Naruto The Threadjack thread.

[Aarik]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18410_the-1...y-internet.html

 

[lotri]

Thread!Jack with a side of Spam

 

[Aarik]

ya'know, I have never had spam before, I thought it was that stuff you sprayed on pots and pans and stuff to make things not stick with it, but people keep talking about it like it's a food.

 

[ringlhach]

You're thinking of a product called "Pam." Spam is canned ham. Well, kind of.

It's not bad pan-fried, though.

 

[HaudNomen]

ya'know, I have never had spam before, I thought it was that stuff you sprayed on pots and pans and stuff to make things not stick with it, but people keep talking about it like it's a food.

This:

is Pam Cooking Spray.

This:

is Spam.

Do not confuse the two.

 

[Aarik]

If that's Pam, and that's Spam.

Then what the hell is this?

 

[elric]

If that's Pam, and that's Spam.

Then what the hell is this?

Freaky as hell.

 

[cilrais]

If that's Pam, and that's Spam.

Then what the hell is this?

the origins of the dragons fucking cars fetish

 

[Gulping Again]

That would be Turbo Teen, and wow, that's actually measurably worse than the parody version Robot Chicken had.

By the way...

 

[Aarik]

So he's like a human Transformer or something?

 

[lotri]

Or maybe when one of the Autobots got drunk and got freaky with a human, perhaps the Decepticon with the tail in Transformers 2.

 

[Shirotsume]

Or maybe when one of the Autobots got drunk and got freaky with a human, perhaps the Decepticon with the tail in Transformers 2.

Being a homicidal robot with sharp pointy things of doom involved with my dick aside, I would completely have tapped that transforming robot chick with the tail from transformers two. Like a goo girl, but better!

 

[BOOKgod22]

Attention NERV, This is the commander. There shall now be cheese, that is all.

 

[HaudNomen]

So, how 'bout them New York Knickerbockers?

 

[Hypothesis]

Or maybe when one of the Autobots got drunk and got freaky with a human, perhaps the Decepticon with the tail in Transformers 2.

Being a homicidal robot with sharp pointy things of doom involved with my dick aside, I would completely have tapped that transforming robot chick with the tail from transformers two. Like a goo girl, but better!

I dunno...that seems kind of important to me...

 

[GenocideHeart]

While you were busy failing to jack this thread, I took the liberty of acting upon my <s>nigger instincts</s> proud black heritage and jacked all your cars.

I left a tire, though. I'm not completely heartless.

Now you all can go and say 'NIGGA STOLE MY CAR'.

Also, if someone takes offense to the above, keep in mind I'm half black myself and am playing it for laughs. Lighten the fuck up.

 

[Shirotsume]

Also, if someone takes offense to the above, keep in mind I'm playing it for laughs. Lighten the fuck up.

This. A thousand fucking times this.

I'm so goddamn tired lately of people. Everyone needs to stop wanting to be offended, goddamn.

Swear to god, if one more person throws a hissy fit because I don't pussyfoot around with what needs to be said, some bitch is gonna get cold cocked.

 

[Samurai Jackson]

Also, if someone takes offense to the above, keep in mind I'm playing it for laughs. Lighten the fuck up.

This. A thousand fucking times this.

I'm so goddamn tired lately of people. Everyone needs to stop wanting to be offended, goddamn.

Swear to god, if one more person throws a hissy fit because I don't pussyfoot around with what needs to be said, some bitch is gonna get cold cocked.

I'm offended that you're offended that other people are offended by the offensive things you might say.

HISSY FIT! HISSY FIT! HISSY FIT! :angry:

 

[Nugar]

While you were busy failing to jack this thread, I took the liberty of acting upon my <s>nigger instincts</s> proud black heritage and jacked all your cars.

I left a tire, though. I'm not completely heartless.

Now you all can go and say 'NIGGA STOLE MY CAR'.

Also, if someone takes offense to the above, keep in mind I'm half black myself and am playing it for laughs. Lighten the fuck up.

I didn't know you were half black.

And to think I used to talk to you.

I feel so unclean now.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Also, if someone takes offense to the above, keep in mind I'm playing it for laughs. Lighten the fuck up.

This. A thousand fucking times this.

I'm so goddamn tired lately of people. Everyone needs to stop wanting to be offended, goddamn.

Swear to god, if one more person throws a hissy fit because I don't pussyfoot around with what needs to be said, some bitch is gonna get cold cocked.

Let loose your inner /b/

 

[Carrotglace]

I love Niggertits!

I think that's where LR left his sense of humor.

 

[Aarik]

Welp.

According to the rules, Necro's only count in story threads, guess what this isn't.

But on this eve it shall be read.

The threads topic was being dead.

So let the forum shake with dread.

It's time to raise the Threadjack Thread.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-victims-we-have-to-stop-feeling-sorry-for/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-worst-error-messages-in-history-technology/

http://www.cracked.com/article_20412_9-insane-cities-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_20392_the-7-most-ridiculously-advanced-machines-built-out-legos.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_20284_5-horrifying-ways-universe-has-repaid-good-deeds.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_19837_the-7-most-terrifying-archaeological-discoveries.html

Your free time called, it want's to know when you'll get home.

EDIT: This was in the Naruto Section? Huh. Thought it was in rants. Guess three years is bad for your memory.