Worst movie(s) you've ever seen?
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If you think what you have seen is bad.
Behold the one and only 1994 Fantastic Four. Yes, over a decade ago, there was a film unleashed that was horrible they did not even make it direct into Video.
The Wiki has much to say about this monstrosity.
If you thought the 2000 movies were BAD? Take a look at the trailer for 1994 version. What is seen can not be unseen.
Mind you, I have not been exposed to the full insanity inducing film, for which I'm glad. But the trailer should be bad enough to say everything needed.
Behold the one and only 1994 Fantastic Four. Yes, over a decade ago, there was a film unleashed that was horrible they did not even make it direct into Video.
The Wiki has much to say about this monstrosity.
If you thought the 2000 movies were BAD? Take a look at the trailer for 1994 version. What is seen can not be unseen.
Mind you, I have not been exposed to the full insanity inducing film, for which I'm glad. But the trailer should be bad enough to say everything needed.
I had no problem with it aside from the fact that it simply didn't feel like it had any connection to any Final Fantasy. (barring Cid, the chocobo logo seen ONCE on the side of a ship as it moved by and the lifestream-esque energy)
A spiritual sci fi movie? Fine by me. But don't call it Final Fantasy anything. That just reeked of "cheap spinoff meant to earn us more money"
A spiritual sci fi movie? Fine by me. But don't call it Final Fantasy anything. That just reeked of "cheap spinoff meant to earn us more money"
Yeah, I'm necroing this shit. A day or two ago I saw a movie, that just shouldn't exist. I mean, there's just no reason for it to possibly be a real movie. But it was. I can't believe it's not on this list. I actually went through the movie talk just for a thread like this. You guys ready? I don't think you are. I thought my Body was ready for this, and I was wrong. So goddamn wrong.
Tommy Wiseau's The Room
I... I never thought I could see a movie this bad. It's not even lovably bad.
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I HAD TO SEE THIS GUY'S NAKED ASS. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING WARNING BEFORE THE FUCKING FILM.
Tommy Wiseau's The Room
I... I never thought I could see a movie this bad. It's not even lovably bad.
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I HAD TO SEE THIS GUY'S NAKED ASS. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING WARNING BEFORE THE FUCKING FILM.
"Wing Commander" and "Timeline".
Let me put it this way; once I have actually paid my own money to see a movie, I am too cheap to waste it. I have sat through the entirety of Jean-Claude Van-Damme's "Cyborg" in theater simply because I'd bought the ticket, and I was too stubborn to leave. Before 'Wing Commander', only one movie had ever driven me from a theater before the end credits... the infamous 'Highlander 2'. And even then, I'd lasted nearly an hour and a half.
But both of the above movies? Had me up and running out the exit within the first thirty minutes. Dear God, the horribleness... the characters were completely unlikeable retards, living in retard land, who did things that made no sense simply because the script required it. 'Partially Kissed Hero' had more plot verisimilitude... the horror, the horror...
Let me put it this way; once I have actually paid my own money to see a movie, I am too cheap to waste it. I have sat through the entirety of Jean-Claude Van-Damme's "Cyborg" in theater simply because I'd bought the ticket, and I was too stubborn to leave. Before 'Wing Commander', only one movie had ever driven me from a theater before the end credits... the infamous 'Highlander 2'. And even then, I'd lasted nearly an hour and a half.
But both of the above movies? Had me up and running out the exit within the first thirty minutes. Dear God, the horribleness... the characters were completely unlikeable retards, living in retard land, who did things that made no sense simply because the script required it. 'Partially Kissed Hero' had more plot verisimilitude... the horror, the horror...
FF: Spirits Within was a decent movie, but it was not a Final Fantasy.
FF: Advent Children was definitely a Final Fantasy story, but it was not by any stretch of the imagination a good movie. The plot was incoherent, the acting was flat, and it seemed like half the cast was only there because the director had a checklist of people who had to have cameos.
The problem with Transformers was that it wasn't about Transformers. It was about a loser named Sam Witwicky who somehow manages to pick up a girl through his interactions with the Transformers, despite the fact that the only useful thing he does in the entire flick was sucker punch the Big Bad with a Macguffin. The movie would have been infinitely better had it been about the Transformers and the military units fighting the Decepticons and left Sam out of the story completely.
As a Wing Commander (game) fan, I enjoyed the movie - at least when compared to Starship Troopers. Now that was a terrible movie.
I once came up with a list of four simple things that would have improved SW Episode II immensely. Then I realized that implementing them would involve throwing out 3/4s of the movie. (1: Recast Anakin Skywalker. 2: Rewrite the love story or eliminate it completely. 3: Leave Boba Fett's origin story as it had been written in the EU for over a decade. 4: Have the clones be the ones doing the attacking).
Muppet Wizard of Oz was so bad I repacked it for return to Netflix before the tornado even showed up.
FF: Advent Children was definitely a Final Fantasy story, but it was not by any stretch of the imagination a good movie. The plot was incoherent, the acting was flat, and it seemed like half the cast was only there because the director had a checklist of people who had to have cameos.
The problem with Transformers was that it wasn't about Transformers. It was about a loser named Sam Witwicky who somehow manages to pick up a girl through his interactions with the Transformers, despite the fact that the only useful thing he does in the entire flick was sucker punch the Big Bad with a Macguffin. The movie would have been infinitely better had it been about the Transformers and the military units fighting the Decepticons and left Sam out of the story completely.
As a Wing Commander (game) fan, I enjoyed the movie - at least when compared to Starship Troopers. Now that was a terrible movie.
I once came up with a list of four simple things that would have improved SW Episode II immensely. Then I realized that implementing them would involve throwing out 3/4s of the movie. (1: Recast Anakin Skywalker. 2: Rewrite the love story or eliminate it completely. 3: Leave Boba Fett's origin story as it had been written in the EU for over a decade. 4: Have the clones be the ones doing the attacking).
Muppet Wizard of Oz was so bad I repacked it for return to Netflix before the tornado even showed up.
A war movie with continuously boneheaded tactics (Honestly, Navy, either contribute to the battle, or get out of range of the anti-spacecraft fire. Don't sit there and get shot at), heroes whose actions have negligible impact on the war while the real heroics are done by a bit character off camera, what's there to love?
Not to mention that the director admitted to never reading the book, to hating the book (despite never having read it), and had the moral of his movie's story be almost exactly 180 degrees off from what the book was saying...
Also, 'Starship Troopers' is the sci-fi novel that effectively invented the powered armor genre(*), and there's no bloody powered armor in the film.
(*) Although there was a brief earlier appearance of the concept in E.E. "Doc" Smith's 'Galactic Patrol'.
Also, 'Starship Troopers' is the sci-fi novel that effectively invented the powered armor genre(*), and there's no bloody powered armor in the film.
(*) Although there was a brief earlier appearance of the concept in E.E. "Doc" Smith's 'Galactic Patrol'.
I thought the movie Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism. I liked the movie for what it was. The crime is less great when the overall concept and tone of the original are adapted and changed by a director to make a decent movie vs. steadfast loyalty to source material that produces a terrible film.
Or as the less rational part of me would say: Paul Verhoeven made Total Recall and RoboCop! Don't disrespect Verhoeven, bitch!
Oh and I'd put up 3000 Miles to Graceland. Fuck that movie.
Or as the less rational part of me would say: Paul Verhoeven made Total Recall and RoboCop! Don't disrespect Verhoeven, bitch!
Oh and I'd put up 3000 Miles to Graceland. Fuck that movie.
American godzilla movie dear lord that POS also the wanking to the army and airforce i hated that beyond everything.
still there is hope <a href='http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Godzilla_2012_design.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8...2012_design.jpg</a> a 2012 godzilla movie that might redeem america that pic looks awesome
still there is hope <a href='http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Godzilla_2012_design.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8...2012_design.jpg</a> a 2012 godzilla movie that might redeem america that pic looks awesome