Naruto Untitled Naruto Crossover

[SoftRogue]

I've been playing around with an idea for a while now and I've finally come up with a way to make it work. It's still rough so please be gentle. And if I do go with it, I still need a good title.

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ôItÆs been nearly fourteen years since IÆve been here. So much has changed, yet everything is still the same.ö The figure who sat on top of the stone head of the Yondaime said wistfully in a low feminine voice as it spoke to the wind. Cloaked in the evening shadow little could be made of the figure; save the shape indicated a female form and a pair of golden eyes that looked sadly out onto the village of Konohagakure.

ôI know you tried your best to give them a reason to change their minds; but æold manÆ Sarutobi could only do so much. TheyÆve forgotten all of your lessons; even now as they prepare for a war that will most likely tear them apart.

ôI walked right into ANBU headquarters and read up on everything that happened since we both left that day and no body even noticed; almost nothing remains of your influence. If you were here and learned what they, almost everyone in your precious village, have done; you would have torn the entire village down around their ears.

ôNow donÆt get me wrong, there are a few here that still care. Believe it or not; there is this cute little Hyuuga girl that I spent the day with that I think that you would have loved. She carried me around like you use to and showed me that there is a handful that do care. I would have liked to see the æold manÆ again, though. I wish that you hadnÆt done what I showed you in front of him; you did always brag about how good his memory was.ö

A sudden barking laugh rang out for a moment before the figure continued speaking. ôHa! I bet that Shun-baka wasnÆt too happy with what happenedànah; knowing him he just pawned his responsibilities onto his adjutant, poor girl.

ôAnyway, what little the æold manÆ knew apparently died with him; not that he ever knew that much as you know. Of course, thatÆs part of the problem now.ö

The figure sighed tiredly and shifted there position. ôI know that I never told you all the details of why I could never act fully here; even to the point that the only way your precious village would have survived way for me to tell you how to do what we did; even though it meant your death and my banishment from here for so long. Well, the good news is that I donÆt have to hide anymore; but the bad is that we lostàlost big. Everything my friend and I did; everything we went throughàlosing youàwas for nothing. We were played for suckers.

ôBut thatÆs neither here nor there. ItÆs all over and now IÆm here to pick up the pieces of what we shattered. But thatÆs part of the problem; I have no idea where to begin looking.ö

The figure fell silent for a moment in contemplation before speaking again. ôI just wish that there could have been another way. I just wish thatàyou didnÆt have to die. DonÆt you agree, Kakashi-chan?ö

After a moment of silence, another figure detached itself from the cliff; revealing itself in the moonlight o be the famous Copy Ninja, Hatake Kakashi.

ôI must admit; I am slightly confused.ö The masked Jounin said in a lazy tone that belied his readiness to strike. ôIf you accomplish all that you said; which is quite impressive in and of itself; why chose to reveal yourself now any why like this?ö

ôActually, it would be better to ask why did I reveal myself to you.ö The figureÆs cheshire smile glinted in the night. ôThatÆs because, Kakashi-chan, weÆre practically family.ö

The JouninÆs visible eye became hard as he asked casually, ôOh? And how do you figure that?ö

ôThatÆs because, Kakashi-chan, youÆre one of Kazama ArashiÆsàö

As the name that hadnÆt been spoken in Konoha since the defeat of the Kyuubi no Kitsune; the name of the Yondaime Hokage; KakashiÆs arms blurred as he grabbed two handfuls of kunai and he threw them at the figure.

Except the figure wasnÆt there.

KakashiÆs mind raced as he tried to figure out what just happened. One instant he was attacking a potentially dangerous intruder; the next he was being pressed against the cliff side, his arms firmly held above his head while his own kunai, a kunai he had thrown, was being lightly pressed against the side of his neck.

ôNow now, Kakashi-chan. DidnÆt Arashi teach you not to interrupt a lady while she was talking?ö the intruder said as she looked at her prisoner; mirth held in her golden hued eyes as a smile graced her mocha brown face.

æHow?Æ the Jounin thought furiously. æHow did she get behind me so quickly? She didnÆt use Kawarimi no Jutsu and it wasnÆt Shunshin no Jutsu, there was no way she could have been using a Bunshin. The only way she could have captured me was to have usedàÆ

ôHiraishin no Jutsu?!ö Kakashi blurted out in surprise. ôBut howàö

ôHow did do that without one of those special kunai?ö his captor smiled humorously. ôArashi never did find a way around his little crutch; no matter how many times I tried to teach him how to do it the right way. Anyway Kakashi-chan, it seems that some of your friends finally noticed that IÆm up here; so IÆll get to the point. Where is he?ö

Kakashi was silent for a moment before a sweat drop appeared. ôYou know, when looking for information from someone, itÆs always a good idea to be specific.ö

ôOh, sorry. ItÆs been a while since IÆve done this.ö His captor chuckled sheepishly before her face became hard. ôWhere is my son, Kakashi-chan? Where is Naruto?ö


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Have you guessed who Naruto's mother is and what series she's from?

I'm still not sure where I want to go with this, so if anyone thinks this is worth continuing, please throw me some ideas.

Anyway, I have to run. It's midnight and I have to be up early in to morning to go to work.

 

[nuclear death frog]

Have you guessed who Naruto's mother is and what series she's from?

Yoruichi, and Bleach?

 

[Jakkun]

That's my guess. I can't think of anyone else that could be carried around. Plus she is the god of flash.

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Sounds most likely, especially with the golden eyes.

Should be interesting, but I'll be damned if I didn't mourn the (probable) loss of Yoruichi as a possibility for Naruto. :blue:

Yoruichi... :wub:

 

[Revanant Dragoon]

Yeah, I gotta go with Yoruichi too. Course, with her being his mother, not all pairings are out. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't she friends with a certain...Shiba Kuukaku? :wub: :wub: :wub:

Can't wait to see more of this. If nothing else, Soi Fong's reaction to learning her precious 'Yoruichi-sama' has a son. :snigger:

So I humbly beseech you for MO4R!

 

[Steel]

Haha @ Soifon: If you can't have Yoruichi...you'll have to settle for the next best thing.

Shota Sundae, anyone? (yes, I stole Raa's line.)

 

[Matdeception]

Damn you Softrogue.

I hate you so much, cause you remind me, of well, me.

Will we ever finish a fic? NO!

./cry

 

[Cheifhotrod]

Please MoreMOREMOREMOREMORE

 

[Jakkun]

Soi Fong is a distinct possibility. That is assuming that any of the Bleach characters can even be in the story.

Perhaps Yoruichi can change the female ANBU uniform to what she or Soi Fong wear, either the tight or baggy version. I still have yet to decide which I like better.

 

[GenocideHeart]

I'm not even going to ask how Yoruichi can be Naruto's mom, since it's genetically impossible for a dark skinned woman like Yoruichi to have a caucasian-type kid. Skin color genes aren't dominant or recessive, they mix. Naruto would have to be at least leaning towards Kaolla Su's skin tone.

Just saying... if you REALLY want a Bleach character be his mom, try Rangiku. Would also explain why he fixated on Tsunade as his mother figure, since Tsunade and Rangiku could be twins.

 

[Fosfor]

Heh, this is a pure WIN :yay:

Yoruichi FTW!

 

[Fosfor]

I'm not even going to ask how Yoruichi can be Naruto's mom, since it's genetically impossible for a dark skinned woman like Yoruichi to have a caucasian-type kid. Skin color genes aren't dominant or recessive, they mix. Naruto would have to be at least leaning towards Kaolla Su's skin tone.

Not noccesarly.

You forget one thing - Yoruichi isn't human. She's a spirit. If she wants to interact with normal people, she would have to use a gigai and who the hell knows how that would work. So it's entirely possible for Naruto to have white skin.

 

[Jakkun]

Gigai really are confusing. Do they come blank and customize themselves to the user? Or do they have to be molded to the needs of the user before hand? I'm not sure how the cat thing works with a gigai either. It might not even be an issue depending on how the bleach elements are going to be used.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Gigai really are confusing. Do they come blank and customize themselves to the user? Or do they have to be molded to the needs of the user before hand? I'm not sure how the cat thing works with a gigai either. It might not even be an issue depending on how the bleach elements are going to be used.

The one example of a gigai we have (Rukia) clearly makes it obvious the gigai took on her exact features, down to eyes, hair and skin tone.

I don't see any reason for Yoruichi's to work any different.

On a side note, Kon's bear isn't a gigai. It's a receptacle in which the 'artificial soul' is stored until it needs to be used. That it is able to move is a byproduct of its magical nature.

 

[Fosfor]

Gigai really are confusing. Do they come blank and customize themselves to the user? Or do they have to be molded to the needs of the user before hand? I'm not sure how the cat thing works with a gigai either. It might not even be an issue depending on how the bleach elements are going to be used.

The one example of a gigai we have (Rukia) clearly makes it obvious the gigai took on her exact features, down to eyes, hair and skin tone.

I don't see any reason for Yoruichi's to work any different.

Yeah, that's true. However, just how gigai goes with genes is whole another kettle of fish. Outward appearance is one thing, but nobody (save maybe Kubo Tite) knows just how gigai works and how it is built. It may be a kind of construct, "flesh doll" or specially compressed reiatsu, for all we know.

What always bugged me, was Urahara. Or, specifically, his gigai. Every time a shinigami wants to use a zanpakuto, he must leave his gigai (kido, as we saw with Rukia, is doable in gigai). Urahara has no problems whatsoever with using Benihime while remaining in the for that can be clearly seen by normal people. Why? Did he learn how to "compress" himself or something like that to manifest his spirit form in the living world? This IS Urahara we're talking about, man who invented a way to reach bankaai in three days and made Hougyoku. And Yoruichi is never seen using a gigai either, while her cat form (along with propably her normal form) are implied to be visible by non-spiritually aware.

 

[BlackSun]

The one example of a gigai we have (Rukia) clearly makes it obvious the gigai took on her exact features, down to eyes, hair and skin tone.

I don't see any reason for Yoruichi's to work any different.

I'm no expert when it comes to Bleach, but maybe a Gigai could be built with different features from the user, so the user can hide on Earth for one reason or another.

 

[lethum]

For all we know Naruto was born dark skinned and the chakra of the 4th during the sealing of the Kyuubi and his own genes made him whiter (naruto is white, but not THAT white). The fourth probably knew that his enemies would be at a loss to find his son but his super-cool-reiatsu-sensing-friend-of-Urahara-shinigami wife would after the backlash of his seal faded.

 

[zeebee1]

What people tend to forget is that while it was a lie that Urahara was exiled because he created a gigai that was totally human, he still did create one. Also remember that not only did he make Rukia a custom gigai, he also made a gigai he could switch out of at a moments notice. All of those things mean it can be customized.

 

[GenocideHeart]

The fourth probably knew that his enemies would be at a loss to find his son but his super-cool-reiatsu-sensing-friend-of-Urahara-shinigami wife would after the backlash of his seal faded.

Yeah, because the fact Naruto looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM past sealing makes it reeeeeeeal hard to tell he's his kid.

...Not EVERYONE is a moron like the Naruto guys, and especially not whatever enemy he might have picked up from the Soul Society side.

 

[GaelicDragon]

What always bugged me, was Urahara. Or, specifically, his gigai. Every time a shinigami wants to use a zanpakuto, he must leave his gigai (kido, as we saw with Rukia, is doable in gigai). Urahara has no problems whatsoever with using Benihime while remaining in the for that can be clearly seen by normal people. Why? Did he learn how to "compress" himself or something like that to manifest his spirit form in the living world? This IS Urahara we're talking about, man who invented a way to reach bankaai in three days and made Hougyoku. And Yoruichi is never seen using a gigai either, while her cat form (along with propably her normal form) are implied to be visible by non-spiritually aware.

Urahara was the head of the science division. If I remember right, making a modified gigai was what got him thrown out of Soul Society. Making a specially modified one for himself isn't that much of a stretch.

As for skin tone...this is anime. Playing fast and loose with some things (such as physics) is normal. Anime has kids with different hair color than the parents, so skin tone is less of a big deal.

 

[zeebee1]

Read my above post. The modified gigai was just the excuse they gave for kicking him out. But he has made at least two heavily modified gigai.

 

[Revanant Dragoon]

The fourth probably knew that his enemies would be at a loss to find his son but his super-cool-reiatsu-sensing-friend-of-Urahara-shinigami wife would after the backlash of his seal faded.

Yeah, because the fact Naruto looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM past sealing makes it reeeeeeeal hard to tell he's his kid.

Yeah, that wouldn't really work. However, you could just say that his lighter skin was a random mutation resulting from the sealing. :huh.:

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Yoruichi is likely of South Asian or African descent. Based solely on appearance, I am inclined to think South Asian is more likely, but...

Assuming she's South Asian, Naruto could end up with nothing more than dark enough skin to be considered 'tanned,' if that. Compared to some of the pasty bastards on the show, I would say he already meets that quality.

Even if she's not South Asian, I know at least three people of mixed parentage who are light-skinned enough to pass as merely being tanned, and one of them is even a blonde.

But... eh.

Is it really that big a deal? We're arguing the genetics of skintone in a medium that regularly involves people with pink, purple, blue, and green hair and golden eyes... am I the only one who finds that amusing?

 

[Revanant Dragoon]

Is it really that big a deal? We're arguing the genetics of skintone in a medium that regularly involves people with pink, purple, blue, and green hair and golden eyes... am I the only one who finds that amusing?

I sense cat-girls in danger.

Onto a different topic, where exactly in the Bleach timeline is this?

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Course, with her being his mother, not all pairings are out.? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't she friends with a certain...Shiba Kuukaku? :wub:? :wub:? :wub:

Yeah, I almost forgot about her... :wub:

Bleach has a number of extremely hot women, come to think of it. Yoruichi, Orihime, Kuukaku, Rangiku, Soi Fong... and that's just the ones off the top of my head. :yay:

Can't wait to see more of this.? If nothing else, Soi Fong's reaction to learning her precious 'Yoruichi-sama' has a son. :snigger:

Now you put the image in my head of Soi Fong holding herself back, only to jump Naruto and end up pulling Yoruichi in... damn you! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It must be done!

And all this talk of modified gigais and how they pass on genetics just gave me an interesting idea. If the whole Yoruichi/Naruto idea squicks you because of her being his 'mother,' just have the gigais use 'surface' genetics to whoever is in it... in other words, it matches the appearance of the person... not their actual genes.

Then Yoruichi is his mother in name and spirit, pun intended, only. :yay: