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blitz_kitsune

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I'm new to this forum and I've read like 50 threads without commenting and I have come to a conclusion:

Everyone on this forum is eligible for a legal certificate for INSANITY/WEIRDNESS. Especially DKG.



After coming up with that conclusion, I came up with another conclusion:

I have finally found a goddamn home.
 
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toraneko

Well-Known Member
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Welcome to TFF! Ignore the guys in white coats. We call them "targets for the armed".

At a quarter past 13AM, we'll be having lessons on how to escape a straitjacket. N hours before that is latening meal - don't be tardy or you'll miss it.

Oh, and if you like to set fires, stay away from my laundry room.

Only catgirls are allowed to set my boxers on fire.
 
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runestar

Well-Known Member
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#3
You are ours, now and forever...Prepare yourself for an eternity of Care Bear reruns... :snigger:

Oh, and be sure to deposit your sanity at the gate. No point hanging on something you are only going to end up losing... ;)
 
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toraneko

Well-Known Member
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#4
Yeah, what that guy said.

Oh, and don't expect to get your deposit back. :snigger:
 
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GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
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#5
Oh, and if you enter any of the Rant sections' topics, especially my Horrors of Fiction thread, be sure to wear an Amulet of Protection from Total Randomness +6000 or higher. Otherwise you may experience one or more of the following symptoms: Asthma, diarrhea, impotency, nausea, dizziness, uncontrollable shivering, glowing in the dark, death, random mutation and killing urges.

Have a nice day, and remember to light a candle at the Divine Hawk's shrine. Otherwise, you'll be cursed for 1000 years. :lol:

...man, we really need an Introductions subforum.
 
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ttestagr

Well-Known Member
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#9
Yo.

Be afraid, I know this forum has increased my tendancy to swear at the very least. My sanity....



Well, wasn't much of that in the first place.
 
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Alzrius

Well-Known Member
#10
#10
There's always room for another kitsune. Or really anything with furry ears and a tail...

...ahem. Anyway, welcome home.
 
Unknown-common-827

Unknown-common-827

Well-Known Member
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#11
As the resident Unknown, welcome to the darkness of insanity. ENJOY YOUR STAY!

*Runs to darkness with maniacal laugh*

*Runs back*

I almost forgot, you mess with me... expect a superkick... also, they are correct with sanity being not needed. We embrace all who have no brain. Until we meet again, PEACE!

*Runs off again, superkicks a guard, and heads for the rants forum while wielding a flamethrower and an UBER lazer*
 
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GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
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Alzrius said:
There's always room for another kitsune. Or really anything with furry ears and a tail...

...ahem. Anyway, welcome home.
Click to expand...
OMG FURRY

KILL IT WITH FIRE

:snigger: :snigger: :snigger: :snigger:
 
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Moshulel

Well-Known Member
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GenocideHeart said:
OMG FURRY

KILL IT WITH FIRE
Click to expand...
Noooooooo! Why? What did the poor furry do to you?

*And why the heck didn't you use acid?*
 
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Mereo Flere

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#14
If you're a writer, then you'll get more ideas than you could shake a muse at.

If you're a reader, you'll generally have more questions answered than if you were to just leave a review, and find a lot more recommendations.

Even if you aren't either, you'll still find a lot of stuff to amuse you.

Finally, it's recommended you know a little about each series, otherwise you won't get a lot of the references.

...oh, and one more thing that I almost forgot.

Never mention he who must not be named. Ever.
 
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ttestagr

Well-Known Member
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Botmaster.

He hasn't shown up in a long while though.

Oh, and...


FURRIES SAGE YOU FURFAGS!!! :unsure!: :sweat:
 
Unknown-common-827

Unknown-common-827

Well-Known Member
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#17
I shall not tell... for then I would not be "The Unknown One". I would be "The Sonofabitch That Pissed Off The Anime Fanfiction Gods" and that is not what The Unknown One likes. So sorry, DAA... but you're on your own.

Edit... never mind, tesstagr just fucked up...

*Runs from any possible repercussions, superkicks another guard and heads back to the rant forum while still wielding his Flamethrower and UBER Lazer*
 
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