whats the worst dialouge you've heard in a game
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Worst VA... hm. Every game that uses german words where they don't belong (and that means: in any way, shape, place, time or anything in those games, because non-native speakers just /don't/ get it right)....
(hey, the Voice Acting of the Red Alert series was awesome. Apocalypse Tank <3)
Worst Dialogue.. hm... very, very hard to say. But my choice is Heroes of Might & Magic V, the Necromancer-Lord during the campaign. That guy is so BLOODY annoying..
(hey, the Voice Acting of the Red Alert series was awesome. Apocalypse Tank <3)
Worst Dialogue.. hm... very, very hard to say. But my choice is Heroes of Might & Magic V, the Necromancer-Lord during the campaign. That guy is so BLOODY annoying..
Best part? Not only is the dialogue corny as hell, the voice acting is so bad. They somehow managed to overact every half-syllable. XD
The rest of the game is almost as bad. But it's so awful I sit through the dialogue just for the lulz of it.
edit: If you'll notice, Dracula pretty much non-sequiturs in every response.
The rest of the game is almost as bad. But it's so awful I sit through the dialogue just for the lulz of it.
edit: If you'll notice, Dracula pretty much non-sequiturs in every response.
Okay. Crappy voice acting might do its part... 
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
^-- "I didn't come here, I was brought here, kthxbai"
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal mens' souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
^-- "Sure I steal souls and enslave 'em, but so does any religion"
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets... But enough talk, have at you!
^-- "Mankind = miserable + secret = in need of saving... oh and plx die now"
As for non sequitur -> see above, no
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
^-- "I didn't come here, I was brought here, kthxbai"
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal mens' souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
^-- "Sure I steal souls and enslave 'em, but so does any religion"
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets... But enough talk, have at you!
^-- "Mankind = miserable + secret = in need of saving... oh and plx die now"
As for non sequitur -> see above, no
What happens afterwards? Does the Vampire Hunter dust the FAnged One or does he get SMISH SMASH SMUSH BLAM through the nearest castle wall into an early grave? :c (and, honestly, I think that Dracula has every right to bring religion into play when it comes to soul-sucking. After all, what else can a vampire compare himself to? )
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Cornuthaum said:
What happens afterwards? Does the Vampire Hunter dust the FAnged One or does he get SMISH SMASH SMUSH BLAM through the nearest castle wall into an early grave? :c (and, honestly, I think that Dracula has every right to bring religion into play when it comes to soul-sucking. After all, what else can a vampire compare himself to? )
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Or at least, trying to. Richter is a seriously badass Belmont - he'll kill you a lot faster than you can kill him if you aren't careful about what you do, and he abuses items and Item Crashes...