Harry Potter THe newest weapon against VOldie- Muggle books

[Rift120]

Not a sotry in and of itself, but something amusing that could be worked into some HP stories I tihnk

Inspired by 'A year with Q' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1902150/1/

Basically the concpet is that Harry, or some third party (presuambly muggle), decides to piss Voldiemort off via a publishing scheme..

Namely creating a new set of Muggle fairytails/kiddie book entitled 'Voldielocks, the Dark lord who couldn't take candy from a baby and other silly stories'. THe book being filled with kiddie style stories (Think little red riding hood, three pigs, or Cat in the hat styl). Including one that clearly mocks VOldermorts inability to take out Harry as a baby.

Other stories int he book mock other antagonists int he Harry potter universe.

among those mocked:

Lucius Malfoy (and possibly Draco...)

FUdge adn Umbridge

Rita skeeter

Snape...


Of course to add a little story element, aside from whenever the magical world discovers this new WILDLY popular muggle childrens stories adn those mocked going apeshit. Perhaps Harry or the Third party arranges to leak the book to the magical world (And through them to Deatheaters and Voldermort), along iwth news about how the 'recluse author' will be appearing from his secret hideaway at a secluded mansion for a invitation only party to promote his next book (VOldeyrot the inept vs the Mirror of life... or perhaps soemthing mocking the whole Ministry incident where aduitl deatheaters, with the advantage of numbers and surprise, were unable to do better than a stalemate against several kids. Or perhaps a new comedy TV series the author is proposing based around a comedicaly inept group of cultists named the Death Wankers and their constantly being outwitted by a 10 year old boy and his friends...)

Exact time and place of the event is leaked to DE or symnpathizers... complete with an itenerary when the mysterious 'author' will make his appearance...

Needless to say its not a party..but a trap.. (if this is set in a Muggle goverment intervenes type story, then its along hte lines of a sting operation to elminate the DE's by removing their greatest advantage their ability to aparate and appear at random across the British isles)

thoughts?

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[zeebee1]

Newscaster: And in todays top story seventeen book maufacturing plants and the publishing headquarters of said plants mysteriously exploded. Over fifteen thousand were injured, over half of them are in critical condition or deceased. Now, on to the weather.

We're talking about terrorists with the ability to go invisible who have the ability to make things blow up. Voldemort would retaliate against those who published and manufactured the books. He would then send the message that he would go after anyone who didn't burn there copy of the book.

 

[Moshulel]

You're a bit rough there.

By the time the magical world actually gets word of this books, which can actually take some time, seeing the 'oh so many connections' it has with the human world, the 'muggles' will already be very informed. Any attack will be a very bad move. You can't obliviate a whole country and the backslash from the government will be tremendous.

There's one thing when you have a secret society with just some small incidents and another when you involve the mass.

Why! Hello there disclosure of the magic world! Hello there army and witch hunt!

 

[zeebee1]

I said what he would do. Not that it would work.

 

[lonetemplar]

For a serious fic, no, it wouldn't do anything but get a lot of people killed. For a comedy? You betcha! Serious opportunity for some serious laughter!