Harry Potter Unda Pugneus

SotF

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Harry was stumped.

He'd been told that Love was the power needed to destroy Voldemort once and for all. Unfortunately Love wasn't a concept that engendered thoughts of victory in combat, perhaps in other arena's or if he turned that way...

Now there was a thought that absolutely disgusted him though a small part of him wondered exactly what the name of the fetish involving snake face was...

Shaking his head he glanced at the rows of tomes in the locked vault in the Department of Mysteries. He'd gained access after showing Scrimgour the copy of the prophecy Dumbledore had in his office before his death.

Then something caught his eye, a small book in the corner. It looked like leather though the texture was off and the writing was branded into the cover while the pages were in a dark ink the color of dried blood, or at least he hoped it was ink.

The title was easy to read.

"The Grimoire of Black Mage Evilwizardington?" he read the title calmly as an almost visible chill seemed to fill the room as if the very nature of being had gasped in dread or perhaps laughed with insanity, maybe even both, "This could work..."

xXx

It had taken a month to gather everything togather for the ritual he needed to perform to gain access to the forbidden magic based on the power he needed to use, of course most of the sacrifices required for the empowerment weren't really that hard to find although it was a bit tricky finding ones he didn't feel so bad about utilizing.

But now he was ready to face his enemy.

Voldemort stood before him as they squared off on the streets of London.

"Any last words Potter," the descendant of Slytherin sneered.

"Just one," Harry responded as he pocketed his wand and held both hands togather like he was going to pass a basketball.

"HADOKEN!"

As the bright blue beam of coherant energy burst forth Harry took off running away at full speed.

"That'll do it," the being once known as Tom Riddle managed to state before impact.

As the rising mushroom cloud consumed the city in what would soon be referred to as the worst terrorist act in the history of the UK, Harry managed to escape.

"What the hell was that!" Hermione demanded as he apparated to a distant spot to watch the fireworks.

"The end result of siphoning love straight out of the universe and twisting it to a highly destructive end," he responded.

"Wait," Hermione stated with a look of confusion, "It does what?"

"It takes the happiness of others and turns it into pain and explosions," Harry said with a slight chuckle, "Well they did say that love was the power I needed to defeat Voldie, so it's Win-Win!"

"Why?"

"Well, I didn't sacrifice nine of the orphaned junior Death Eaters for nothing," the Boy-Who-Lived responded with an almost long suffering sigh.

"YOU DID WHAT!"

"You mean you didn't notice Draco, Crabb, and Goyle vanishing a few weeks ago," he responded while watching the burning city.

"You sacrificed PEOPLE for POWER!"

"Of course, if I'd done it for no reason then I'd be some sort of sicko or somethin."

"HARRY!"

"What?"

"You vaporized London!"

"Well you can't make an omlet without vaporizing a city or something like that," Harry stated in a tone similar to that of explaining the facts of the universe to a small child, "And the only side effect is that with each use the divorce rates increase."
 

Belgarion213

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#2
This is just pure win. I want more on the life of Harry 'EvilWizardington' Potter. :)
 

SotF

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#3
I'm not sure just what to do with Harry after he learns Hadoken to continue this, I wrote it as part of my The Power series of one shots though
 

Mighty Bob

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Harry following in Black Mage's footsteps and Hermione cast as White Mage....heh...I'd type more but I'm too busy laughing. Thanks for the snippet
 

SotF

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#5
I'm considering using time travel to set it where there are some decent enemies to fight rather than just a walkin curbstomp of anything that gets in Harry's way
 
#6
haha love the final words of moldie-shorts though it would seem that he recognized the spell . anyways a good oneshot
 

Waruiko

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#7
Make Harry BM's son because then...

BM=James
WM=Lilly
Fighter=Remus (cuz he's strong)
Thief=Wormtail (cuz he's a traitor)
BlackBelt=Sirus (cuz he's dead)
 

SotF

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Rukri said:
haha love the final words of moldie-shorts? though it would seem that he recognized the spell .? anyways a good oneshot
Well Hadoken is already over twice BM's height when it's used as an energy beam, I figure the magical equivalent of a nuke comming straight at you ought to be recognizable as extremely dangerous.

I am considering writing more off of this one, starting with Harry going back in time just for the heck of it.

Waruiko said:
Make Harry BM's son because then...

BM=James
WM=Lilly
Fighter=Remus (cuz he's strong)
Thief=Wormtail (cuz he's a traitor)
BlackBelt=Sirus (cuz he's dead)
Sirius would work better as RM to make the Marauders the Light Warriors. Plus Black Belt just isn't that smart...
 

endlos

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#9
Great premise, humorous rendition of harry potter, if not a bit ruthless, I love it!
 

SotF

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#10
I've started on an expanded version to lead into a larger story. When I finish the first part I'll post it, I'm aiming to have the first part of the larger version covering up to Harry going back in time after slaying Voldemort as he slowly loses his mind into a more BM type psyche
 

Waruiko

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If you were to typecast someone for RM then the only person that has even a remote chance of fiting is Remus, but that would leave no one to be fighter excep Padfoot, and the only thing he shares with fighter is his outragus teen years. I guess maybe if you have him hit on the head REALLY hard you could pull it off.
 

shadowflame

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#12
You people do realize that Theif is an Elf and therefore immortal. Also, he probably owns the rights to Black Mage's spells and spellbook by now
 

SotF

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#13
shadowflame said:
You people do realize that Theif is an Elf and therefore immortal. Also, he probably owns the rights to Black Mage's spells and spellbook by now
Except that while thief has the widest streak of kleptomania in the omniverse, he isn't evil and most of BM's spells are ones he really wouldn't want to mess with.

Of course, whatever took out the rest of the "Light Warriors" probably dropped him as well (Or he's working off his contract to Raven)

Then again Dobby meeting Thief would be a funny situation
 

Cornuthaum

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SotF said:
"You sacrificed PEOPLE for POWER!"

"Of course, if I'd done it for no reason then I'd be some sort of sicko or somethin."
This is pure win. 100% stainless Win'o'Win :x
 

SotF

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Meanwhile in the hidden city of Elfland...

The blue haired and pointy eared ruler sat up in bed and blinked twice.

"That's odd, my property senses are tingling," he muttered to himself.
 

shadowflame

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Personally I see the events of 8-bit Theater as occuring in the far distant past, maybe 5,000 or 10,000 years ago.

House-Elves are obviously Red Mage's attempt at 'improving' the Elvish race. The elves all went into hiding shortly afterwards lest he try again.
 

SotF

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shadowflame said:
Personally I see the events of 8-bit Theater as occuring in the far distant past, maybe 5,000 or 10,000 years ago.

House-Elves are obviously Red Mage's attempt at 'improving' the Elvish race. The elves all went into hiding shortly afterwards lest he try again.
You mean an early attempt by RM to improve them, Red Mage actually suceeded in improving Chocobos if you remember.
 

Mighty Bob

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And they all broke down/ died shortly after if I remember. Even when he's a success it's generally short lived. If the world of 8-bit actually occured in the HP setting, does that mean The Wizard that Did It - Sarda himself - is still kicking about?
 

shadowflame

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And they all broke down/ died shortly after if I remember. Even when he's a success it's generally short lived. If the world of 8-bit actually occured in the HP setting, does that mean The Wizard that Did It - Sarda himself - is still kicking about?
Of course Sarda is still about. How else would you explain Dumbledore's actions? He's only trying to be as a great a guide to Harry as his noble hero Sarda was to the Light Warriors. :D
 

SotF

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Mighty Bob said:
And they all broke down/ died shortly after if I remember. Even when he's a success it's generally short lived. If the world of 8-bit actually occured in the HP setting, does that mean The Wizard that Did It - Sarda himself - is still kicking about?
They didn't break down, Thief decided to "upgrade them" for cash by removing parts. There were a few disasters along the path of creating them though.

As for my thoughts, I was thinking about the HP world actually being a parallel world to the 8-Bit world with some traffic between them.

As for Sarda, he's kicking around somewhere I'd guess.
 

ttestagr

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Mighty Bob said:
And they all broke down/ died shortly after if I remember. Even when he's a success it's generally short lived. If the world of 8-bit actually occured in the HP setting, does that mean The Wizard that Did It - Sarda himself - is still kicking about?
Actually, he made a fully functional Golden Chocobo. Then I believe Figher baited it by saying it couldn't go to the moon. It proved him wrong and left them stranded.
 

SotF

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ttestagr said:
Mighty Bob said:
And they all broke down/ died shortly after if I remember.? Even when he's a success it's generally short lived.? If the world of 8-bit actually occured in the HP setting, does that mean The Wizard that Did It - Sarda himself - is still kicking about?
Actually, he made a fully functional Golden Chocobo. Then I believe Figher baited it by saying it couldn't go to the moon. It proved him wrong and left them stranded.
And then he made equivalent level chocobos that got them off the island as well
 
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