Naruto Wayne, what happened to those Fountains?!

Once upon time, I got fed up of seeing people endlessly create a character so she could be bashed along with her daughter. And so I had nothing but a dream of someone doing something else with the character, making it so that a character's crush on that daughter was only due to his hope that she would become more like this often-bashed person, with all the ensuing comedy.

And today, Meinos Kaen added the final touch in making that dream a reality. :mmm:

:hail: :hail: :hail:
 

Coelacanth

Well-Known Member
Thank you for extending my ability to procrastinate. BEST ENDING EVER.
 

Nitramy

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Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
 
Finding out Naruto isn't intrested in you: 5000 yen

Finding out he got a girlfriend he crushed on forever: 900 yen

Finding out it is your mom he crushed on and is now dating (....and maybe even doing the naughty with): priceless

For some people there is yen. For others is there Nin master card.

Sorry couldn't help myself from doing that. It was just that priceless to read and imaging Sakura face when she realiced the Naruto was intrested in Midori and not Sakura. :snigger:

Edit: Agree with Nitramy. This must be posted on ff.net. So that more of the internet can savor the goodness that is Naruto x Midori Haruno.
 

l3fty

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Ah, the wonders of milfs, and those moments when you realize you live near one hot milf, she filled that red dress very nicely, woops, forgot about the milf next door as well, anyway, to all milfs out there, cheers.
 

Knyght

The Collector
Nitramy said:
Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
Naruto gets laid and Sakura gets screwed over (sort of). If you're expecting negative responses then you're gonna be disappointed.
 

Kai-

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knight504 said:
Nitramy said:
Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
Naruto gets laid and Sakura gets screwed over (sort of). If you're expecting negative responses then you're gonna be disappointed.
tag the story Naruto and Sakura and say something about true love in the summary (but nothing about Midori)

You just need to know your audience a little better ;)
 
Teasing Naru/Saku and then incite the pairing fans into a rage with a crack twist of the true pairing. That's just devious enough to work. :D
 

marthf1

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Awesome close to black. Plenty of closure without overstaying its welcome & requiring unimportant details. Fun 'epilogue' too.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
marthf1 said:
Awesome close to black. Plenty of closure without overstaying its welcome & requiring unimportant details. Fun 'epilogue' too.
Seconded. Nice way to end it, all thing considered. And nice touch with Tsunade asking about Naruto's ... 'habits'. I lol'd with that one.

Damn fine work, MK. Keep it up. Looking forward to whatever comes out next.
 

Juopunumies

Well-Known Member
Kai- said:
knight504 said:
Nitramy said:
Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
Naruto gets laid and Sakura gets screwed over (sort of). If you're expecting negative responses then you're gonna be disappointed.
tag the story Naruto and Sakura and say something about true love in the summary (but nothing about Midori)

You just need to know your audience a little better ;)
Okay, now picture a similar story, but replace Midori with Sasuke. Do you see why that's a bad thing to do now?
 

cilrais

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Juopunumies said:
Kai- said:
knight504 said:
Nitramy said:
Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
Naruto gets laid and Sakura gets screwed over (sort of). If you're expecting negative responses then you're gonna be disappointed.
tag the story Naruto and Sakura and say something about true love in the summary (but nothing about Midori)

You just need to know your audience a little better ;)
Okay, now picture a similar story, but replace Midori with Sasuke. Do you see why that's a bad thing to do now?
ôWell, I was thinking about it. My apartment's starting to feel quite cramped, and-ö He blinked as Sasuke chuckled, amused that he hadn't gotten it yet. ôWait a-You mean move as in...ö He nodded and he became red in the face. ôYou mean move in? With you?!ö

ôIt's a big house for just one person. And that way, you can see me more easily, right?ö He pushed himself up from his lap, sitting on his knees on the couch.

ôB-But... So soon? I mean...ö Naruto suddenly felt overwhelmed. It had taken him a couple days to get used to the notion of having a boyfriend. An Uchiha boyfriend, who was the love of his other teammate and his first and only love. Now, said boyfriend, after only a month, had offered him to move in with him. ôAre... Are you sure, Sasuke-kun?ö

ôI wouldn't have asked, otherwise. Why?ö Sasuke inched his face closer to his own. ôYou don't want to?ö

ôN-No! I mean, I do! I really do! It's just...ö He flushed. He scratched the back of his head. How could he say that without offending him?ô... That would be... Coming out in the open with it.ö

ô... Naruto-kun.ö Sasuke grasped his cheeks softly. They joined their lips together in a loving kiss. They were left flushed and smiling afterwards, as always. ôI want to come out in the open with it.ö

ô... I don't think Sakura would be happy with it.ö He chuckled at his haunted look.

ôMe neither. She'll probably hit you, kick up a storm, not talk to both of us for months, maybe destroy a portion of Hokage's mountain in her rampage-probably the Nidaime, she always got scared at night when she looked at it from her room-but she'll have to come around, eventually.ö Sasuke slowly set his forehead against his, their noses barely touching. ôIt's a threshold we'll have to cross sooner or later. I think sooner would be better, no?ö

ô... True.ö 'Like removing a tooth, I guess. Just bring it on.' He had to admit. As happy as he was, the shadow of Sakura haunting over him kept him from really enjoying being Sasuke's boyfriend. Even if just the thought always brought a goofy grin to his face.

ôThat way, we can also do adult things together, yes?ö His ears weren't supposed to have that many blood vessels. Sasuke smiled and latched around Naruto's neck in such a way that his chest was the only thing in his line of vision. ôNaruto-kun, I know you think about it. You haven't asked because you respect me... But mostly out of fear of Sakura, right?ö
 

Meinos Kaen

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Kai- said:
knight504 said:
Nitramy said:
Oh, MK? Do post this on ff.net. I want to SAVOR the rage of all the fanon-tards who turn Sakura's mother into a harping shrew.
Naruto gets laid and Sakura gets screwed over (sort of). If you're expecting negative responses then you're gonna be disappointed.
tag the story Naruto and Sakura and say something about true love in the summary (but nothing about Midori)

You just need to know your audience a little better ;)
Hmmm, basically, you want me to troll the fanboys and fangirls on Ff.Net... I, ike this idea. :D Can anyone suggest a good trap summary?
 

Liam-don

Well-Known Member
Why would Sasuke know that Sakura's night terror about Nidaime?
 

Knyght

The Collector
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Romance - Naruto & Sakura.

 

Meinos Kaen

Well-Known Member
knight504 said:
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Romance - Naruto & Sakura.

Heheheh... Oh, this is gonna be good! I can just hear their rage and flames! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 

Meinos Kaen

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bigbabidi said:
cilrais said:
LMAO. Took me a couple seconds to see what you did there. :)
Bigbabidi, my friend! You're still with us?! And just in time!

<a href='http://www.storieinrosso.com/2012/05/special-three-shot-wayne-what-happened.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Special Story - Wayne, what happened to those fountains?!</a>

Here's a preview of the FF.Net trolling version! It's in the PDF File!
 

MastaofBitches

Well-Known Member
Meinos Kaen said:
bigbabidi said:
cilrais said:
LMAO. Took me a couple seconds to see what you did there. :)
Bigbabidi, my friend! You're still with us?! And just in time!

<a href='http://www.storieinrosso.com/2012/05/special-three-shot-wayne-what-happened.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Special Story - Wayne, what happened to those fountains?!</a>

Here's a preview of the FF.Net trolling version! It's in the PDF File!
Not to sound rude or anything but... You kind of misspelled my name :sweat:

But still, once that goes up, are you going to post the most amusing reviews here, or are we going to have to regularly check up on it ourselves?
 

Meinos Kaen

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MastaofBitches said:
Meinos Kaen said:
bigbabidi said:
cilrais said:
LMAO. Took me a couple seconds to see what you did there. :)
Bigbabidi, my friend! You're still with us?! And just in time!

<a href='http://www.storieinrosso.com/2012/05/special-three-shot-wayne-what-happened.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Special Story - Wayne, what happened to those fountains?!</a>

Here's a preview of the FF.Net trolling version! It's in the PDF File!
Not to sound rude or anything but... You kind of misspelled my name :sweat:

But still, once that goes up, are you going to post the most amusing reviews here, or are we going to have to regularly check up on it ourselves?
I'll post the more amusing ones. For everything else...

<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8076267/1/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>FF.Net Version Link!</a>
 

MastaofBitches

Well-Known Member
Meinos Kaen said:
MastaofBitches said:
Meinos Kaen said:
bigbabidi said:
cilrais said:
LMAO. Took me a couple seconds to see what you did there. :)
Bigbabidi, my friend! You're still with us?! And just in time!

<a href='http://www.storieinrosso.com/2012/05/special-three-shot-wayne-what-happened.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Special Story - Wayne, what happened to those fountains?!</a>

Here's a preview of the FF.Net trolling version! It's in the PDF File!
Not to sound rude or anything but... You kind of misspelled my name :sweat:

But still, once that goes up, are you going to post the most amusing reviews here, or are we going to have to regularly check up on it ourselves?
I'll post the more amusing ones. For everything else...

<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8076267/1/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>FF.Net Version Link!</a>
Did Ido something to upset you? IS that why my name was misspelt?

Also, I don't understand the scene breaks, are they meant to be something or...?
 

MastaofBitches

Well-Known Member
[quote="faith']its the troll song, duh :rolleyes:[/quote]
...There's a troll song? :huh:
 
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