Just what the Title says make your own parody. I didn't see a thread like this yet so I've decided to make one forgive me if this is on the general thread.
THE ORIGINAL BLADE WORKS for Archer and Shirou use as a reference.
Archers:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Not known to Death
Nor Known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
So, as I pray.
Unlimited Blade Works!
Shirous:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Unaware of loss;
nor aware of gain!
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have no regrets, this is the only path!
My whole life was,
Unlimited Blade Works!
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Parodies
I am the bone of my bullets.
Stars are my body, and lasers are my blood.
I have captured over a thousand spellcards.
Unaware of density.
Nor aware of speed.
Withstood pain to graze many bullets.
Waiting for Touhou 13.
I have no regrets, I must dodge more.
"UNLIMITED DANMAKU WORKS"
I am the bone of my broom
Sponge is my body, and soap is my blood.
I have cleaned over a thousand plates.
Unknown to filth.
Unknown to grim.
Withstood the horrors of bathrooms, garages, attics!.
I need no pity, I must clean more.
"UNLIMITED HOUSEWORKS!"
I am the trigger of my rifle.
Bullets my body, gunpowder my blood.
I have done thousands of headshots.
Unknown to ammo.
Nor aware to reload.
Withstood all for that perfect shot.
I need not hurry, I must adjust the sight more.
So, I pray.
"UNLIMITED SNIPER WORKS!"
I am the cup of my sake.
Tainted is my liver, on alcohol is my blood.
I've drunk over a thousand gourds.
Unknown to be sober.
Not known to be sane.
Have withstood hangovers to drink many bars.
Yet, myself will never know anything else.
So as I pray,
"UNLIMITED SAKE WORKS!"
Not mine but this pic is really good
So what are you're parodies?
THE ORIGINAL BLADE WORKS for Archer and Shirou use as a reference.
Archers:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Not known to Death
Nor Known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
So, as I pray.
Unlimited Blade Works!
Shirous:
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over 1000 blades.
Unaware of loss;
nor aware of gain!
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have no regrets, this is the only path!
My whole life was,
Unlimited Blade Works!
-----------------------------------------
Parodies
I am the bone of my bullets.
Stars are my body, and lasers are my blood.
I have captured over a thousand spellcards.
Unaware of density.
Nor aware of speed.
Withstood pain to graze many bullets.
Waiting for Touhou 13.
I have no regrets, I must dodge more.
"UNLIMITED DANMAKU WORKS"
I am the bone of my broom
Sponge is my body, and soap is my blood.
I have cleaned over a thousand plates.
Unknown to filth.
Unknown to grim.
Withstood the horrors of bathrooms, garages, attics!.
I need no pity, I must clean more.
"UNLIMITED HOUSEWORKS!"
I am the trigger of my rifle.
Bullets my body, gunpowder my blood.
I have done thousands of headshots.
Unknown to ammo.
Nor aware to reload.
Withstood all for that perfect shot.
I need not hurry, I must adjust the sight more.
So, I pray.
"UNLIMITED SNIPER WORKS!"
I am the cup of my sake.
Tainted is my liver, on alcohol is my blood.
I've drunk over a thousand gourds.
Unknown to be sober.
Not known to be sane.
Have withstood hangovers to drink many bars.
Yet, myself will never know anything else.
So as I pray,
"UNLIMITED SAKE WORKS!"
Not mine but this pic is really good
So what are you're parodies?