Just a odd thought about what if Ethan during the halloween episode sold Xander a proper Orky costume... (assuming Fannon addition to the spell that none of the costumes wearers would permantly kill or maim other costume wearers or humans.. *beating them to a pulp is fine tho* )
cut to Halloween... where Ork!Xander is frustrated because something is keeping him form Krumping the HUmies around here... although beating up that pirate was fun... Only fo rhim to stumble into Willies... full of Demons.. who mock him...
Well they ain't human and they made fun of him.. so whats A ork to do but.. WAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
Cut to the spell being broken.. Xander coming to in the middle of Willies, surronded by Demons either dead or groaning in traction (Cause Orks are da toughest gits around!).... And Xande risa bit mor ebulky... and tlaking ina cockney accent...
other potential scenes I can picture....
-Xander starting to hang out at his UNcle Rory's junkyard... and building stuff..
-Xander overhearing Giles complaining about his car breaking down.. so he steals it... paints it red and 'improves it'.... Giles not quite realizing what this means until he puts his foot on the gas once recovering his car...
-Willow: Xander.... who are Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman and why are you applying for a INternship with them after gradutaion?
Of course Orks getting bigger and tougher the mroe they fight.. so the mroe demons and Vampires xander fights the mroe orkier a umie he becomes... perhaps a couple weeks as a football star.. until he's banned for 'Unneccessary roughness' *Read he started a brawl with teh SUnnydale school rivals... and WON all by himself...*
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The Judge
"It sasy he couldn't be killed by any weapon forged by man"
"Bah! Theyze Jus' not have enuf Dakka! I'ze fix it and show de Judge what true DAKKA is!"
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Thoughts.. or better yet takers to write up the above or otehr scenes the idea migth produce!
cut to Halloween... where Ork!Xander is frustrated because something is keeping him form Krumping the HUmies around here... although beating up that pirate was fun... Only fo rhim to stumble into Willies... full of Demons.. who mock him...
Well they ain't human and they made fun of him.. so whats A ork to do but.. WAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
Cut to the spell being broken.. Xander coming to in the middle of Willies, surronded by Demons either dead or groaning in traction (Cause Orks are da toughest gits around!).... And Xande risa bit mor ebulky... and tlaking ina cockney accent...
other potential scenes I can picture....
-Xander starting to hang out at his UNcle Rory's junkyard... and building stuff..
-Xander overhearing Giles complaining about his car breaking down.. so he steals it... paints it red and 'improves it'.... Giles not quite realizing what this means until he puts his foot on the gas once recovering his car...
-Willow: Xander.... who are Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman and why are you applying for a INternship with them after gradutaion?
Of course Orks getting bigger and tougher the mroe they fight.. so the mroe demons and Vampires xander fights the mroe orkier a umie he becomes... perhaps a couple weeks as a football star.. until he's banned for 'Unneccessary roughness' *Read he started a brawl with teh SUnnydale school rivals... and WON all by himself...*
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The Judge
"It sasy he couldn't be killed by any weapon forged by man"
"Bah! Theyze Jus' not have enuf Dakka! I'ze fix it and show de Judge what true DAKKA is!"
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Thoughts.. or better yet takers to write up the above or otehr scenes the idea migth produce!