Naruto The Threadjack thread.

[Aarik]

Threadjack to your heart's content.

Or not.

I'll go first.

Lolwut.

 

[Slyfer101]

And in other news...America has begun importing the Japanese episodes of Pokemon that were known to cause seizures in viewers...

 

[Aarik]

Naruto: 0
One Piece: 3
Bleach: 2

 

[Knyght]

That's so fucking biased.

 

[Watashiwa]

That's so fucking biased.

Your mom's so fucking biased.

 

[pillz]

So... How do you threadjack a threadjacking thread?


DOES NOT COMPUTE!

Enacting protocol: Rant


THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MOTHER FUCKING THREAD EVER! The person to even think of this thread is so incredibly stupid, their stupidity brings the world average IQ to 0. And why the HELL would this even be in the MOTHER FUCKING NARUTO forum!?!

Enacting protocol: Mindless TFF Drone.

Holy shit d00d, this thread is the r0x0rz! Its so great and everything! Ha, just more proof that 99.9999999(the 9's go on for sidew4yz 8 yoz!) of all good fanfiction comes from this GODLIKE forum filled with the best literary minds of the century. All Hail the Hive Mind.

Enacting protocol: GH

Naruto sucks, but I read every single thing anyone posts in this section because, well... I have a crush on LR.

Enacting protocol: C&C

I fucked all the hot chicks at that party last night in HOLYW00DS!

Enacting protocol: TL;DR

Seriously dude! Blocks of text! (Two lines man, its TWO lines of TEXT! ALL FAN FICS MUST BE ONE LINERS OR ELSE THE FIC IS FAIL!)

Enacting protocol: Hawk

<protocol not found, user most likely dead in a ditch>

Enacting protocol: Mo4r

MOAR! Next time plz have more Lemon.

Enacting protocol: Loli

I LOVE imagining fucking little cartoon girls! Aren't the so cute! Hey, I am not a pedophile, they aren't real asshole.

Enacting protocol: kthxbye

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

That's so fucking biased.

Your mom's so fucking biased.

Hello my name is Biased, your mom says "Hi"

 

[Aarik]

So... How do you threadjack a threadjacking thread?

You can't.

That's the beauty of it.

Thanks to an idea from the Update 2.0 thread, I have created a topic that CAN NOT be thread jacked.

It's also useful because you can get all that random tangential bullshit out of your system in here.

Whenever a thread jack happens, redirect to here.

Because here, threadjacks are always on topic.

I divided by Zero and made it work.

 

[Knyght]

That's so fucking biased.

Your mom's so fucking biased.

Yes. Yes she is.

 

[Aarik]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15693_the-1...r-patented.html

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

So... How do you threadjack a threadjacking thread?

You can't.

Yes you can. Just start talking seriously on one topic. But since this is TFF that'll happen when GH Admitts his undying love of the Naruto series and MoB becomes a Hinata fanboy.

 

[Aarik]

So... How do you threadjack a threadjacking thread?

You can't.

Yes you can. Just start talking seriously on one topic. But since this is TFF that'll happen when GH Admitts his undying love of the Naruto series and MoB becomes a Hinata fanboy.

AHH, BUT!

THat would be OFF TOPIC for the topic, and thus a threadjack.

And Threadjack's are ON TOPIC.

Being on topic is threadjacking and threadjacking is on topic.

0 meet %.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

So... How do you threadjack a threadjacking thread?

You can't.

Yes you can. Just start talking seriously on one topic. But since this is TFF that'll happen when GH Admitts his undying love of the Naruto series and MoB becomes a Hinata fanboy.

AHH, BUT!

THat would be OFF TOPIC for the topic, and thus a threadjack.

And Threadjack's are ON TOPIC.

Being on topic is threadjacking and threadjacking is on topic.

0 meet %.

Uless the topic is about thread jacks with out being threadjacking making it both on topic and off topic creating an infinite loop that will collapse into singularity sucking this thread into oblivion. Or we could simply stop posting here, but ehh :huh.: .

 

[Shirotsume]

Posting continued.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Posting continued.

Eh :huh.: what canya do?

 

[Souffle]

 

[cilrais]

OFFICIALLY THE MSPA THREAD LETS DO THIS AARIK

where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

 

[Aarik]

@Souffle: We need to find a way to fucking translate that, damn retards and their coded language's.

@cilrais: Link.

 

[Juubi]

There is no way to threadjack this thread because it is a thread about threadjacking and thus you're always on-topic.

 

[Aarik]

There is no way to threadjack this thread because it is a thread about threadjacking and thus you're always on-topic.

That's the point.

I have defeated Threadjacking.

And, to stay on/off topic: Link.

 

[cilrais]

 

[Aarik]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18400_6-hum...ed-species.html

Hehe...

EDIT: HAHA!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18404_6-sho...capable-of.html

 

[Takerial]

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[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

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[Rahlian]

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