Akamatsuverse That's As Many as Four Tens

[Lord Raa]

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And ThatÆs Terrible


By Lord Raa


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Disclaim-me-do: You know youÆve stumbled into the wrong bar when the signs on the restrooms read ôGiversö and ôReceivers.ö


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Round threeà


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The next morning, Keitaro slowly opened his eyes. He fumbled for his glasses, hoping to turn the blurs in his room into something more defined.

ôWait, whatÆs that?ö

ôItÆs called a breast, Keitaro. DonÆt you remember getting up close and personal with it and its partner during the night?ö a slightly amused female voice asked.

ôMary? Y-you spent the night here?ö Keitaro asked, a sense of panic filling his stomach.

ôI did indeed,ö Queen Mary Su answered as she rose from the bed and stretched. ôI can see why Kaolla likes it here: youÆre all quite friendly.ö

ôT-thank you, Your Majesty,ö the ronin said, bowing politely.

ôYou know, if I hadnÆt told Naru to stop when I did, IÆd have a hickey on my boobs,ö the platinum bombshell sighed as Keitaro finally found his glasses. ôStill, itÆs nice to be loved.ö

ôIà we tried our best,ö Keitaro said, getting another good look at the breasts in question.

ôI know you did, Keitaro,ö Mary smiled. ôThe fact that you try hard is one of your endearing qualities.ö

ôT-thank you,ö Keitaro blushed. ôWould you like something to eat?ö

ôYes, but donÆt worry about that, IÆll make us all something to eat. ItÆs been a while since I had the chance to cook for so many people.ö


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[Innortal]

Damn, nice start.

 

[Lord Raa]

Moar?


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In another part of the Inn, Haruka UrashimaÆs internal clock was telling her that it was time to wake up.

ôMmmà.ö she purred happily into the chest of King Mamba Su. æWait, thatÆs a manÆs chestàÆ

The smoker slowly lifted her head. ôWait, did we reallyà?ö

ôAnd a good morning to you too, my darling,ö the grey-haired man replied with a teasing smile on his face. ôDid you enjoy yourself last night?ö

ôI did,ö a third voice chimed in.

ôGood morning, Loli,ö Mamba smiled as he hugged his wife.

ôGood morning, Mamba. Good morning, Haruka,ö the blonde smiled cheerfully.

ôWait,ö Haruka said, still confused by the situation. ôWhat is going on here?ö

The monarch sighed theatrically. ôIt seems that the sex we had last night was indeed mind-blowing.ö

Haruka checked between her legs and noted the signs of repeated sexual activity. ôàö

ôI know it seems unfair, Haruka,ö Loli smiled in understanding, ôBut thatÆs the nature of mind-blowing sex û you often canÆt remember how it went.ö

ôI see,ö the smoker deadpanned. ôSo now what?ö

ôWell, if I know my wife, sheÆll be thinking about making breakfast,ö Mamba answered.

ôWhat are you going to cook, Loli?ö

ôIÆm not going to cook û I can barely make a proper bacon sandwich,ö the petite woman answered. ôItÆs Mary that likes to cook.ö

Haruka blinked. ôIÆd forgotten about her.ö

ôThatÆs understandable, but I get this feeling that Keitaro and the others havenÆt,ö the King laughed. ôSo, you want to wash up before breakfast or perhaps youÆre in the mood for a quick bit of the old in-out?ö

ôà.ö

ôI think we should save it for later, Mamba. You know how some times a quick shag turns into a full-on sex session,ö Loli explained, saving HarukaÆs blushes.


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[FinalMax]

Mental image of Keitaro pulling a gag from the movie Cabin Boy.

Keitaro entered the hot springs and deeply breathed in the moist air. "These pipes ... are clean!"

 

[redhawk418]

I'm just glad there was another update!

 

[Lord Raa]

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Back in his room, Keitaro wondered just how messed up things were on Molmol if its Royal Family were the sort of people to sleep with complete strangers.

æThough it does kinda explain why Kaolla is the way she isàÆ

The roninÆs thoughts were interrupted by the sounds of someone waking up.

ôMmmà Mary-mama, please hold meà.ö

ôNaru-chan?ö

ôWhat?ö the auburn-haired girlÆs voice took a harsh, angry tone. ôWhat are you doing in here in MaryÆs room, you pervert!ö

ôThis is my room,ö Keitaro insisted.

ôA likelyàö Naru trailed off when she realised that she was in KeitaroÆs room. ôAnyway, thatÆs not important right now. WhatÆs important is where Mary is!ö

ôI think she said something about making breakfast,ö the landlord answered. ôWait, did she leave her dress here?ö

Naru felt her mouth watering slightly when she noticed that the queen had seemingly forgotten something else. ôHer panties tooàö

After coughing to gain a sense of composure, the auburn-haired girl turned to Keitaro. ôYou stay here û we canÆt have you roaming the Inn if thereÆs someone out there with no clothes on!ö

Before the ronin could protest, Naru had gathered MaryÆs clothes and left the room, blissfully unaware that she was completely naked.

æNaru-chanÆs got a cute butt, but itÆs not a patch on MaryÆsàÆ Keitaro thought with a blush.


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[PCHeintz72]

æNaru-chanÆs got a cute butt, but itÆs not patch on MaryÆsàÆ

Hmmm... I assume 'patch' is some British slang, and can figure it out. But should it not be 'a patch'.

 

[Lord Raa]

æNaru-chanÆs got a cute butt, but itÆs not patch on MaryÆsàÆ

Hmmm... I assume 'patch' is some British slang, and can figure it out. But should it not be 'a patch'.

It should. I'll correct tomorrow.

 

[JiigarGhen]

æNaru-chanÆs got a cute butt, but itÆs not patch on MaryÆsàÆ

Hmmm... I assume 'patch' is some British slang, and can figure it out. But should it not be 'a patch'.

It should. I'll correct tomorrow.

I don't think 'a patch on ------' is British...I've used it before. :mellow:

 

[PCHeintz72]

æNaru-chanÆs got a cute butt, but itÆs not patch on MaryÆsàÆ

Hmmm... I assume 'patch' is some British slang, and can figure it out. But should it not be 'a patch'.

It should. I'll correct tomorrow.

I don't think 'a patch on ------' is British...I've used it before. :mellow:

Ehhh...

Allow me to rephrase it then... I personally have never heard that expression to my recollection, and I am in the Midwestern U.S. I do have two younger brothers more into the newer slang than myself due to the groups and circles they travel, and never heard it there either.

Normally, when I read something like that from Lord Raa, it turns out it is in fact British slang...

Though in this case it is fairly easy to determine what it means, so I had no problem with the slang, only that I thought a 'a' should have preceeded it.

 

[Drawde]

That's the problem. "A patch" isn't new. I don't know how old it is, but it's probably quite old.

 

[PCHeintz72]

That's the problem.? "A patch" isn't new.? I don't know how old it is, but it's probably quite old.

I'm 35. If it is older than from my own school days, I don't recall it. In any case, it is not a big deal.

 

[Lord Raa]

I'll just leave this here.



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In her room, Motoko was unsure of how to treat Kaolla. While she knew that the foreign princess was still young and na´ve, the way sheÆd explained, with a practical demonstration no less, what sort of thing the King and Queens of Molmol got up to, it was hard to treat her like a child.

The kendoist looked down at the sleeping girl and shook her head in disbelief.

æIÆm not sure I want to know how she found out about that Oh(!)Verfiend thing. Though if Kaolla knows it, then surely her mother does tooàÆ Motoko thought, her cheeks reddening. After a moment, she remembered whose room the divine woman slept in. ôI should have been stronger and insisted on staying in the same room to protect Mary-dono!ö

ôWha?ö Kaolla asked. ôHey, why are you over there, Motoko?ö

ôIÆmà it doesnÆt matter, Kaolla. Do you really think that your mother is all right? She did sleep in KeitaroÆs room after all.ö

ôDonÆt worry about that, Motoko,ö the princess said before yawning.

There was a knock on the door and Mary opened it from the outside. ôSorry to bother you, but would either of you like some breakfast?ö

ôYes please, Mary-dono,ö Motoko bowed respectfully.

ôYay, breakfast!ö


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[Innortal]

All good.

 

[Prince Charon]

Huh, why didn't I notice this sooner?

Its good, anyway.

 

[Crusader]

This is pretty fun.