My inspiration for this challenge comes from this thread on the Naruto Ideas Section.
Getting 'The Talk'... from Sakura
The setting it's on the Shinobi Academy, likely a few weeks before the Genin Graduation, and for some god's forsaken reason, BOTH the Sex Ed lesson teachers for both the girls and boys have fallen sick or called into an odd mission......
The way of the Hokage to get this solved? Con/blackmail/suborn a random Shinobi or Kunoichi for this, if not a pair.
We have seen on some snippets Anko's way to "teach" sex ed, true...but how MORINO Ibiki would teach Sex Ed? Or Hatake Kakashi, Uzuki Yuugao, Gekkou Hayate or Shiranuri Genma being paid for do this....anyone can see the bit prudish figure of Yuuhi Kurenai and Sarutobi Asuma having to dictate this class? Or the first Ino-Shika-Cho trio, along with Nara Yoshino, being conned into dictate this?
Hell, anyone can visualize both Jiraiya AND Tsunade dragged, kicking and screaming back to Konoha, because for some reason everyone refuses to do this mission, and Sarutobi has to act on a extreme way?? Or worse, a enemy nin, spying on Konoha, somehow gets dragged into this madness....
This is the Talk. L-Sama protect us of what may spawn from this. :jawdrop:
Getting 'The Talk'... from Sakura
The setting it's on the Shinobi Academy, likely a few weeks before the Genin Graduation, and for some god's forsaken reason, BOTH the Sex Ed lesson teachers for both the girls and boys have fallen sick or called into an odd mission......
The way of the Hokage to get this solved? Con/blackmail/suborn a random Shinobi or Kunoichi for this, if not a pair.
We have seen on some snippets Anko's way to "teach" sex ed, true...but how MORINO Ibiki would teach Sex Ed? Or Hatake Kakashi, Uzuki Yuugao, Gekkou Hayate or Shiranuri Genma being paid for do this....anyone can see the bit prudish figure of Yuuhi Kurenai and Sarutobi Asuma having to dictate this class? Or the first Ino-Shika-Cho trio, along with Nara Yoshino, being conned into dictate this?
Hell, anyone can visualize both Jiraiya AND Tsunade dragged, kicking and screaming back to Konoha, because for some reason everyone refuses to do this mission, and Sarutobi has to act on a extreme way?? Or worse, a enemy nin, spying on Konoha, somehow gets dragged into this madness....
This is the Talk. L-Sama protect us of what may spawn from this. :jawdrop: