You are Negi Springfield

[Prince Charon]

You wake up in Negi's body, on the way from Wales to Japan. You have his power, skills, knowledge, and enough of his memories to get by, as well as your own.

What do you change, and what don't you? How different would things become?

 

[nuclear death frog]

I'd never even bother showing up at Mahora, since I have less than zero interest in teaching. Even if it means I'd never become a master wizard, I don't care. Negi's beginning-manga level of power/control would be way more than enough to lead an interesting life.

 

[Pirazy]

I'd kill myself, SI's must be purged from this existance. ^_^

Seriously(?) though, when you sneeze clothes disappear, you're a 10-year old boy and you're sent to an all-girls school where shota-con seems to be the standard fetisch among the student body. What sane, heterosexual male, would turn that down?

 

[GenocideHeart]

Not to mention that I suspect Mahora has wards, and those wards are the only reason why the demons that are after Nagi didn't also kill his brat - that, and the high concentration of magic users in Mahora.

Essentially, I suspect that if Negi HADN'T gone to Mahora, he'd be dead by now.

Think about it. They're demons. Nagi sort of humiliated them. Demons like to take their anger out on relatives of those who humiliate them. So... it stands to logic they'd go after Negi. But he's simply too guarded.

 

[H-Man]

...prepubescent boys/men who actually don't enjoy lolicon (rare but existent)?

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

I'd be sure to blow up England before I left. Then hit France, and Taiwan, and South Korea... then it's off to Mahora's library to find a copy of Tentacle Demon Summoning for Dummies. After that, you just need a film crew, a few mercs to deal with Mahora's faculty (especially hot, tanned ones with guns), and then you unleash hell and tape it all for fun and profit!

 

[SMWhat]

I'd kill myself, SI's must be purged from this existance. ^_^

Seriously(?) though, when you sneeze clothes disappear, you're a 10-year old boy and you're sent to an all-girls school where shota-con seems to be the standard fetisch among the student body. What sane, heterosexual male, would turn that down?

*raises hand*

 

[Dubrichius]

I'd probably develop some very Star Wars-esq spells, and use them on the unsuspecting fools around me.

*Force Chokes random forumite for practice*

 

[ttestagr]

I'd probably develop some very Star Wars-esq spells, and use them on the unsuspecting fools around me.

*Force Chokes random forumite for practice*

*Backs away slowly in a non-threatening manner...*

 

[Waruiko]

Try to inspire open conflict betwixt the students of the class useing Negi's inate cuteness. I might be inclined to create a mud pit if a full out cat fight were to break out...

 

[ttestagr]

Take out the SI part, and have Negi have an orgy with all 31 of his students. I might just kill to see a decent lemon writer do this.

 

[runestar]

Take out the SI part, and have Negi have an orgy with all 31 of his students. I might just kill to see a decent lemon writer do this.

He doesn't exactly end up nailing all of them(no eva goodness), but I believe this has already been done somewhere in mediaminer. Cotton white magic or something.

 

[Fatuous One]

He doesn't exactly end up nailing all of them(no eva goodness), but I believe this has already been done somewhere in mediaminer. Cotton white magic or something.

Very important part:

Take out the SI part, and have Negi have an orgy with all 31 of his students. I might just kill to see a decent lemon writer do this.

 

[runestar]

I might just kill to see a decent lemon writer do this.

Well, its decent enough for me... h43r: He's the same guy who did stationary hail hina...

Maybe I just have lower standards, that's all...

 

[Fatuous One]

Perhaps.

I couldn't hold back my disbelief when the entire (or rather immediate) class ordered Negi to bang Shizuna. -_- Or when Yue and Haruna wanted Negi to have sex with Nodoka. The dialogue of those scenes had me laughing (and not in a good way) instead of anything else. The script format was also a mark against it.

 

[runestar]

Weren't you just giving a sermon on suspension of belief when it came to writing fanfiction some time back? :lol:

 

[Fatuous One]

Hey, I'm the Fatuous One; I don't have to make sense.

And all my arguments for such things are moot when I think the writing itself is bad. Regardless of whether the idea is sound, you still need to write it out well.

 

[Dubrichius]

I cannot remember the number of stories that seemed to be something new, according to their preview, only to end up looking like what the room of typewriting monkeys produced before they got to the complete works of Shakespeare.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

You say that like they actually managed to recreate Shakespere. The whole "thousands of monkeys on thousands of keyboards" thing was disproven with the advent of the internet.

 

[Fatuous One]

It's "infinite" DKG. As there are not an infinite number of people on earth, nor has an infinite amount of time past... it has not been disproven. Not that it was a theory to begin with.

 

[TheEcchiSessha]

You wake up in Negi's body, on the way from Wales to Japan.? You have his power, skills, knowledge, and enough of his memories to get by, as well as your own.

What do you change, and what don't you?? How different would things become?

Although an old idea, I would rather just see Negi with the "personality" of a random forumite. Much more amusing in my opinion.

~The Ecchi Sessha

 

[runestar]

It's "infinite" DKG. As there are not an infinite number of people on earth, nor has an infinite amount of time past... it has not been disproven. Not that it was a theory to begin with. tongue.gif

It does make for an interesting manner of gauging people's work though.
Imagine I just finished reading someone's story, and my rating would go something like..."4 monkeys, 2 hours" :lol:

 

[ttestagr]

Forget random forumites, make it random anime characters. Dark Schneider waking up in Negi's body for the win. I give it three weeks before the entire academy is destroyed with magic getting outed in a big way.

 

[AbyssalDaemon]

Forget random forumites, make it random anime characters. Dark Schneider waking up in Negi's body for the win. I give it three weeks before the entire academy is destroyed with magic getting outed in a big way.

Of course by that time Negi/Dark Schneider will have already bagged every girl there.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Warboss Gorgutz in Negi's body ftw.