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Really insane Rurouni Kenshin fic idea! OOCness to max!
Basic premise. Everything is going well with Karou and Kenshin. Until, Kenshin decided to ditch Kaoru and go for Megumi! This pisses off Karou so much, she decides to enact revenge against Kenshin to matter what! Senosuke, also pissed off that Kenshin took Megumi, joins Kaoru in planning and killing Kenshin. She even turns those little girls (whose names escape me right now) against him.
Of course, what winds up happening is they wind up killing everyone, EXCEPT Kenshin (and Megumi). Which only winds up pissing them off even more.
At the same time, Yahiko starts to develop a girl problem. Basically, the little restuarant girl, and the circus girl (plus possible others) discover... that Yahiko is packing so to speak. Yahiko, suddenly discovers that he does not want the attention, must suddenly run away as fast as he can from the, um, lustful girls in order to save his innocence!
Something that Kenshin and Senosuke disapprove with, by sayings like "Are you really a man Yahiko? You must accept your fate as gods gift to girls like me, that it is." :snigger:
Down the line, Kenshin decides to pick up Misao, turning his relationship into a three way loving fest. Of course, this means that Aoshi joins Kaoru's side in the revenge tour. Oh, and Misao and Megumi would also be trying to kill say the otherside. But their success is about the same as Karou's group. Basically, killing everyone BUT them. :rofl:
To give you a taste of what this all was leading to, during the time that the sumo wrestler arrives, Kenshin, him, and the others are sitting down and having a meal (now why would Kenshin in company still eat with them? Just cuze. ). Kaoru would be poisoning Kenshin's food while the wrestler would be thanking Karou for the food and complimenting her. However, for some reason, Kenshin just doesn't seem to die. While the wrestler, inexplicably devolves (attitude wise at least) into a caveman. He vocabulary simplifies and he just starts to eat and eat. Including the table, chairs, plates, etc. Panicking, Kaoru feeds him gunpowder filled bombs. After all that is over. Kaoru would be screaming obscenities like "Like the hell was that all about?!" And Kenshin would go "That was pretty fucked up that it is."
And afterwards, Karou, Senosuke, and Aoshi would be screwing each other trying to think of ways in offing Kenshin (and possibly the other girls). The opposite would be true for Kenshin's group. Yet somehow, Kenshin could still be able to sit down and have a semi-normal dinner with Karou.
As for Yahiko? Well, one scene I had in mind for him, was that, he was being stalked by that circus and restaurant girl. They would be squealing "YaHIko!" Hearing this, Yahiko would think he had no choice but to make the ultimate sacrafice. Water... full of ice! And then, as Yahiko tries to jump into the water, the other girls see this, scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And like the Matrix, goes in slow motion, they come to the rescue and save Yahiko's um, manhood. His innocence is another matter, which he is again, forced to run. :lol:
So what's the point of all this? Um, no point actually. I just wanted to write a really insane fic at the time I thought this one up with Kenshin getting most of the girls except Kaoru which I wasn't that fond of (note, this was BEFORE I came up with the idea for Valiant Shinji). Well that and, for the episode like the sumo wrestler, well, for characters I'm not that happy with, well, give them a fun send off. h43r:
Now, I'm putting this story up for adoption. Why? Partly due to the fact that I have no time to write it. The other part? Haven't seen enough of Rurouni Kenshin to do this story any justice. Which... actually sounds quite odd. This story and justice? B) Anyways, if anyone wants to pick it up, go ahead!
Really insane Rurouni Kenshin fic idea! OOCness to max!
Basic premise. Everything is going well with Karou and Kenshin. Until, Kenshin decided to ditch Kaoru and go for Megumi! This pisses off Karou so much, she decides to enact revenge against Kenshin to matter what! Senosuke, also pissed off that Kenshin took Megumi, joins Kaoru in planning and killing Kenshin. She even turns those little girls (whose names escape me right now) against him.
Of course, what winds up happening is they wind up killing everyone, EXCEPT Kenshin (and Megumi). Which only winds up pissing them off even more.
At the same time, Yahiko starts to develop a girl problem. Basically, the little restuarant girl, and the circus girl (plus possible others) discover... that Yahiko is packing so to speak. Yahiko, suddenly discovers that he does not want the attention, must suddenly run away as fast as he can from the, um, lustful girls in order to save his innocence!
Something that Kenshin and Senosuke disapprove with, by sayings like "Are you really a man Yahiko? You must accept your fate as gods gift to girls like me, that it is." :snigger:
Down the line, Kenshin decides to pick up Misao, turning his relationship into a three way loving fest. Of course, this means that Aoshi joins Kaoru's side in the revenge tour. Oh, and Misao and Megumi would also be trying to kill say the otherside. But their success is about the same as Karou's group. Basically, killing everyone BUT them. :rofl:
To give you a taste of what this all was leading to, during the time that the sumo wrestler arrives, Kenshin, him, and the others are sitting down and having a meal (now why would Kenshin in company still eat with them? Just cuze. ). Kaoru would be poisoning Kenshin's food while the wrestler would be thanking Karou for the food and complimenting her. However, for some reason, Kenshin just doesn't seem to die. While the wrestler, inexplicably devolves (attitude wise at least) into a caveman. He vocabulary simplifies and he just starts to eat and eat. Including the table, chairs, plates, etc. Panicking, Kaoru feeds him gunpowder filled bombs. After all that is over. Kaoru would be screaming obscenities like "Like the hell was that all about?!" And Kenshin would go "That was pretty fucked up that it is."
And afterwards, Karou, Senosuke, and Aoshi would be screwing each other trying to think of ways in offing Kenshin (and possibly the other girls). The opposite would be true for Kenshin's group. Yet somehow, Kenshin could still be able to sit down and have a semi-normal dinner with Karou.
As for Yahiko? Well, one scene I had in mind for him, was that, he was being stalked by that circus and restaurant girl. They would be squealing "YaHIko!" Hearing this, Yahiko would think he had no choice but to make the ultimate sacrafice. Water... full of ice! And then, as Yahiko tries to jump into the water, the other girls see this, scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And like the Matrix, goes in slow motion, they come to the rescue and save Yahiko's um, manhood. His innocence is another matter, which he is again, forced to run. :lol:
So what's the point of all this? Um, no point actually. I just wanted to write a really insane fic at the time I thought this one up with Kenshin getting most of the girls except Kaoru which I wasn't that fond of (note, this was BEFORE I came up with the idea for Valiant Shinji). Well that and, for the episode like the sumo wrestler, well, for characters I'm not that happy with, well, give them a fun send off. h43r:
Now, I'm putting this story up for adoption. Why? Partly due to the fact that I have no time to write it. The other part? Haven't seen enough of Rurouni Kenshin to do this story any justice. Which... actually sounds quite odd. This story and justice? B) Anyways, if anyone wants to pick it up, go ahead!
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