ôShepard, Good to see you haven't lost your skills. We received a copy of the initial debrief from the Quarians you encountered. Hopefully, they'll be as forthcoming with the full files once this 'Veetor' is back on the flotilla.ö
Back in this damn room; or close enough, the hologram is really very good. Just as before, the room is nearly empty. No databads or terminals, nothing to show he's actually working at all.
Either the Illusive Man is a lot less hands on than I've been lead to believe, or he's got some way of knowing I'm going to show up before I actually do.
Redundant comm setups just to look more omniscient...
Jackass.
ôTreating people like people can work wonders.ö
ôIt can, when it works.ö
I nod, conceding the point. I'm hardly in a position to talk, really. There's more than one good reason they call me The Butcher.
ôSo, now we know that the Collectors are behind this disappearance, probably the others as well. I assume you have something in mind?ö
ôConfirmation of the Collector's involvement is a solid step, we'd suspected as much for months now. More pressing is their methods. These 'swarms' the quarian spoke of. We'll need to find a way to neutralize them before we can go on the offensive.ö
ôHow long will your lab boys take, or should we start outsourcing?ö
His eye flicks, I think; hard to tell with those implants. I'm pretty sure he's not used to talking with people as equals though. It's throwing him.
Good, I'll take all the leverage I can get.
It's a momentary thing though, and almost before it registers he's all smooth ease again.
ôThere's a Salarian on Omega by the name of Mordin Solus. He has an impressive service record. I'd like you to recruit him, set him up with the data we recovered and see what he comes up with. While he's at it, you need to put together another team like the one that stopped Saren.ö
ôIf I'm going to start picking up strays again, I'll need something bigger than a shuttle.ö
Hell, I'd appreciate an upgrade regardless, an actual cot, or at least a z-can would be a huge improvement over the damn bench.
TIM is smirking again, which means he's probably relishing whatever he's about to pull out his ass.
ôI thought you might say that. I'll leave you to get acquainted with your new command. I'll forward Solus' dossier and any others that make the grade.ö
He reaches for the disconnect button floating just beside his hand before pausing.
ôOh, and Shepard, give my compliments to your helmsman.ö
And on that eerie ass note, the scene blinks out, leaving the plain walls of the com room.
ôHey Commander, just like old times, huh?ö
It couldn't be...
It is.
Seeing Joker again is...odd.
It's another friendly face, another person I trusted. But he's here, with Cerberus.
And to me, it's barely been two days since I was falling out of orbit, cursing his crippled ass for getting me killed.
I'm not really focused as we walk up out of the comm room. He's saying something about being grounded by the Alliance brass after the Normandy went down. And Joining Cerberus for the chance to fly and the promise of working with me again.
Fair enough, and it's after that I realize he took a left instead of a right out from the com room and we're in a corridor I've never seen before. One whole wall is nothing but banked windows looking down into blackness.
ôYou really trust Cerberus, Joker?ö
He snorts.
ôI don't trust anyone who makes more than I do, no offense.ö I snort myself at that. Man hasn't changed a bit. ôBut they're not all bad. Brought you back, let me fly, and...ö
He tips his head at the windows, and in what has to be a choreographed bit of timing, the lights snap on beyond the windows, revealing a good sized sealed dock.
And in it...
It's beautiful. The sharp, arcing lines of the Normandy, but bigger, and smoothed out into graceful curves. The stupidly over designed arm mounts for the main thrusters are gone, replaced by four variable mount thrusters set on angled wings. The bottom isn't arced upward, instead remaining flat, more living space relative to the size with a minimal increase in profile.
The only real downside...Is the gigantic Cerberus logo blazoned across the side of the hull.
ôWelcome Home, commander,ö Joker says, ôwell, she will be once I finish the last tune up this afternoon.ö
ôI...it's good to be home Joker.ö I grin ôBut first, don't you owe me a beer?ö