[20:36:31] <+Seg> "Not when MagicÖ can create dragons out of fucking rabbits in a single generation."
[20:36:33] <+Seg> That is
[20:36:36] <+Seg> a good idea
[20:36:55] <+Seg> Turn your little bunny farm into an unstoppable... fuck, I dunno, brontosaurus horde
[20:37:11] <+Seg> Also, you forgot to log out of perfection
[20:44:09] <@LR> The hilarious thing about that
[20:44:18] <@LR> Is that it would still ACT like a bunny
[20:44:24] <@LR> even though it was in some giant fucking dinosaur body
[20:44:38] <@LR> Can you imagine a herd of brontosauruses
[20:44:44] <@LR> Hopping across the scottish highlands?
[20:47:52] <+Seg> fuck yeah
[20:47:57] <+Seg> (also fucking a lot)
[20:48:52] <@LR> That would be the most hilarious thing ever.
[20:49:29] <@LR> And that's the story of how Harry Potter got the highest NEWT Transfiguration score in the history of the ICW.
[20:49:38] <+Seg> lmfao
[20:50:27] <+Seg> "And anything else, Mr. Potter? Do you have any more you can show us that can attest to your mastery of Transfiguration?"
[20:50:33] <+Seg> "... yeah, yeah I do actually."
[20:51:01] <+Seg> Harry reaches down to a pouch, pulls out a smal cage, and lets out three rabbits
[20:51:17] <+Seg> "Come on, guys," he calls to his bunnies, walking towards the exit
[20:51:23] <+Seg> "Where are you going, Mr. Potter?"
[20:51:34] <+Seg> "Outside, of course. Follow me, sir."
[20:51:59] <+Seg> Harry herds his bunnies outside, and motions to the examiners to stand back
[20:52:25] <+Seg> "This is pretty much the most I can do with transfiguration, but it's a two-piece demonstration. May I?"
[20:52:32] <+Seg> "Of course."
[20:52:47] <+Seg> Harry points his wand at a distant tree, and swishes it
[20:52:56] <+Seg> The tree suddenly becomes an enormous carrot
[20:53:07] <+Seg> He points at the trio of rabbits, and starts running backwards
[20:53:20] <+Seg> With a loud crack, suddenly the rabbits are not white and fluffy anymore
[20:53:25] <+Seg> (although they could be called cute)
[20:53:32] <+Seg> And they stampede towards the carrotree
[20:54:28] <+Seg> I could write a fucking story about this
[20:54:38] <+Seg> a multi-chapter motherfucker
[20:54:54] <+Seg> about how he comes upon the idea, how he learns to do it, and how he uses it, finally
[20:55:29] <+Seg> "Harry... the Order has gone into hiding after the last raid. You have to come with us... that's the only way to be safe." SMACK
[20:55:38] <+Seg> Harry knocks Ron the fuck out
[20:55:45] <+Seg> stuffs him into a bin to keep him safe
[20:55:49] <+Seg> and goes off to a rabbit farm
[20:56:15] <+Seg> "MY LORD, GREAT BEASTS ARE TEARING THROUGH OUR CAMP"
[20:56:25] <+Seg> "wtf are those dinosaurs?"
