Archanon said:
Can we still submit redheads?
Yeah, these snippets are just shooting the breeze, you don't need to even take into account the ideas already submitted if you don't want to.
Well, I figured what the hell...
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"Gah, FUCK!" A red-haired sound-kunoichi yelled, trying to pry off the dog that had clamped to her arm and caused her to drop her flute, "Get offa me you fucking mutt!"
This whole mission had gotten majorly fucked up beyond all reason, and it seemed like it had been heading that way since the day started. Red was definately a rare hair color, and seeing a whole section of the stands occupied by red-heads like one big fucking bloodstain seemed to set the theme for the whole damn day. The moment the signal was given, the hidden sound ninja that had already infiltrated the village leaped into action...
...And right to their deaths...
The wave of red-heads spread out, leaving nothing but red in their wake, tons of big nosed, red haired women pulled spears from seemingly nowhere and cut down any sound or sand ninja in their way.
She saw one red haired man who looked like a poster child for steroids personally charge off into the distance and take out one of Orochimaru's strongest snakes like it was nothing, turning it into a bloody smear on the landscape before it could get more than a foot past the village walls.
Another man walked right up to their barrier, getting taunted by Kidomaru, he held some dark power in his hand that felt even darker than their own curse seals.
He punched the damn thing...
A barrier that their snake-fucker of a boss said was supposedly only second to the Rashoman, and this big nosed, red haired bastard punched through it like fucking paper, and splattered Kidomaru's brains, what little of them there were, on the barrier a second before it fell.
Next thing she knows, this little mutt is gnawing off her fucking arm, her flute was MIA, and-
"GRAH!"
"Fuck!" Now she had some fucking brat tackle her to the ground, biting her other arm, "Get offa me you little brat!" Tayuya managed to swing the kid off of her arm.
Dazed a bit, the kid licked Tayuya's blood off her lips, suddenly looking bewildered as she got a good look at her target, "Sissy?"
Tayuya's eye twitched. Okay, fuck this, fuck the flute and fuck restraint, she was going to level two and ripping this mutt and the damn brat to shreds with her bare-fucking-hands-
Or at least that was the plan, right before she was on her hands and knees, struggling to stay conscious, barely managing to look up to see some scar faced, one armed, red haired fucker (And dear god, she was really starting to hate the color red) standing right in front of Orochimaru and his little zombies.
And the Zombies looked scared...She let that sink in for a moment...
Zombies, fucking indestructible, inexhaustible, unkillable fucking ZOMBIES...
And they were fucking near wetting themselves in front of this one-armed douche?
This...day...fucking...sucks, and Tayuya passed out.