Maybe a little backstory...
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"Stupid sensei, stupid Sasuke and that stupid closted pervert," Naruto grumbled, kicking a rock along as he walked through the forest. Sure, he could accept that Sasuke needed training, and Kakashi-sensei may not be able to handle them both, but why did he have to get the shortcut jerk? Why not someone like Iruka? Or Kurenai Sensei? Or even that crazy snake lady-
Naruto stopped and shuddered,
Okay, maybe not her, but still, anyone but the closet pervert...
Naruto finally looked up to notice...He had absolutely no idea where he was, but he was in front of a building...one he'd never seen before in his entire life, but...there, above the door, was a spiral symbol, something that just seemed...important...
Walking carefully, Naruto entered the dilapidated building, walking around a few holes in the floor. Just inside the door, he found himself looking at a wall of masks, really,
really creepy masks.
And they all looked like they were staring at him...
Looking around, if only not to pay attention to the eerie wall of faces, Naruto found a door to the side of the display. Following a hallway, lined with torn and faded pictures (All of which had red-haired people in them, he noticed), Naruto found another, shrine-like room with a statue in the center. It was a weird statue for a couple reasons.
Now, in his life, Naruto could probably count the number of times he'd been to any sort of temple on one hand and have plenty of fingers left over, but when he had, the statues of important people (Ya' know, like gods), the statues were dressed all fancy and in dramatic or dignified poses, but this one?
She looked like a teenager with hair in a pair of pig-tails, wearing denim jeans, a T-shirt over another one with her belly showing, fingerless gloves covering hands holding a very large hammer.
Finding a plaque at the base of the statue, Naruto read-
Our lady Malice
Goddess of Explosions, Blunt Weapons and Kick-Assery
Patron of the Uzumaki Clan
Naruto's mind screeched to a halt.
Oddly, his first question was "Is Kick-Assery even a word?"
But then the rest of the plaque kicked in, He had a clan? Where were they? Did something happen to all of them? Is that why this building is run down? Is this his building now?
And his clan had a patron Goddess (A kinda hot one, too), he didn't know what to do. Where there ceremonies he had to do? Was he supposed to pray to her? Was she pissed that he hadn't been?
"Okay, um, Malice," Naruto said to the statue, but looking at his feet, unsure what to say, "Um, sorry for not praying or the tribute thing or anything. Honestly, I didn't even know there was an Uzumaki clan, the only Uzumaki I ever knew was, well, me. So...yeah, sorry for not doing the whole worshipping thing."
"It's no big."
"Oh, thanks," Naruto sighed in relief, "I always hear about angry gods and stuff and I was afraid-" at that moment, Naruto realized someone had answered him. Looking up slowly, she looked just the same, but in, ya know, color, red hair, blue jeans, green eyes, her BAH (Big Ass Hammer) had it's head on the ground, one hand resting on the handle with the other on her hip.
"Eh, it's fine," She said, "Not always that big on the whole 'Oh great Mother Malice' thing anyway."
Naruto's eye twitched before raising a shaking finger, "Y-Y-You're, You're Malice!"
"Well, yeah," she deadpanned, "And you're an Uzumaki, the last, which is weird," She pondered, scratching her head, "Something weird must have happened again." With a snap of her fingers, the pair were no longer in the temple, but on a platform that looked to be floating in the middle of space.
Looking behind Naruto, Malice yelled, "Hey, Metal Guardian."
"Oh, hello Malice," a deep voice answered from behind the blond.
Turning around slowly, Naruto came face to face with, well, a gigantic metal face, full of clockwork gears.
"And who is this, Then?"
And Naruto passed out.
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I'll add more tomorrow, and for reference...