Nasuverse Unlimited Blade Works Parodies.

[Drunken_Loli]

Just what the Title says make your own parody. I didn't see a thread like this yet so I've decided to make one forgive me if this is on the general thread.

THE ORIGINAL BLADE WORKS for Archer and Shirou use as a reference.

Archers:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Not known to Death
Nor Known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
So, as I pray.
Unlimited Blade Works!

Shirous:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Unaware of loss;
nor aware of gain!
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have no regrets, this is the only path!
My whole life was,
Unlimited Blade Works!
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Parodies

I am the bone of my bullets.
Stars are my body, and lasers are my blood.
I have captured over a thousand spellcards.
Unaware of density.
Nor aware of speed.
Withstood pain to graze many bullets.
Waiting for Touhou 13.
I have no regrets, I must dodge more.
"UNLIMITED DANMAKU WORKS"

I am the bone of my broom
Sponge is my body, and soap is my blood.
I have cleaned over a thousand plates.
Unknown to filth.
Unknown to grim.
Withstood the horrors of bathrooms, garages, attics!.
I need no pity, I must clean more.
"UNLIMITED HOUSEWORKS!"

I am the trigger of my rifle.
Bullets my body, gunpowder my blood.
I have done thousands of headshots.
Unknown to ammo.
Nor aware to reload.
Withstood all for that perfect shot.
I need not hurry, I must adjust the sight more.
So, I pray.
"UNLIMITED SNIPER WORKS!"

I am the cup of my sake.
Tainted is my liver, on alcohol is my blood.
I've drunk over a thousand gourds.
Unknown to be sober.
Not known to be sane.
Have withstood hangovers to drink many bars.
Yet, myself will never know anything else.
So as I pray,
"UNLIMITED SAKE WORKS!"

Not mine but this pic is really good

So what are you're parodies?

 

[Wheeljack]

Might as well get this obvious parody out of the way:

I am the leg of my boot.
CTRL-C is my body, CTRL-V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame.
Have withstood many lawsuits to pirate weapons.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So, as I pirate;

"Unlimited Ripoff Works"

 

[sworded]

Might as well get this obvious parody out of the way:

I am the leg of my boot.
CTRL-C is my body, CTRL-V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame.
Have withstood many lawsuits to pirate weapons.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So, as I pirate;

"Unlimited Ripoff Works"

:blink: Did you come up with that yourself or is it something that's been around? And if I was stupid enough to taunt law enforcement I'd be mighty tempted to sig that.

 

[Aarik]

He copied from that one comic that parodies fate route.

And I don't know if they qualify as parodies, but:

I am the gun and the bullet,
Scarred is my body and burning is my blood,
I have lost over a thousand things,
Unaware of safety,
Nor aware of hope,
Have withstood loss to save many others,
Yet these enemies never die,
This is my "Last Shot!"

I am the bone of my sword,
Steel is my body and fire is my blood,
I have stolen over a thousand blades,
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of failure,
Have caused pain to take many weapons,
I have no regrets, this is the path I chose,
Your whole life ends, so as you die "Unlimited Blade Works!"

 

[Draveziovas]

Might as well get this obvious parody out of the way:

I am the leg of my boot.
CTRL-C is my body, CTRL-V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame.
Have withstood many lawsuits to pirate weapons.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So, as I pirate;

"Unlimited Ripoff Works"

:blink: Did you come up with that yourself or is it something that's been around? And if I was stupid enough to taunt law enforcement I'd be mighty tempted to sig that.

I believe it's from a FS/N anime parody made a while back.

 

[rdde]

Might as well get this obvious parody out of the way:

I am the leg of my boot.
CTRL-C is my body, CTRL-V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame.
Have withstood many lawsuits to pirate weapons.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So, as I pirate;

"Unlimited Ripoff Works"

:blink: Did you come up with that yourself or is it something that's been around? And if I was stupid enough to taunt law enforcement I'd be mighty tempted to sig that.

I believe it's from a FS/N anime parody made a while back.

Source: <a href='http://veloxiraptor.deviantart.com/art/Been-Caught-Stealing-36911778' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://veloxiraptor.deviantart.com/art/Bee...ealing-36911778</a>

 

[Prince Charon]

I am the bone of my sword,
Steel is my body and fire is my blood,
I have stolen over a thousand blades,
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of failure,
Have caused pain to take many weapons,
I have no regrets, this is the path I chose,
Your whole life ends, so as you die "Unlimited Blade Works!"

That's an interesting one.

Think I saw a .sig somewhere that started with "I am the bone in my Pants!" but I can't recall the rest.

 

[Shiakou]

I am the shadow of my illusion
Deceit is my tongue, false are my statements
I have trolled over a thousand fanboys
Unknown to truth, nor known to canon
Have withstood debates to maintain my cover
Yet these hands have never played your game
So, as I lie:

Unlimited Bluff Works!

I am the dere of my tsun
Harsh are my words, childish is my voice
I'll drive you away countless times
Ignorant of love, breaker of hearts
My own is shielded by a sheet of ice
Yet you are drawn to me as a moth to a flame
So as I cry;

Unlimited Rie Works!

I am the God of my World
Games are my life, Life is my bane
I have lived ten thousand years in paradise
Careless of time
Heedless of flesh
Yet these girls might someday drive me insane
So as I play;

Unlimited Conquest Works!

 

[Wheeljack]

Might as well get this obvious parody out of the way:

I am the leg of my boot.
CTRL-C is my body, CTRL-V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame.
Have withstood many lawsuits to pirate weapons.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So, as I pirate;

"Unlimited Ripoff Works"

:blink: Did you come up with that yourself or is it something that's been around? And if I was stupid enough to taunt law enforcement I'd be mighty tempted to sig that.

I believe it's from a FS/N anime parody made a while back.

Yup, first saw it a few months ago on a youtube comment and then later in a hilarious little FSN comic on deviantart. Dunno its origins though, for all I know it could've been from 4chan.

 

[MastaofBitches]

I am the God of my World
Games are my life, Life is my bane
I have lived ten thousand years in paradise
Careless of time
Heedless of flesh
Yet these girls might someday drive me insane
So as I play;

Unlimited Conquest Works!

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a TWGOK reference?

<a href='http://g.imagehost.org/0041/1032232.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>My responce if it is.</a>

 

[Professional Cynic]

I am the master of tricks
Great is my mind, long is my journey
I have fought in a decade of war
Leaders of Greeks
Bane of Trojans
Yet, I journey across the sea for the return home
So as I pray,

Unlimited Odyssey Works

Andra moi ennepe, Mousa, polutropon, hos mala polla
plangthe, epei Troies hieron ptoleithron epersen;
pollon d'anthropon iden astea kai noon egno
polla d'o g'en ponto pathen algea hon kata thumon
arnumenos hen te psucken kai noston hetairon
all'ou'dos hetarous errusato, hiemenos per

Tell me, Muse, about the man, the resourceful one
who wandered after the holy city of Troy was sacked
He saw the towns of many men and came to know their minds
He suffered much in the sea in his heart
seeking to regain his life and the return with his comrades
but he was not even able to so save his comrades, though striving

 

[grant]

You am the leg of the boot,
ctrl+c is my body, ctrl+p is my blood
unknown to copyright, nor known to originality
have stolen many stories and claim them my own
yet will never create anything relatively new
so as you plagirize, UNLIMITED RIPOFF FAIL!

(found that one briefly on a FF.net review)

I am the bone of my fate
Ain't it Sad is my body and Demoted to Extra is my blood
I have lost dozens of options
Unknown to routes nor known to Tohno-kun
Have withstood player punches to win the fanbase
Yet these hands will never hold an ending
So as I cry...
UNLIMITED SACCHIN WORKS

I am the stick of my wood
Bamboo is my body, and blood is my blood
Unaware of mercy nor aware of restraint
Have withstood many pleas to strike my target
I have no patience, this is to punish Shirou
So as I pray, UNLIMITED TORASHINAI WORKS
(reference to a fairly good Fate crack fic)

I am the bone of my charm
Average looks is my body and laziness is my blood
I have created over a thousand fights
Unaware of backbone nor aware of settling matters
Have withstood many mallets to make idiotic comments
Yet these hands will never be free of busts
So as I pray, UNLIMITED HAREM WORKS

I am the bone of my chess
Awesome is my body and unbelievable is my blood
I have created over a thousand plots
Unknown to common sense
Nor known to pragmatism
Have withstood many heroes to create schemes
Yet these hands will always be foiled
So as I pray, Unlimited Magnificent Bastard Works
By the way, this is just as I planned.

(TBH I usually HATE that kind of character)

 

[Gullwhacker]

I have come from the North
White is my beard, and red is my coat
I have visited over a billion chimneys
Unknown to child
Nor known to adult
I have ridden through storm and sleet
Yet cookies will be sufficient recompense
Such is my gift - Unlimited Toy Works!

 

[wingthesword]

I am the core of my wand
Scarred is my forehead, and dirty is my blood
I have lived when I should have died
Aware of neither kindness
Nor aware of gratitude
Urged forward by fate
While enticed by manipulation
My whole has been
Unlimited Wand Works.

 

[Prince Charon]

I am the core of my wand
Scarred is my forehead, and dirty is my blood
I have lived when I should have died
Aware of neither kindness
Nor aware of gratitude
Urged forward by fate
While enticed by manipulation
My whole has been
Unlimited Wand Works.

Done right, that would be an awesome way to kill Voldemort.

 

[Shiakou]

I have come from the North
White is my beard, and red is my coat
I have visited over a billion chimneys
Unknown to child
Nor known to adult
I have ridden through storm and sleet
Yet cookies will be sufficient recompense
Such is my gift - Unlimited Toy Works!

An awesome creed for the Crimson Rider.

I am the God of my World
Games are my life, Life is my bane
I have lived ten thousand years in paradise
Careless of time
Heedless of flesh
Yet these girls might someday drive me insane
So as I play;

Unlimited Conquest Works!

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a TWGOK reference?

<a href='http://g.imagehost.org/0041/1032232.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>My responce if it is.</a>

Is it bad that I can't name only two girls in that pic?

 

[Gatorade]

Is it bad that I can't name only two girls in that pic?

You are not alone, I can name pretty much all except for three. Maybe this is a sign I've spent way to much time on anime?

Naaaah.

 

[MastaofBitches]

I am the God of my World
Games are my life, Life is my bane
I have lived ten thousand years in paradise
Careless of time
Heedless of flesh
Yet these girls might someday drive me insane
So as I play;

Unlimited Conquest Works!

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a TWGOK reference?

<a href='http://g.imagehost.org/0041/1032232.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>My responce if it is.</a>

Is it bad that I can't name only two girls in that pic?

Seriously!? The only character I know by name is Keima...

 

[Shiakou]

I am the God of my World
Games are my life, Life is my bane
I have lived ten thousand years in paradise
Careless of time
Heedless of flesh
Yet these girls might someday drive me insane
So as I play;

Unlimited Conquest Works!

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a TWGOK reference?

<a href='http://g.imagehost.org/0041/1032232.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>My responce if it is.</a>

Is it bad that I can't name only two girls in that pic?

Seriously!? The only character I know by name is Keima...

Seriously?

Okay from left to right,

Touka from Utawarerumono (winged-ear girl, second-best character in the game, IMO)

Sagara Sanae, I think? (redhead. or it might be her sister)

Octavia from Tears to Tiara (blonde, former Imperial Roman Captain)

Aoi from Ai Yori Aoshi (blunette, she's already happily engaged though)

Sakuya from Sister Princess (bro-con. pretty normal)

Chikage from Sister Princess (aspiring black magician)

Suzumiya Akane from Rumbling Hearts (despite the yellow ribbon, not in anyway related to Haruhi)

Sunohara Mei from Clannad (weaponized "Onii-chan")

Katsuragi Keima

unknown (blunette)

Multi from To Heart (defective gynoid. Dooooooooooooooryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~)

Tsukimiya Ayu from Kanon (the one with the back pack. she got better. Uguu~)

Yayoi Mina from Tokimeki Memorial (blunette. Pretty good swimmer)

Tanamachi Kaoru from Amagami SS (nice hair)

Lisianthus from Shuffle (redhead, she's a god not an elf)

unknown

unknown (huh, I coulda sworn that was Nemu from Da Capo. . .)

 

[Lucemon]

I am the Light of my Soul
Hazard is my body, and Holy is my core
I have fallen from grace
Unknown to Victory
Nor Known to Defeat
I have rebelled to gain glory
So let them pray to my
Unlimited Pride Works

 

[Professional Cynic]

I am the nail in my Cross
Bread is my body and wine is my blood
I have been incarnated in human form
Unknown to hatred
Nor known to love
Yet, I died for their salvation
So as I pray...

Unlimited Christ Works

 

[nick012000]

<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/64/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>This</a> one is actually plausible; all it'd take is for Shirou to hear Kiritsugu talk about how magi are supposed to be logical and rational, and then throw himself at it after Kiritsugu died the same way he threw himself at physical exercise in canon.

FATE/SANE NIGHT

I am the core of my thoughts
Belief is my body
And choice is my blood
I have revised over a thousand judgments
Unafraid of loss
Nor aware of gain
Have withstood pain to update many times
Waiting for truth's arrival.
This is the one uncertain path.
My whole life has been...
Unlimited Bayes Works!

 

[Shiakou]

I am the nail in my Cross
Bread is my body and wine is my blood
I have been incarnated in human form
Unknown to hatred
Nor known to love
Yet, I died for their salvation
So as I pray...

Unlimited Christ Works

. . . It's weird reading that when you have Kyon as an avatar.

 

[Professional Cynic]

Why? Haruhi?

 

[Shiakou]

Close but no. Rather, the "Kyon is the/a God" theory/meme is a really prevalent one. Basically, I was imagining the creed being said in Kyon's voice.