Ah I love these UBW parodies no matter how often I see them bandied about various forums. Here's a couple I've thought of:
I am the boner in my groin
Perverted is my body and AIDS is in my blood
I have violated over a thousand assholes
Unaware of condoms
Nor aware of lube
Have withstood great pain to reach greater pleasure
Yet these hands will never give a reach-around
So as I put on my raep face,
"UNLIMITED HEDONISM WORKS!"
I am the fly in your ointment
Unwanted is my body and disgusting is my blood
I have pantsed over a thousand douchebags
Unaware of time
Nor aware of place
Have withstood great exasperation to plague many faggots
Yet it was not I who pissed in your cheerios
So as you rage,
"UNLIMITED ANNOYANCE WORKS!"
I am the light in the heavens
Strong is my body and charged is my blood
I have destroyed over a thousand armadas
Unaware of limits
Nor aware of mercy
Have withstood great numbers to annihilate my foes
Waiting for the moment
I have no need for regrets, I have chosen my path
My whole existence is,
"UNLIMITED... COSMIC... POWAAAHH!!!"
I am the boner in my groin
Perverted is my body and AIDS is in my blood
I have violated over a thousand assholes
Unaware of condoms
Nor aware of lube
Have withstood great pain to reach greater pleasure
Yet these hands will never give a reach-around
So as I put on my raep face,
"UNLIMITED HEDONISM WORKS!"
I am the fly in your ointment
Unwanted is my body and disgusting is my blood
I have pantsed over a thousand douchebags
Unaware of time
Nor aware of place
Have withstood great exasperation to plague many faggots
Yet it was not I who pissed in your cheerios
So as you rage,
"UNLIMITED ANNOYANCE WORKS!"
I am the light in the heavens
Strong is my body and charged is my blood
I have destroyed over a thousand armadas
Unaware of limits
Nor aware of mercy
Have withstood great numbers to annihilate my foes
Waiting for the moment
I have no need for regrets, I have chosen my path
My whole existence is,
"UNLIMITED... COSMIC... POWAAAHH!!!"