WTBAF Happened Here?!

[Prince Charon]

As Naruto and Jiraiya return to Konoha (post time skip), they notice some very worrisome things: the forest is torn up, there's a gaping hole in the city wall, and there are two heads up on pikes on either side of the main gate. As they approach, they see the decaying, but still recognisable faces of Kabuto and Sasuke. The gate guard claims that Sakura, of all people, put the heads up there, as a warning of the fates of spies and traitors. The damage is the result of several raids by Sound-nin, backed by Grass-nin and Mist-nin.

As they head toward the Hokage's Tower, they hear a number of rumours, some more believable than others. That the Hyuuga Main House were planning to betray the Leaf, he could sort of believe. That Hinata freed the Branch House from their caged bird seals, he finds impressive, but can easily accept. But, that Hinata pulled an Itachi on the Main House, leaving only herself and Hanabi as survivors? That's way out there. (Although, its probably the only way she could free the Branch House.)

As for Orochimaru, he's dead, or alive, or he was Sasuke, or he's sealed in a urinal, or he's been eaten by a giant slug, or...

As for Tsunade, she's recovering from her injuries, or she's in a coma, or she's off getting drunk, or she's dead, or-

Well, at that point they decide to stop dwaddling and go directly to the Tower, to find out just what the bloody anal fuck happened while they were gone!

So, any takers?

 

[nuclear death frog]

This idea is too complex. On their own, some of the pieces would require a large and exceedingly well-written story to make them credible; and to wrap them up into a combined story would make it a huge process that would require colossal amounts of work to keep straight and not have it seem like a giant and top-heavy Deus ex Machina.

 

[TheEcchiSessha]

Hmm.. the idea is a bit "odd" but still could be good in the right hands....if a few things are left out.

As for Orochimaru, he's dead, or alive, or he was Sasuke, or he's sealed in a urinal, or he's been eaten by a giant slug, or...

However, I vote for this fate to befall the Orochiphile. For Great Justice! :snigger:

Edit: Dang, NDF beat me to the first post.

~The Ecchi Sessha

 

[nuclear death frog]

As for Orochimaru, he's dead, or alive, or he was Sasuke, or he's sealed in a urinal, or he's been eaten by a giant slug, or...

However, I vote for this fate to befall the Orochiphile. For Great Justice! :snigger:

I disagree, actually.

Much better to have it be a toilet bowl. That way he can be shit in as well as pissed on, and he'll usually smell really badly. Not that he'll physically notice.

Also, this idea just doesn't work unless he's still alive when he gets sealed into it. Considering his SOUL is technically immortal, he gets to be a toilet forever.