Naruto With the Nogging of Engine MMVI

[Meinos Kaen]

1)

Like all the crazy things about life, even this latest misadventure in one Uzumaki Naruto’s existence had to start with something.

And this something happened to be lips.

But not just any lips. Oh no, sire. This were by far the softest, warmest, moistest set of lips he had never set eyes on.

Yes. Because, you see, as Uzumaki Naruto experienced his first proper and what would remain one of the most erotic displays of affection he would ever receive, he was blindfolded.

Blind dates were so old news. Now the newest thing in Konoha were Blind Parties. It started out as an innocent enough try at livening up a village that, after almost being obliterated, sorely needed some recreation. Something silly.

Now, if for normal people staying a whole night with their eyes being denied the feeble light of the moon and even electrical sources of such without bumping and crashing into everything and everyone and as such getting a headache without even touching booze would be impossible, it wasn’t the same for ninjas.

It was both fun and training. Unsurprisingly, Maito Gai and Rock Lee were one of the first to sponsor this new ‘Most youthful way of aggregation’.

Hyuuga were the first to be banned. Then re-integrated with the condition of chakra suppressing bracelets. Which, accomplice one 'colorful' decorating idea of one Yamanaka Ino, they also became a fashion statement.

Anyway, it was at one of these occasions, with the party heading towards its end, that Naruto met those mysterious lips.

"Screw meeting. It was an ambush!" Naruto declared, which earned him a shushing motion from his interlocutor and the general attention of the small restaurant they were in. He blushed. "M-Metaphorically speaking."

"Must have been... Real surprising, huh?" Iruka said, flushing slightly himself. The thought of a girl being bold enough to slip Naruto-Wait, did she? "Did the mysterious girl also use... Ehm..."

"... Maybe a little. Anyway, I need your help, Iruka-sensei!"

"My help? For what?"

"To discover who the hell it was, of course! Ah, sorry, volume. Right." The blonde grinned sheepishly. "Anyway, you must have some idea as to who it could be!"

"... Who it could be, huh?" Iruka leaned back in his seat, bringing his drink with him. 'If it had been a couple weeks ago, I could have even given you her address, Naruto. But now?' "Haven't got the foggiest idea, Naruto."

"Huh?" The blonde blinked, taken by surprise. "Iruka-sensei, I may be slow, but I thought at least you would notice if... You know."

"Oh, I noticed. And that's exactly the problem." Iruka snorted, downing his drink. He would need to get drunk to face that particular truth. It was the third already. "The list's too long for me to make any wild guess."

"W-What do you mean too long?" Naruto stuttered, incredulous and just a bit nervous. No matter his bravado, there were many areas in life where he didn’t feel any confidence in himself. One of these was girls. Or better, his popularity with them. “I mean, I’m just… Me. What could-”

“That’s another long list. Try and think about it.” Naruto stared, eyes wide. Iruka snorted. He ordered another drink. “Let’s start with social merits. You’re the favourite of Tsunade-sama, apprentice to two of Konoha’s heroes -Jiraiya of the Sannin and Copy Ninja Kakashi- and you recently beat Pain, the guy who destroyed the village and no one managed to do anything against. Also - and I still don’t understand HOW you did it - you talked him into resurrecting every single person died in the attack. Enough?”

“W-Well, I guess that’s great and all but-”

“No? Okay, how about looks, then. Blonde hair and blue eyes are very rare tonalities, and they’re considered exotic and attractive even if they weren’t the colours of the freaking fourth Hokage. And your appearance in that cloak, on a frog on top of another frog with a frog riding your head and the fight using as many variations of the Rasengan as humanly possible didn’t exactly help your case against the rumours going around about who the hell may have spawned you.”

“There are rumours?! Oh, that’s why that old man wanted me to wear-Wait! Anyway, that doesn’t-”

“Not enough?! Jesus, Naruto! It’s hard for me to acknowledge that a 17 years old is more popular than me with women! Do you really have to make me go through all the details?!” Iruka grumbled, snatching his refill from the waitress’ hand.

“I-Iruka-sensei, are you drunk?”

“Not yet, damn it! But seriously, Naruto, you’re a hero, you’re good looking and provided that you don’t die in the line of duty or got some kind of horrible STD-You don’t, do you?”

“Of course not!”

“You never know. Anyway, Sasuke? Forget Sasuke. You’re probably twice as popular as he was back at the academy. Maybe more.” Iruka acknowledged, groaning. “Off the top of my head, I can make a list of women who may be interested in you as long as my arm. And then some fingers.”

“... Really?”

“Yeah. So, I can’t make a guess about it, Naruto, and to tell the truth, I’m not that much of an expert myself.” All the girls of the ‘list’ were ones that he had overheard talk about Naruto openly. Some in a way that… Oh, fuck it. He needed another drink. “You’re going to have to go at this the smart way.”

“... The smart, way, huh?” That meant he needed someone smart. And the smartest person he knew…

-With the Nogging of Engine MMVI-​

2)

“Of all the troublesome things you could come to me with…!”

 

[MastaofBitches]

...Okay, what?

 

[TmDagger]

... Teh List is far longer then Iruka thinks it is.

 

[Sdebeli]

I am confused. A good confused, but confused nonetheless. Carry on good sir.

 

[AJ_Katon]

*Does the Gendo Ikari thinking pose*

Fascinating. Continue. Also its good to see you in the Naruto Forum again Meinos.

 

[Daneel Rush]

Well this is an unexpected surprise.

Nice to see you around here again, and let's see where you go with this.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

It started from the wish to make a spiritual sequel to 'Wayne', at least in how I made the title, and now it's flowing out my fingers.

2)

“Of all the troublesome things you could come to me with…!”

"Oh, come on, Shikamaru!" Naruto whined, pivoting in front of his friend, hands joined in front of his chest. “Please? Pretty please with shrimp ramen on top?”

“Do you really think bribing me with food will change anything?”

“Well, it’s a start!”

“Is it?”

“Yeah!”

“...”

“...”

“... Okay, it is.” Shikamaru groaned, and then pulled the blonde away from the main street. “Why do you want to know, anyway?”

“What?! A girl suddenly kissed me while I was blindfolded! Why wouldn’t I be curious about her identity?!”

“Someone.” Shikamaru corrected him. “Someone kissed you while you were blindfolded.”

“That’s what I…” Naruto trailed off, staring at Shikamaru strangely for five, four, three, two, one… “EW! NO! IT WAS A GIRL!”

“How can you be sure?”

“I don’t know if you forgot, but I did kiss a guy, before.” Naruto ammitted, a big green at the memory. “And believe me, I may not have the best of memory when it comes to most things, but I definitely remember how… Rough, chapped, and… I-I can recognize male lips, alright?”

“Hmm…” A few minutes later, the two found themselves sitting in Shikamaru’s favourite tea shop. Most of Konoha was still made out of wood at the moment, but that didn’t stop the never-disheartened citizens from trying and bring back their lives to apparent normalcy. “Alright. I’ll need details. What do you remember?”

“About what?”

“... Your childhood.”

“Well, my first memory-”

“THE GIRL, IDIOT!”

“Why didn’t you say so?” Shikamaru grumbled, rubbing his temples as Naruto crossed his arms, looking at the ceiling. “Well, I don’t exactly remember much. I know that it was almost the end of the party, because a few minutes later it was blindfolds off. Except for that, though… One moment I was resting against a wall, the next someone pulled on both sides of my jacket and…” Naruto flushed. “Wow.”

“Well, that may just be because of your inexperience. For all we know, she may be a terrible kisser. So, no useful information from that.” Naruto frowned, but nodded, acknowledging the logic. “Okay. Anything else you remember about the kiss? Like, from what direction did it come from?”

“Direction?”

“Downward? Upward? Level with you?”

“Uhm, let me think…” Naruto closed his eyes, trying to relieve the sensations. He flushed red again. “... Same level.”

“So she either was your same height or taller, and she was bending on her knees. Keep that memory. Do you remember anything else that may be useful? A scent, a taste?”

“T-Taste?” Naruto stammered.

“Yes. Taste. It may give us a hint on lipstick, or gloss.” Naruto nodded, and his cheeks went even more aflame than before. He did remember a taste!

“... Cedar.”

“Like, cedar wood?” Naruto nodded, finally opening his eyes.

“I distinctly remember the smell and taste of cedar wood.” Shikamaru stared, an eyebrow raised. “What?”

“How the hell do you know the taste of cedar wood?”

“You won’t believe what an eight years old will put in his mouth. Anyway, useful?”

“Cedar isn’t exactly a favorite smell used in cosmetics, so it can be a pretty useful hint… Or we can assume that it’s because of incense, or the mysterious girl spends a lot of time around cedar trees, which are probably the most common trees in the Fire Country. So, it can also be an useless hint.”

“Darn. So, no leads at all?”

“Didn’t say that. Remember the bracelets?” Shikamaru continued, sipping on his tea. “You have to get them at the entrances, and you can’t leave without handing them back alongside your blindfold.”

“So?”

“So, it happens that I know the person that was taking care of that, at the party. If someone left without giving them back, we’ll know who it is. Otherwise, we’ll know who was still at the party when that happened.”

“Genius! Who is it?!”

“Our first suspect. And one hell of a headache for me.”

3)

“The list of the party-goers? What do you need it for?”

 

[EagleCeres]

Spiritual succession to Wayne? AWESOME!!!

So... some hot ninja lady put the mack on Naruto, and now he wants to know who?
Watson...er... Shikamaru! The game is afoot!

 

[MnemoD]

If its a spiritual successor to Wayne, then we probably already know who it is..!

BUT DAMNED IF I DON'T WANT TO KNOW MORE ANYWAY!

 

[FinalMax]

This intrigues me, good sir. Carry on.

 

[KurokamiDG]

If Wayne was any indication, I'm expecting you to troll the hell outta all of us.

Carry on good sir. Carry on.

 

[Shirotsume]

Oh my god.

So I googled "With the nogging of engine" to see what the pun was, figuring you were sneaking in a cheap one like you did with wayne...

This thread is the top result.

Who says you need SEO experts? xD

Anyway, onto things Meinos actually gives a fuck about.

On one hand- I expect a magnificent troll.

On the other, I can't tell if it's a general troll and it'll be someone like Tsunade or something, or you're going for the long troll and it really is Hinata or Sakura and you're just trolling our expectations of trolling.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

SEO expert? I'm studying for that! XD If I can do it even without trying...

3)
“The list of the party-goers? What do you need it for?”

“We think one of them may have accidentally taken something from Naruto.” Something, yeah. “Think we can take a peek at it, Ino?”

“Hmm, I don’t know. That’s a big invasion of privacy.” Some people enjoyed the blindfolds for the traditional reason. It wouldn’t do for one of the most battle hardened ninjas in the village to be seen dancing on tables in just his boxers. “Is it an official mission?”

“It would be a favour, actually.” Ino narrowed her eyes.

“That’s a big favour.” The blonde surmised. “What do I get out of it?”

“Naruto, what does she get out of it?”

“What?! Why are you asking me?!” Naruto squeaked, surprised at suddenly being brought into the conversation.

“You’re the one this is important for. So you decide what to offer.” Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders. Naruto narrowed his eyes, but then grasped his own chin, thinking about it.

“… Honestly? Ino, I have no idea what the hell to offer you.” The shadow-user rolled his eyes. Worst negotiator ever. “So, why don’t you just tell me what you’d like? Anything you want.” And then cringed in his place.

“… Naruto, that’s the worst thing you can tell to a girl.” The Yamanaka smirked, and Naruto suddenly felt like a mouse under a cat’s vicious stare. “Well, let’s just say I have a ‘Free Naruto Help’ card. I have no idea either, right now. Let me get that list.” With a flip of her hair, the woman sauntered out of the flower shop and up to the apartment proper, leaving the two men to slowly turn to face each other.

“I’m going to regret that, ain’t I?”

“You have no idea.”

-XXXXX-

“Wow. Ino is very thorough, huh?” Naruto said as he observed the first two pages of the list. “There’s even what colour the bracelets were.”

“Too bad it’s in alphabetical order. Troublesome…” Shikamaru sighed as he finished making his version of the list, in order of time of departure. “Okay. Now, the kiss happened how many minutes before blindfold off time?”

“Ten or so.”

“Okay. So, we need to look at the women left at the party at that time.” Not many remained all the way through. The kind of music they played at that time -made in Dubstep Country- still took a bit to get used to for most Konoha citizens. “Well, we’re in luck. There were only five.”

“Thank god. Who are they?” Naruto took a sit by Shikamaru as he circled the names with a red marker.

“Well, two of them are going to take investigating, since there’s only the initial of their first name.” Naruto took a peek, and raised an eyebrow as he observed the names on the list.

“Wait, Shikamaru. There are three names with only the initial."

“Yeah, but one is 99,9% the culprit. Also, I know who it is.” Shikamaru declared, tapping the name ‘Hyuuga H.’ with a marker.

4)

“Why the hell are we sneaking in the Hyuuga compound?”

 

[Shirotsume]

Oh god, it was Hiashi, wasn't it.

 

[MnemoD]

Oh god, it was Hiashi, wasn't it.

I'd be willing to put down money that it's Hanabi, if this turns out to be the end they need to find. But I have a feeling it's not.

 

[shiki]

It was Negi. He was being proactive in hiding his identity because of his ninja-ness so he left a false trail.

 

[EagleCeres]

Free Naruto Help cards... better than "Get out of Jail Free", believe it!

And the Country of Dubstep... say it ain't so, Meinos!
At least the people women that DID stay and weathered the music did it a purpose (ie: macking out with one blonde ninja).

Hyuuga's eh?
Did Shikamaru ever ask Naruto if whomever kissed him hugged him too? to, uh... confirm squishable softness?

 

[Meinos Kaen]

No, sadly Naruto didn't get to squishy squishy puni puni. I'll correct that in-story.

4)

“Why the hell are we sneaking in the Hyuuga compound?”

“Believe me, it’s better to just try and get answers this way. Confronting Hinata about this would get us nowhere.” As in, the girl would go into comatose lock down at the thought of her misdeed. Shikamaru, with a soft click, finally managed to open the window and he slipped inside, Naruto right behind him.

“So, what exactly are we looking for?” Naruto asked in a hushed whisper as he observed the neat state of the room. He made a mental note of there being two beds in it.

“Cedar wood scented cosmetics. Or a diary.” Naruto gasped. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“W-We can’t go and snoop in a girl’s diary! How do you even know Hinata has one?”

“Girl like her? Without at least a diary to confide in, she would go crazy. And I thought this was important to you?” Shikamaru said as he opened a drawer.

“Yes, but-“ The two ninjas froze. Footsteps. Coming closer. They stopped moving and talking. Shikamaru didn’t dare close the drawer again.

As soon as a shadow came in sight behind the door’s closed door, and turned towards it, Shikamaru had already put into action his plan. If they both hid, they would find them both with the Byakugan. So, sacrifice one to save the mission.

“GAHK!” Naruto squeaked out as Shikamaru sucker-punched him and then slipped outside the window again, closing it behind him while the blonde fell on all fours, massaging the back of his head. “W-What the-“ The door slid open.

“What are you doing in here?” Naruto froze, the pulsating pain in his head temporarily forgotten as he raised his head. Staring down at him was a younger, sharper looking version of Hinata sucking on a lollipop, with chocolate locks and wearing nothing but a white yukata and bath flippers.

“GAH!” And he meant nothing. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, FLAS-OUUUUFF!” His tirade was broken short by a strong blow to his midsection, which knocked the air out of him and his body back to the ground.

“Stop shouting. And I don’t like wearing underwear again so soon after a bath.” Naruto wheezed and panted. Damn if Hyuuga martial arts weren’t painful! “You’re Naruto Uzumaki, right? What are you doing here?”

“I… I can’t…” He got back a semblance of physical fitness and stood again, this time making sure to not look up until he was fully erect, a flush still on his cheeks. He found himself having to slightly bent his head to look at her in the eyes. “I can’t tell you. Sorry.”

“I just found you uninvited in my room. That isn’t going to cut it.” The blonde hero flinched at the implied threat. And how the hell was she keeping that same uninterested/contemplative face all the time? “So?”

“… I-I wanted to find out if… Ehm…” How was he going to say something like this to a fourteen years old? Even if she had flashed him. He sighed. “You know those blindfold parties?”

“Yes.” She gave a small nod, the stick moving between her lips as she shifted the lollipop from one side of her mouth to the other.

“Well, someone… Kissed me during one. And, I wanted to find if Hinata was the one who… Ehm…” He blushed a bit harder. He got an understanding nod.

“I see. Well, it’s impossible for nee-chan to have been the one.” That caused the blonde to blink in confusion. “Hinata is not a party-goer. She’s not really interested in those kind of social occasions.”

“B-But the name on the list was H. Hyuuga…”

“My name is Hyuuga Hanabi. Nice to meet you.” Naruto froze. Then opened his mouth. Then closed it again. Then flushed. He shook his head from side to side.

“N-No, it couldn’t. It couldn’t have been you.” He declared. She removed the lollipop from her mouth with a ‘pop’.

“Why?”

“Because… Because of the kiss. The girl was… Taller, or as tall as me.” He explained. She stared. Then she put the lollipop back in her mouth, and tilted her head slightly to the left. “… What?”

She stood on her tiptoes.

The kiss was of the required height, but it wasn’t that kiss. Compared to the one he got blindfolded was more intense, almost desperate in its affection now that he had another one to compare. This one was more calculated, precise, methodical. All in all, more erotic.

Even the sounds, like the smack as she separated, were calculated, he bet. She then proceeded to grab onto the stick of her lollipop and remove it from his mouth. “… Cherry?” He asked. She nodded.

“So?”

“… Wow.” He eloquently put it. Hanabi smiled a ghost of a smile. “But it wasn’t the same kiss.”

“I bet it was a better one, though.” Naruto frowned, but then his infamous grin surfaced. “Kyah!”

“Cheeky for your age, aren’t you?” Snaking his arm forward, Naruto furiously ruffled the girl’s hair, who squeaked and stepped back, flushed and bewildered. When she cleared her face from hair, Naruto was already opening the window. “Well, thanks for the help, Hanabi-chan. See you around.” He jumped through the opening and closed the window behind him. Then he opened it again and stuck his head back inside. “And put some clothes on like a good girl.” And with that, he was gone.

Hanabi stood staring at the closed window for a few seconds, a flush on her face, before her bewildered face broke into a fit of chuckles, before settling in a smile. She walked to her desk and opened a drawer, producing a small handbook and a pen.

Dear Diary,

Today I’ve been a little too naughty. I gave my first adult kiss to the boy my older sister loves when he snuck inside our bedroom. And now I get why she likes him so much. He’s… Surprising.

She paused, putting a finger to her lips.

And kinda cute, too.

5)

“Trust me. I can’t tell you how I know, but I can assure you: it wasn’t Hinata.”

 

[KurokamiDG]

I see...so Naruto is going to have ended up kissing multiple females by the time this is done I figure.

And this thing with Hinata..

Is this misdirection!? I mean, she's her sister and all, but...

She was a lot more easygoing than I expected too.

Anyway, who is this Hyuuga H. then!? I'm starting to feel like it was Hiashi too...

 

[MastaofBitches]

Anyway, who is this Hyuuga H. then!? I'm starting to feel like it was Hiashi too...

Hyuuga H. is Hyuuga Hanabi. Probably.

 

[shiki]

I got it. It is Hinata's unmentioned aunt/older cousin/step-mother with a random H name like Hyouka or something.

 

[FinalMax]

I was going to ask what was the name of Neji's mother, myself. Ultimately, I think the Hyuuga lead is a red herring.

 

[MnemoD]

I'm gonna go with FinalMax on this one, it's a red herring. And not because, as a spiritual successor to Wayne, we ALL SHOULD KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

I'm gonna go with FinalMax on this one, it's a red herring. And not because, as a spiritual successor to Wayne, we ALL SHOULD KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

You'll NEVER know where this is going... Until it's there.

5)

“Trust me. I can’t tell you how I know, but I can assure you: it wasn’t Hinata.”

“If you say so.” Shikamaru acquiesced. Naruto was pretty hush hush about what had transpired in that room after he left, and prying further was way too troublesome.

“Next person on the list?”

“Well, that’d be two, actually. Which we can safely take off the list.”

“How so?” Shikamaru pointed behind him. He turned around. He held back a whistle.

It was impossible, travelling with Jiraiya, not to develop an appreciation for the female body. And when the body -bodies, actually- was so beautiful… Two bombshells of girls, a brunette and a blonde, wearing fairly revealing clothes, with wide hips and generous bosoms, were sitting side by side at the same table, giggling and talking to each other.

Then, they held hands and kissed. Naruto blushed. Then he pouted. “I see your point.” He turned to Shikamaru again with a sigh. “Two left, right?”

“Yes. One with the missing first name. Which one do you want to do first?”

“Let’s do the one we have the full name of, thanks.” Better to avoid further shenanigans as long as possible, wisely thought the blonde man.

“Okay. Then we’re going to the hospital.”

-I-

“You’re kidding me.”

“I kid you not.” Shikamaru replied as they stood in front of a consultation office belonging to a very dear acquaintance of Naruto. “No chance of sneaking in, so it’s either asking directly-“

“I can’t ask Shizune-nee-chan if she kissed me out of the blue! Even for me, that’s way too blunt!” He shout/whispered to Shikamaru.

“Well, then you need to work around it somehow, or-”

“Naruto-kun?” The duo of ninja-investigators froze and turned around. The object of their discussion was standing behind them, TonTon secure in her arms. “What a surprise. What are you doing here? Is there something wrong?”

“N-No, nothing’s wrong. It’s just…” He sent a glance to Shikamaru. He didn’t return it. He was on his own. Again. Why the hell had he asked for his help, again? He needed to improvise. “There’s something I wanted to ask you.”

“Oh, of course.” She opened the door to her office. “Come in, then.”

“I’ll see you later, Shikamaru.” That was his way of saying ‘I need to do this alone’. The Nara shrugged and walked away while Naruto followed his target inside her office.

“So, what is it you wanted to ask me, Naruto?” Shizune closed the door behind her, and Naruto was still going through the motions of complete improvisation.

“I was wondering if…” He trailed off. Okay. He needed to verify. but how? He couldn’t ask her. So, he… Oh, damn. Stupid cheeky teenagers and the ideas they give him. “If you could teach me BSL.”

“You mean Basic Life Support?” Shizune put TonTon down, surprised at the request.

“Yeah. I mean, I never learned these things in the Academy, and I thought, okay, I don’t have the control for medical jutsu, but I can at least learn CPR and stuff, you know?” Naruto continued, scratching the back of his head. “You never know what could happen on a mission, right?”

“… Naruto, that’s admirable!” Shizune clapped her hands, genuinely happy. And Naruto inwardly cringed, suddenly feeling less than a worm. “You really are one of a kind, are you?”

“Y-Yeah, am I not? Ahahahah!” ’Dear god, I’m despicable…’

“Okay, let me just get the mannequin!” Wait, mannequin?! Those are not the lips he needed to sample! He turned to Shizune but bit his lower lip as she opened her supply closet. He couldn’t just come out and say-“Oh. It’s not here.”

“Seriously?!” Talk about luck.

“T-That’s unusual. I wonder who took it.” Shizune muttered, turning around to Naruto. “Uhm, I guess… We will have to do without?”

“Without?” Okay, now he had to put his best acting skills to work. A few seconds of confusion then, sudden flush. “You mean… You would be the mannequin?”

“Y-Yes, I guess… Well, it’s not such a big deal! It’s okay!” Shizune’s smile was very forced, and her flush bright red.

“Nee-chan, I don’t want to force you-“

“No! It’s okay! Really!” She said, waving her hands from side to side. “Naruto-kun, you want to learn how to save lives. I can at least bear with something like this, can I?”

“… Okay. If you say so.” ’Nee-chan, you’re going to get the biggest present ever for your next birthday. I swear!’

“Good.” That out of the way, Shizune walked to the nearby cot and laid on her back. Naruto approached slowly. “Do you know, uhm, anything about it already?”

“Well, I read about it. I know the number, but I’m not exactly clear on the method.” Actually, he had already got a BSL course from a medic friend of Jiraiya. He knew everything about it.

Now that he thought about it, that lady was missing her mannequin too. Weird coincidences.

“It’s okay. One hand goes on the forehead, and you tilt the head back.” Naruto nodded and gently leaned his palm on Shizune’s forehead. He found her as warm as he probably was to the touch. “T-Then you grasp the chin with the other, and you pull down.”

“Got it.” Naruto swallowed as he went through the motions, and put the head in the perfect CPR position. That lady had made him exercise until his lips were bruised. “This good?”

“Hah-ha.” Shizune let out the best sounds of agreement she could muster in her position. “Ho ahea’.” She was seemingly calm, even if her blush had disappeared. She closed her eyes.

’H-Here goes nothing.’ He swallowed and slowly lowered his head…

The texture of her lips was very familiar. Maybe… Maybe it was her? He focused on the sensation. His senses had been a bit muffled, but he thought the lips were those… But it wasn’t enough. He wasn’t sure.

“Hmm?” Shizune was opening her eyes again. Crap, he had stood still too much without even inflating air.

And then, Naruto decided that he was already damned. What was one more step? He closed his eyes.

“Hmm?!” Shizune really wasn’t expecting Naruto to suddenly start moving his lips, turning the impromptu CPR practice in a kiss. “Hmmo, hmm-Hmm!” Her surprised jerking suddenly stopped, her whole body tensing as Naruto turned the kiss in an adult kiss. “Hmm… Hmmmm…” And then, she mellowed.

And then something else.

’D-Damn!’ Naruto was once again, surprised by a girl. What not the mystery girl nor Hanabi had done was turn the kiss physical, showing much more passion. Naruto suddenly found himself pulled down onto Shizune by her arms, joined around his neck, which made him unable to keep his CPR hold on her head.

But once again, Naruto was a king of improvisation. The kiss wasn’t going to end anytime soon, and it wouldn’t do for him to suddenly turn passive in the middle of it. He had been the one to initiate it!

So, he returned to work as his left hand found a resting place as he grabbed Shizune’s hair by the roots on the back of her head and his right hand found her left leg through the slit of her dress.

“… Wow.” This time the word was uttered by two voices. Two faces who were very close to each other, both flushed and with hair and clothes in disarray. Somewhere in the middle of the kiss, Naruto had climbed on the cot as well, and his right hand had travelled further up Shizune’s leg, and the medic own ones found themselves mimicking the positions of Naruto’s.

Clearing his voice, Naruto climbed off first and then offered a hand to Shizune, which she accepted. Then, they slowly straightened their clothes and hair. “… I think you’d better find that mannequin, nee-chan.”

“Yes.” She nodded. Naruto nodded. Then she gave her a peck on the cheek and walked out the office. That was when Shizune fell to the ground, squeaking as she covered her face with both hands.

No one noticed the pig with the camera.

6)

“Not her?”

“Not her.”

 

[AJ_Katon]

As usual Shizune needed more love and you delivered. Good Job!