguy,

Over and out.
 

Cyberscythe195

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#4
Neh, was what I did bad. I just wanted to clear the thread since its randomly awesome, comments, then awesome. I thought this would help much like it has in the others. If I pissed off anyone, gomen nasai.

I'd work with you David, but two snipers don't do good. Unless, you want two snipers. We still need a spotter though.

A novelization would be freakin awesome dattebayo!
 

Cyberscythe195

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#6
Too bad, I'm not in the front lines. I'll be forced in once the going gets tough since I really have a lot of downtime between missions in order to decrease the chances of COAS identities being identified which gives me leeway to do whatever I want.

I'll see how fast I can wrap up the mission. I'm off to kill the universe's greatest trap. Unlike my avatar, we know what a trap really is though. Hehe.
 

byakuryuu

Well-Known Member
#8
David Alan Abramczyk said:
Thinking of, want to double-team a Bishi Prince later on?
I'm kinda having my hands full at the moment hunting down a Marysue, however, if you would like a bingo list of well-known Princes:

Uchiha Sasuke
Alan Schezar
Duo Maxwell
Ginji Amano
Legato
Sohma Yuki
Itsuki Koizumi

...Please Await further transmission.

Please be warned: All bishis have enough capacity to take out at least half a fleet on their own. Do not engage without prior notice of their capabilities.
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#9
Delta Green:

Sorry, but no. Think about it; the nightduke rules AN ENTIRE PLANET. Did George Bush or Saddam Hussein fight on the front lines?

Sure, a yaoi ruler would actually be equivalent to an army on his own, but... frankly, it's not worth his time. If a Bolo isn't attacked like that, why should he care about mere infantry? That's what his own armies are for, getting the dirty unglamourous fighting done with. Arrogance is the key, if you please. They 'know' that they're 'absolutely superior' to us mere uppity mortals.
 
#10
I thought I showed that. Plus, I thought of his offer more as a tentative of corruption, like the Devil offering someone a pact, The Devil isn't going to collect on it himself, he just makes the deal. Plus there was the humiliation and sadistic entertainement, he just wanted to see a man crack and beg before him.

I'll delete my post then and re write something later. With more arrogance and later.
 
#11
I have to object to Duo Maxwell being a bishi. He's a more badass version of Heero in my opinion. Hell, I'd have him as my operative partner in the COAS. he's the Gundam's God of death. You don't fuck with that.

It's YAOI corruption that has ruined his image. he's a happy go lucky guy and he is in love with Hilde.
 

byakuryuu

Well-Known Member
#12
Cyberscythe195 said:
I have to object to Duo Maxwell being a bishi. He's a more badass version of Heero in my opinion. Hell, I'd have him as my operative partner in the COAS. he's the Gundam's God of death. You don't fuck with that.

It's YAOI corruption that has ruined his image. he's a happy go lucky guy and he is in love with Hilde.
Duo's been corrupted. He did it to save Heero and the other pilots. Later, there's going to be a mission I'm leading (Heh, ego) to capture and cure him. Who's with me? Probably after Rush's helped me free my daughter.
 

okais

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#13
Are Kira Yamato and Athrun Zala from Gundam Seed included in the bingo list?
 

byakuryuu

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#14
okais said:
Are Kira Yamato and Athrun Zala from Gundam Seed included in the bingo list?
Kira ISN'T. Athrun... I'm leaving it ambiguous for now. Not quite sure how the guys would take it if Mr Zala was a "Man's Ass Man"....

What the Hell, he's a YAOI Prince.

All the Sohma (Fruits Basket) males are as well (Except for Kyo and Haru).

Itachi... hm.... maybe?
 

okais

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#15
Haha, that would mean that a scene between Kira and Athrun would happened when they clash.

Athrun: Kira, Come to the Yaoi side. Together we will rule the empire!

Kira: No! (insert whatever you feel appropriate)
 

byakuryuu

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#16
okais said:
Haha, that would mean that a scene between Kira and Athrun would happened when they clash.

Athrun: Kira, Come to the Yaoi side. Together we will rule the empire!

Kira: No! (insert whatever you feel appropriate)
Kira: I'll never join you... you killed my FATHER!

Athrun: No, Kira. I AM your father.

Kira: No... No... It can't be true; that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Athrun: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Kira: NOOOO... Wait, doesn't that mean... this is INCEST?!

Athrun: ^_^

Kira: NOOOOOOO!
 

okais

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#17
byakuryuu said:
okais said:
Haha, that would mean that a scene between Kira and Athrun would happened when they clash.

Athrun: Kira, Come to the Yaoi side. Together we will rule the empire!

Kira: No! (insert whatever you feel appropriate)
Kira: I'll never join you... you killed my FATHER!

Athrun: No, Kira. I AM your father.

Kira: No... No... It can't be true; that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Athrun: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Kira: NOOOO... Wait, doesn't that mean... this is INCEST?!

Athrun: ^_^

Kira: NOOOOOOO!
Haha, when Kira about to give in cue Cagalli and Lacus appearance and tell him to believe in the Yuri or something like that. Maybe have cagalli mention incest is best with sister or something.
 
#19
I'm going on that rescue mission. I will save the God of Death.

I can't help it, he's my favorite gundam pilot of all time.
 
#20
I hope my new snippet fits better then the first. Your comments are welcomed BP.

I tried to simply go for the SpecOps type of mission and feel. I mostly took inspiration from Call of Duty 4 and the SAS singleplayer missions.

Hell, I even took a line straight from the game. Cookie to the one(s) to figure which one and who said it. It's an easy one.

That said, I took out the shields, so one Stormfortress is open for business as a shooting gallery for Orbital Bombardement and anxious BOLO fire.

Direct me at any target you need destroyed, Commander Bhepin. I put myself under your command. *Salutes* :)
 

Luthorne

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#21
I'd reccomend Draco Malfoy and Snape for Yaoi princes, as well.

Hmm...I've been negligent around here. I'll have to see about typing something up, even if most of my work is behind the lines and off exploring...though I might run into something nasty out there. Though I have had in mind invading one of the hells to bust out Jon Irenicus...or dropping by the Love Hina joint to pick up Koalla Su.

Now there's a question...is there perhaps a belt of harem animes, safe from the forces of YAOI only because of the extremely high ratios of women to men, making it hard for them to get a foothold, since the women tend to be resistant? Or are such places subjugated by YAOI forces and their inhabitants either imprisoned or brainwashed?

At any rate, if anyone's got some ideas in regard to projects for the Madboy Support Squad to work on, feel free to suggest something. Though if it's actually something sensible, it would probably go to Rush, since we do all the crazy mad science... :angel:
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#23


I am Bolo, Mark XXXVIII/S of The Line, 23900-SSR, "Shadowsword" to those who know
me. I bring true speed to the role of tactical mobility Bolo. I carry within me the often-
maligned infantry, but without whom no war is ever truly won. For this, my warhull is
significantly broader to contain them and their support vehicles. I have sacrificed many
Infinite Repeaters for Vacuum/Atmosphere Combat Drones and Heavy Howitzers. My
main guns remain 250cm Hellbores, but in a paired turret. There is a 200cm Hellbore in
a ball turret for engaging targets almost directly above me.

My secondary weapons can set everything.. literally everything... for ten kilometers
around me ablaze or crushed into powder. These are normally hidden under pop-up
mounts under my hull. All to support the advance of humble footsloggers.

The enemy's arrogance in ignoring infantry... has once again allowed me to claim one
more stormfortress for our cause.

Welcome home, Delta Green.
 
#24
Thank you, Commander. To serve with a Bolo is a great honor.

The Infantry and SpecOps teams of Bolo, Mark XXXVIII/S of The Line, 23900-SSR, "Shadowsword" are awaiting your orders while neutralizing both enemy formations in the field and tactical objectives within the Stormfortresses.

In other words, since Shadowsword has taken out the Stormfortress I crippled with my squad, I need a new target to play havoc with my SpecOps. In the meantime, I'll draft up a few snippets of frontline infantry combat with the support of Shadowsword.

I don't dare to assume that Shadowsword is under my character's command, unless you say so, and will instead assume that he, as well as the rest of the Tactical Bolos, answers directly to you and Good Sheperd.

And now, forth I go. "Who Dares, Wins."
 
#25
Shoot, I just realized something crappy with my unit. Since we're one man assassination squads and recon, my character can't ally up with others that well. So, if there's anything that requires a hidden covert ops unit, I'm your guy.

Basically, while you're torching a base or kiling a storm, i'd be deployed to infiltrate and kill the head or steal their data before you wreak the place. IN terms of space combat, I'd kill the everyone in the bridge and a. take over or b. self destruct the damn thing.

Recovering hostages during war is also something i'm good at. Please use me as you wish..... , damn that sounds gay.
 
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